#15 | POSTED BY CATDOG AT 2017-05-16 04:12 PM | FLAG: | FUNNY: 1
You might be right. Schumer needs to learn how to get to Trump. He's gotta sweet-talk him. Make him get all warm and creamy...
"You have the best meetings, Mr. President. The very best. I'll bet those Russian guys were in awe, standing in that room with you. Knowing they were finally talking in the flesh with you, mano a mano with Donald J. Trump, the man with the biggest landslide victory in at least a thousand years, the duly elected President of the United States, the man who beat Hillary like a drum -- and all the pundits too, all the fake news liars with their smarmy questions, damn them! And I apologize for digressing for a moment, but may I just say congratulations again on your election victory, sir. Well done! And those crowds -- the biggest!
"So here were these Russian guys, and I know, they work for Vladimir, and some people don't like him, but I don't have to tell you, Mr. President, that Vlad is all right, if you know how to connect with him. And you know that, sir. You know how to talk to somebody like Vladimir Putin, am I right? Of course you do. You wrote The Art of the Deal, for crying out loud! You're a negotiator above all else, a business man with no equal. So these guys are standing there in total awe, in America, with you, in the Oval Office. My God! The energy you must have felt, the adrenaline, the confidence, knowing what you know! I bet it was eating them alive, knowing how well-informed you were but wondering if you were going to let them in on any of it! But you made a deal with them, didn't you, sir? They had to promise not to divulge anything beyond Vladimir himself, right? And maybe they also had to man up. To go back home and help shake loose a few rubles so you could build a few hotels and golf courses, am I right? Because you deserve it! Because you're the best!
"So tell me how it went. When did you know for sure that you had really, really impressed them? I'd like to listen to the whole tape. It must be really something to see or hear you operate!"