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Thursday, November 24, 2016

A Florida woman has been charged with aggravated battery after she shot her house guests in the legs because they were "too loud".

Alana Annette Savell was hosting a couple at her home in Panama City when they reportedly became too noisy and she ordered them to leave.

She then shot the man and the woman in the legs.

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According to the Bay County Sheriff's office, the female victim, Kirsty Jo Mohr, had turned up at the house around 1am on Monday with a man called "Cowboy" who she had just met in a bar.

They allegedly drank together and spoke in raised voices.

Savell said she lost her temper, firing a 22-calibre handgun towards her guests' feet.

She injured her own boyfriend in the process, firing eight or nine shots in total.

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The suspect's boyfriend allegedly told her that once someone is asked to leave their property three times, she should get a gun and shoot it at the ground.

If that does not work, she should shoot people in the leg.

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#1 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2016-11-24 07:46 AM | Reply

Thank God she had a gun to protect her and her family. I'm sure, when she sobered up, the next morning she was also so glad that gun was available to her. Guns are good friends.

#2 | Posted by danni at 2016-11-24 08:33 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"A Florida woman..."

What were the odds?

#3 | Posted by TheTom at 2016-11-24 08:59 AM | Reply

Thank God she had a gun to protect her and her family... Guns are good friends. POSTED BY DANNI

Amen Danni! This lady even had the good sense and good aim to fire a warning shot and then aim for the noisy interlopers' legs.

The only mistake that the head of household made was not yelling "I'M STANDING MY GROUND!" which I've read makes instances like this one fully legal.
;)

#4 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2016-11-24 09:29 AM | Reply

Hypocrite!

Didn't use a silencer.

#5 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2016-11-24 10:50 AM | Reply

When my kids are getting a bit rambunctious firing off a few rounds settles them down so I can watch my show.

#6 | Posted by bored at 2016-11-24 11:33 AM | Reply

Panama city?

Anyone seen Gracie?

#7 | Posted by boaz at 2016-11-25 09:01 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

The suspect's boyfriend allegedly told her that once someone is asked to leave their property three times, she should get a gun and shoot it at the ground.

If that does not work, she should shoot people in the leg.

I bet they will leave next time..

#8 | Posted by boaz at 2016-11-25 09:03 AM | Reply

Anyone seen Gracie? Anyone heard from Bayside maybe the more appropriate question .

#9 | Posted by bruceaz at 2016-11-25 09:12 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Nine posts and nobody has blamed the NRA or Trump yet? Shocked, I am!! I think the boyfriend should put up a shingle and practice law ... on the 'down low'. He has to be a fountain of useful legal advice.

And Danni, 'drinking' plus almost anything is a recipe for disaster. Shooting guns, driving, dating, hiking in the woods, talking to your neighbor because her stereo is too loud, etc. ;^)

P.S. I'm a confirmed non-drinker because we have lots of drunks in our family tree.

#10 | Posted by AKat at 2016-11-26 01:11 PM | Reply

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