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Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Ronald McDonald looks too creepy for comfort these days. A nationwide rash of real and fake reports of violence by people in clown costumes has prompted McDonald's executives to cut down on appearances by the burger giant's clown mascot, the company announced Tuesday. Executives are being "thoughtful in respect to Ronald McDonald's participation in community events" due to the "current climate around clown sightings in communities," the company said.



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Stands to reason... given that all our...

Sports role models are criminals,
Politicians are Criminals,
Military leaders are Criminals,
Church leaders are Criminals,
Businessmen are Criminals,

Fits into American Society... get rid of the clown and bring in America's greatest true hero...


Gotta admit, it truly reflects American Society's mores and morals... why work when you can take? Perfect role model.

#1 | Posted by Pegasus at 2016-10-11 09:08 PM | Reply

Another victim of Trumpism. The scary (and, according to A REPUBLICAN Senator) malignant clown has damaged the reputation of yet another American icon. Ronald is probably afraid Cheeto Crotchgrabber will go for his fiberglass groin.

#2 | Posted by northguy3 at 2016-10-11 09:29 PM | Reply

This scary clown stuff is getting way out of hand. A 14 year old kid made a scary clown threat last week in my town. He was arrested and all the schools were on a soft lock down the next day.

#3 | Posted by Pirate at 2016-10-11 09:47 PM | Reply

This scary clown stuff is getting way out of hand.

Why not REALLY scare America? Let's combine scary clowns with Middle Eastern Terrorists and come up with... dare I say it?...

A Scary Clown Jihad!

These snowflakes will positively crap in their pants...

#4 | Posted by Pegasus at 2016-10-11 10:51 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Mayor McCheese is not at all pleased.


#5 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2016-10-12 12:59 AM | Reply

The creepy clown scare will subside once the #1 creepy clown is defeated next month. I predict he'll next show up on late night infomercials selling his new book, "How I Became President."

#6 | Posted by squinch at 2016-10-12 06:04 AM | Reply

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