Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Sunday, August 03, 2014

After Miami Beach homicide detective Reinaldo Casas tested positive for cocaine, he insisted that the drug had been unwittingly absorbed into his blood through an erection-enhancing cream. His defense worked. An arbitrator this week ordered Casas, who was fired last year because of the positive drug test, be reinstated with complete back pay. "Having never knowingly used cocaine, I was baffled, perplexed and confused," Casas wrote in a union grievance he filed after losing his job. Casas said he got the cream from "an old Cuban guy" as a gift for giving him some political campaign signs. It was in unmarked purple containers and appeared to be homemade.

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So let me get this straight, he was rubbing something on his ------ without knowing what it was or what it contained, But he's a Homicide Detective ? He must have trained in The City of Retort!

#1 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2014-08-02 01:15 PM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 1

He's a cop, so you know he would never fib ...

#3 | Posted by censored at 2014-08-03 10:53 AM | Reply | Flag:

You help me with my election, and I help you with your erection.

#4 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2014-08-03 11:08 AM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 2

Today in Florida....

#5 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2014-08-03 11:10 AM | Reply | Flag: | Newsworthy 1

I think the DR needs 3 pages.
Front, back...and Florida.

#6 | Posted by TheTom at 2014-08-03 02:07 PM | Reply | Flag: | Newsworthy 1

Numb nuts...

#7 | Posted by catdog at 2014-08-03 04:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

Good way to blow your job.

#8 | Posted by zeropointnrg at 2014-08-03 04:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

Mean while in Florida....

#9 | Posted by Tor at 2014-08-03 07:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Florida a poor grandmother is doing six months hard time for a lesser crime:

www.huffingtonpost.com

#10 | Posted by nutcase at 2014-08-03 10:14 PM | Reply | Flag: | Newsworthy 1

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