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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Former Towson University gymnast Kacy Catanzaro, who is just five feet tall and weighs 100 pounds, attempted to become the first woman to ever reach the finals on American Ninja Warrior.

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when chuck norris starts walking, the empty space in front of him dives out of the way...

#1 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2014-07-16 06:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

what's under Chuck Norris' beard? another fist!

#2 | Posted by ichiro at 2014-07-16 08:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

Chuck would upchuck if he heard that.

#3 | Posted by coyote at 2014-07-16 09:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Lenin had a beard,Chuck Norris has whiskers".....paraphrasing George Carlin.

#4 | Posted by bruceaz at 2014-07-16 09:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

When chuck posts on the DR....goatman will not even retort....

#5 | Posted by mutant at 2014-07-16 09:30 PM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 1

Chuck Norris once banned Rcade from the Retort.

#6 | Posted by TheTom at 2014-07-16 10:12 PM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 5

I'd've gave a funny flag for that Tom but my phone doesn't seem to allow that.....On the other hand I haven't heard from Patriotlady lately.....FF forMutant as well.

#7 | Posted by bruceaz at 2014-07-16 10:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

Superman sleeps in Chuck Norris Pajamas.

#8 | Posted by Tor at 2014-07-17 01:15 AM | Reply | Flag:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

#9 | Posted by 726 at 2014-07-17 08:00 AM | Reply | Flag:

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups; he pushes the earth down.

When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

And one of my favorites: www.nochucknorris.com

#10 | Posted by bartimus at 2014-07-17 12:04 PM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 1

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.

Chuck Norris Waits.

#11 | Posted by Tor at 2014-07-17 01:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Chuck is taking his ball and going home.

#12 | Posted by coyote at 2014-07-17 10:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

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