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Sunday, June 29, 2014

A supervisor for Environmental Protection Agency region 8 in Denver, Colo., wrote an email earlier this year to telling its employees to stop inappropriate bathroom behavior. Deputy Regional Administrator Howard Cantor raised a stink about workers clogging the toilets with paper towels and "an individual placing feces in the hallway" outside the restroom. "Management is taking this situation very seriously and will take whatever actions are necessary to identify and prosecute these individuals," he wrote.

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It's so good to know that our government is being staffed by such a high caliper of individual.

#1 | Posted by paneocon at 2014-06-28 10:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

That's too bad. The hallway is one of my favorite places to poop.

#2 | Posted by jpw at 2014-06-28 11:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

"...our government is being staffed by such a high caliper of individual."

They probably only poop when they are on brake.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2014-06-29 12:15 AM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 2

They probably only poop when they are on brake.

Posted by REDIAL

How disc gusting..

#4 | Posted by Greatamerican at 2014-06-29 12:28 AM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 2

⇧ ☺

#5 | Posted by madscientist at 2014-06-29 01:00 AM | Reply | Flag:

DNA testing would put quick stop to crapping in the hall!

#6 | Posted by paneocon at 2014-06-29 07:07 AM | Reply | Flag:

It's so good to know that our government is being staffed by such a high caliper of individual.

#1 | Posted by paneocon
Yes, because the private sector is such a bastion of humanity.

#7 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2014-06-29 10:09 AM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 1

EPA sheiting in the EPA hallways ? Hell, that ain't nothin compared to what Bill Clinton did in the Oval Office.

#8 | Posted by lel2007 at 2014-06-29 11:54 AM | Reply | Flag:

DNA testing would put quick stop to crapping in the hall!

#6 | Posted by paneocon

They could not be fired for that.

#9 | Posted by Sniper at 2014-06-29 12:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

I feel bad for the liberal arts majors that work there as janitors.

#10 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2014-06-29 12:43 PM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 2

Libs cleaning libs stuff? Why would you feel sorry? That would justice.

#11 | Posted by Sniper at 2014-06-29 02:35 PM | Reply | Flag:

They porpoisely fowl the plumbin then dey relive in a expensintival spiral galaxy just like at the souper dome. Hello new world!

#12 | Posted by FlyUntied at 2014-06-29 02:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

liberal arts majors

That doesn't mean what you think it means, knucklehead.

#13 | Posted by Jay at 2014-06-29 05:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm calling it, false flag operation by the Teahadists.
Isn't that how the Teddler Nugent avoided 'nam, by crapping himself all of the time.
Wouldn't surprise me if they did DNA on the fecal matter, and it turned out to be the Teddler's.

#14 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2014-06-29 05:23 PM | Reply | Flag:

That doesn't mean what you think it means, knucklehead.

#13 | Posted by Jay
Well those who spent a ton of money on that degree expecting to find work in that field are the knuckleheads.

#15 | Posted by zack991 at 2014-06-29 08:23 PM | Reply | Flag:

I am sure the EPA employees are just trying to cut down on their share of Global warming potential, heaven forbid they use all that water to flush down the sewer system to a wasteful site as a water treatment plant.

#16 | Posted by zack991 at 2014-06-29 08:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

@ LEL2007

Clinton was not the first and worse things have happened in the oval office than sex.

Borderline war crimes and treason have been decided in that room and only God knows what all Nixon did.

#17 | Posted by Tor at 2014-06-29 09:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

liberal arts majors

That doesn't mean what you think it means, knucklehead.

#13 | Posted by Jay

A little touchy, arn't you?

#18 | Posted by Sniper at 2014-06-30 09:52 AM | Reply | Flag:

@ LEL2007

Clinton was not the first and worse things have happened in the oval office than sex.

Borderline war crimes and treason have been decided in that room and only God knows what all Nixon did.

#17 | Posted by Tor

tor@, you making up smelly stuff again@?

#19 | Posted by Sniper at 2014-06-30 09:55 AM | Reply | Flag:

"Well those who spent a ton of money on that degree expecting to find work in that field are the knuckleheads.
#15 | Posted by zack991"

Degree? Which one? Economics? Natural Science? Mathematics?

(Liberal Arts is a category, not a degree, dummy.)

#20 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2014-06-30 02:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

SNIPER you may not know it but Nixon almost caused a civil war.

Yes as a matter of fact he did worse things in the oval office than Clinton.

#21 | Posted by Tor at 2014-06-30 02:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

"They probably only poop when they are on brake"

Yeah, but they have like 4-6 mandated breaks throughout the day, and they sit at their desks all day eating food. That could be a crapload of poop.

Our nation's best & brightest.

#22 | Posted by CaseyJones at 2014-06-30 05:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

SNIPER you may not know it but Nixon almost caused a civil war.

Yes as a matter of fact he did worse things in the oval office than Clinton.

#21 | Posted by Tor

Damn you're right tor, I never ever heard that befor. You are just full of news.

Tell me, just exactly did he do in the oval oriface? And don't make ---- up in your hase to make him look real bad.

#23 | Posted by Sniper at 2014-06-30 06:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

tor, the wordst thing Nixon did was give us carter.

#24 | Posted by Sniper at 2014-06-30 06:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

This is really important news.

But, we still don't know who Pooped on the Bank!

www.mrctv.org

#25 | Posted by donnerboy at 2014-06-30 07:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

SNIPER have you actually studied the sixties or Nixon in school yet?

#26 | Posted by Tor at 2014-06-30 10:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

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