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Friday, June 27, 2014

A Republican Congressional candidate in Oklahoma is contesting the primary election he lost because he thinks his opponent is a body double. Tim Murray wrote in a letter announcing the move, "It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike." His campaign website states, "Rep. Frank Lucas, and a few other Oklahoma and other states' Congressional Members were depicted as being executed by the World Court on or about Jan. 11, 2011 in Southern Ukraine."


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As for his own credentials, Murray states, "I have been sworn to life time duty as Ambassador for The United States People for The United Nations by U.S. President Gerald R. Ford. He encouraged me to run for political office."

Lucas responded, "It does come as kind of a shock to read that you’re not you."


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Speaking as the deposed King of Mars in Exile, Tim Murray's claims are not as far off base as you might think. Why just yesterday my roommate Napoleon the 14th claimed that Stan Laurel told him R2D2 was really played by Wilt Chamberlain. The truth can be stranger than fiction, believe you me.

#1 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2014-06-27 07:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

LEE your still not smoking the kind of stuff Tim Murray is.

#2 | Posted by paneocon at 2014-06-27 07:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

The "new" Frank Lucas, a phony impersonator (probably a paid tea party actor) does no even resemble the original Rep. Lucas, just go to google images and compare.
This tea party-Lucas scandal will overtake the HUSSEIN Obama IRS-gate scandal on CNN and MSNBC till the 2016 election.

RIP Frank Lucas 01/11/2011

#3 | Posted by SammyAZ_RI at 2014-06-27 08:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ho ho! Sunshine Sammy wears a tinfoil hat! Good to know!

#4 | Posted by MUSTANG at 2014-06-27 09:21 PM | Reply | Flag:


#5 | Posted by Tor at 2014-06-27 09:38 PM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 1

And all this time I thought Sniper was from Montana. And had hair.

#6 | Posted by northguy3 at 2014-06-27 10:01 PM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 5

Says the guy who only got 5% of the vote.

I just read some of his campaign website and while I realize that OK is a whacky state (best friend lived there for years) some of this stuff is frigging out there, even by that standard.

As your Ambassador, Hon. Timothy Ray Murray, for The People of The United States, I have:

· * Requested and obtained in 2013, Protection from partial or whole life placement on Starship without the knowledge and or will of any person(s) on Earth or in Space, and the storage of partial human size life on Earth or in this Solar system. This matter is sealed with The People, The U.S. President, and The U.S. Supreme Court.


* Requested and obtained removal, from humans, of an illegal
de-human chip from persons abroad and in armed forces use. Helped block the 7th day Legislation in the ‘70's that would put the 666 de-human chip in every person on earth. In prevention of the fore-mentioned, it was sealed with The People, The U.S. President, and The U.S. Supreme Court at that time and since that time.

Did have some interesting points, but the dude is a loon.

#7 | Posted by Lohocla at 2014-06-27 11:23 PM | Reply | Flag:

Loon indeed. This guy is certifiable!

#8 | Posted by Twinpac at 2014-06-28 03:47 AM | Reply | Flag:

"He was the Democratic nominee for Congress two years ago. This time, he chose to run as a Republican," said Rep. Lucas.

#9 | Posted by soulfly at 2014-06-28 04:04 AM | Reply | Flag:

There has got to be UFO's involved in this somewhere.

#10 | Posted by paneocon at 2014-06-28 08:35 AM | Reply | Flag:

Oklahoma contains the admixture of criminal and fanatic that is us, further refined.

#11 | Posted by FlyUntied at 2014-06-28 10:29 AM | Reply | Flag:

Okay, I see. But what I want to know is how come all the aliens are republicans?

This is just ruining my theory of 'intelligent life' on other planets.

#12 | Posted by kudzu at 2014-06-29 08:13 AM | Reply | Flag:

maybe they've just been watching a kevin kline movie....

#13 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2014-06-29 01:41 PM | Reply | Flag:


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