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Thursday, May 22, 2014

A woman in New Zealand called the police after her cat left a bag of drugs on her doorstep worth between $85 and $125 U.S. dollars. "You hear of cats bringing dead birds and rats home, but I've never seen anything like this before," said Sergeant Reece Munro of Dunedin.

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Good Kitty. Now bring me back some beer.

#1 | Posted by Sezu at 2014-05-21 07:55 AM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 3 | Newsworthy 1

The story doesn't say.... Did the police arrest the cat or not?

#2 | Posted by Sully at 2014-05-21 09:53 AM | Reply | Flag:

No wonder Nulli is such a huge fan of cats!

#3 | Posted by JeffJ at 2014-05-21 11:06 AM | Reply | Flag:

No kidding JeffJ, perhaps he is onto something here.

#4 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2014-05-21 11:48 AM | Reply | Flag:

In college we came home one day to find that both the cat and the stash were gone. We blamed the cat.

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2014-05-21 11:58 AM | Reply | Flag:

#5 | POSTED BY CORKY AT 2014-05-21 11:58 AM | FLAG:

Extremely foolish of you.

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#6 | Posted by bartimus at 2014-05-21 12:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

lol, I dunno, Bart....

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#7 | Posted by Corky at 2014-05-21 12:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

Did the police arrest the cat or not?

If it was Texas that cat would be doing 30 to life!

#8 | Posted by AuntieSocial at 2014-05-21 01:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

The cat thought it had been burned in a deal for catnip, no doubt.

#10 | Posted by Diablo at 2014-05-21 11:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

That cat is just super stoned.

#11 | Posted by Tor at 2014-05-22 06:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

Finally, a confirmed use for a cat, besides getting all berserk every time they hear an electric can opener.

#12 | Posted by cookfish at 2014-05-22 08:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

good kitty

#13 | Posted by danv at 2014-05-23 12:10 AM | Reply | Flag:

After reading this I think I will kick my lazy bum of a Cats behind out and tell her to bring home some weed.
No Kush no Cat chow!

#14 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2014-05-23 01:26 AM | Reply | Flag:

Good kitty!!!! :)

#15 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2014-05-23 01:53 AM | Reply | Flag:

good thing a cat has nine lives - it can afford the slippery slope that a gateway drug causes...

#16 | Posted by mutant at 2014-05-23 10:53 AM | Reply | Flag:

After reading this I think I will kick my lazy bum of a Cats behind out and tell her to bring home some weed.
No Kush no Cat chow!

#14 | Posted by PunchyPossum

Reminds me of Fat Freddy's Cat.

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#17 | Posted by donnerboy at 2014-05-23 01:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

Damn cat stole my stash!

It must be mad I smoked it's catnip.

#18 | Posted by Tor at 2014-05-23 02:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

Honest, its only cat nip, I swear!

#19 | Posted by xyzpdq at 2014-05-24 03:07 AM | Reply | Flag:

Doesn't pot smell a little like catnip? Or is it the other way around?

#20 | Posted by spectator at 2014-05-24 07:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

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