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Monday, May 19, 2014

A California man who told doctors he was constipated was found to have a running vibrator stuck inside his large intestine.

The red-faced patient unsurprisingly failed to tell medics the whole story when he showed up at ER in Fresno.

But an X-ray soon revealed that a sex game with his wife had got wildly out of hand.

"We could see, perfectly, a large object that was lodged in the large intestine," nurse Stevey Pope, who treated the man, told TLC's Sex Sent Me To The ER show.

"This is the first time I've encountered a running vibrator still inside somebody," he said, revealing that the sex toy had "got lost" inside him.

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Years ago National Lampoon ran a list of slang terms used in emergency wards. This kind was called a 'vacuum pack'.

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I have a nurse friend that loves to share these types of stories. It happens a lot more often than people think.

#1 | Posted by 726 at 2014-05-19 01:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

Then check out this old column, 726. It's not for the sensitive, to be warned:

www.straightdope.com

#2 | Posted by Diablo at 2014-05-19 01:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

...... 'the sex toy had "got lost" inside him.'

Dayam. His ----- must be monsters.

#3 | Posted by coyote at 2014-05-19 04:32 PM | Reply | Flag:

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