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Thursday, January 30, 2014

Crest is introducing a new chocolate flavored toothpaste for its Crest Be product line. A company website beams, "It's a whole new world of deliciousness for toothbrushes everywhere. And it's ready to take your mouth on an exhilarating ride. Better buckle up." Other companies are getting weirder, such as Pringles with its Pecan Pie chips, Jelly Belly with beer-flavored jelly beans and the new ChocoChicken, a Los Angeles restaurant described as a "fried-chicken-and-chocolate-hybrid."

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You have weak parenting skills if you need to resort to this type of product for your kids.

#1 | Posted by CrisisStills at 2014-01-30 04:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

product for your kids.

I don't think they intend it primarily for kids.

#2 | Posted by ness_gadol at 2014-01-30 04:23 PM | Reply | Flag:

Lay's Chicken & Waffle chips are tasty.

#3 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2014-01-30 05:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

Would be very popular with the women.

#4 | Posted by MSgt at 2014-01-30 05:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

Anytime now, my garlic paste is sure to catch on. Anytime now... Anytime.

#5 | Posted by zeropointnrg at 2014-01-30 07:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

i'm on the tail end of the flu down here (that's killed 14 in Dec & Jan) and the thought

of this product made my stomach roil. WILL THE PASTE BE BROWN?! ack!

#6 | Posted by kenx at 2014-01-30 09:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

Modern chemistry can make manure taste like chocolate toothpaste.
Just saying.

#7 | Posted by Ray at 2014-01-30 09:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

The ancient Romans used to brush their teeth with their own urine.
Just saying.

#8 | Posted by sentinel at 2014-01-30 10:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

Good idea is to use white chocolate so hubby can spread it you know where and then nudge wife in bed: "Honey, have you brushed yet?"

#9 | Posted by CrisisStills at 2014-01-31 09:39 AM | Reply | Flag: | Funny: 1

Beer flavored jelly beans? I don;t know about you guys, but I don;t drink it for the taste.

#10 | Posted by soheifox at 2014-01-31 08:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

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