Makers of the Bible mini-series declare Obama a Christian

Monday, March 18, 2013

When asked it they intended to make "Satan" look like Obama the film makers responded.

"[we] have nothing but respect and love our President, who is a fellow Christian. False statements such as these are just designed as a foolish distraction to try and discredit the beauty of the story of The Bible"

It could be that someone else decided "Satan" should be made to look like Obama.

It could also be that with the disturbing level of hate Obama's detractors have displayed his supporters are being overly sensitive.

It could of course be that the film makers are just lying.

Posted by tor at 09:26 PM | 19 COMMENTS | permalink | Comment on This Entry |

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I'm glad this is settled.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2013-03-18 09:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

I never thought that Satan looked like Obama, but I could have sworn one of the angels was George Takei.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2013-03-18 09:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

I wont believe it until I have seen the birth certificate, the school records, the sunday school records, the blood test records, the scat test records, the DMV records, the spelling bee records, the DNA records, the RNA records, the OBGYN records, the pap-smear records, the ultra sound records, the spectra vision records, how fast can he run the 10k? Does he know how to bake a pie? two pies at once? can he juggle? does he know how to dance the tango? is his favorite color peach white or brown? is he vegan? gluten free? lactose intolerance?

We better figure all this out before it comes time to vote for his second term... wait... what??

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2013-03-18 09:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Nothing on TV happens by accident.

#5 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2013-03-18 09:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

There was black smoke from the White House chimney today.
We still don't have a President.

#6 | Posted by Greatamerican at 2013-03-18 10:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

"who is a fellow Christian. False statements such as these "

About says it all right there.

"his supporters are being overly sensitive." --- got that right.
Friend of the Devil (GD Hampton 3-6-92 Set 1 00003 )

#7 | Posted by reitze at 2013-03-19 12:49 AM | Reply | Flag:

WHAT?! You mean he's not SECRETLY A MUSLIM?!

WHY DID THE GOP LIE TO ME?!

#8 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2013-03-19 02:12 AM | Reply | Flag:

Obama claims to be a Christian for the same reason all politicians do. Too many Americans won't vote for an atheist of person of other faiths -- with the exception of Jews.

#9 | Posted by goatman at 2013-03-19 05:22 AM | Reply | Flag:

Obama's religious beliefs are as opague as his presidency.

#10 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-19 06:03 AM | Reply | Flag:

WHY DID THE GOP LIE TO ME?!

#8 | POSTED BY HELIUMRAT AT 2013-03-19 02:12 AM | REPLY | FLAG:

It is second nature to them.

Obama claims to be a Christian
#9 | POSTED BY GOATMAN AT 2013-03-19 05:22 AM | REPLY | FLAG:

There you go.

#11 | Posted by 726 at 2013-03-19 07:49 AM | Reply | Flag:

Obama's religious beliefs are as opague as his presidency.

#10 | POSTED BY MATSOP AT 2013-03-19 06:03 AM | FLAG:

Your edumacation is showing.

#12 | Posted by 726 at 2013-03-19 07:50 AM | Reply | Flag:

Obama claims to be a Christian ...

Obama has spoken at length about his Christian faith many times, including an debate-style appearance with Rick Warren and John McCain during the 2008 presidential campaign. If you are not convinced of his religious faith at this point, nothing will convince you.

#13 | Posted by rcade at 2013-03-19 11:56 AM | Reply | Flag:

I'd like to believe that the people running our country are really atheists but claim to be Christian out of convenience. It's disturbing that our president believes in sky fairies.

#14 | Posted by goatman at 2013-03-19 12:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'd like to believe that the people running our country are really atheists but claim to be Christian out of convenience.

#14 | Posted by goatman at 2013-03-19 12:01 PM

That would make them bad atheists and worse Christians.

#15 | Posted by Zed at 2013-03-19 02:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

"I'd like to believe that the people running our country are really atheists but claim to be Christian out of convenience."

That would make them smart atheists and smarter Christians.
#15 | POSTED BY ZED

FTFY!

#16 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2013-03-19 02:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

I declare I don't give two shi....um, stuffs over what they declare or don't declare.

Yes, the Satan from photos I have seen did look like Obama. Was it done on purpose? Probably. It was way to close to be coinsidence. Does it matter? Not really. Passions of Christ made my people out to be demons and devils and we're still here. A French director showed Dubya getting shot and he is fine and standing. Obama will survive this too.

#17 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-19 02:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

his supporters are being overly sensitive

I can't even imagine that would be a possibility. There's just no way.

#18 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2013-03-19 11:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

I never thought that Satan looked like Obama, but I could have sworn one of the angels was George Takei.

#2 | Posted by Zed

I loved the Mutant Ninja Angels in the Sodom scene.

Complete with Angel Armor and Swords.

All that was missing was the communicator device so that God could beam them up when they were done slaughtering the evil Earthings.

#19 | Posted by donnerboy at 2013-03-20 05:23 PM | Reply | Flag:

...Earthlings

#20 | Posted by donnerboy at 2013-03-20 05:23 PM | Reply | Flag: