Retort: The Sunday Nooner

Sunday, March 17, 2013

The Nooner for Sunday March 17, 2013. A place to discuss the stories that aren't making news, ask questions about how the site is run, or just mess around. Be nice or be funny.

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How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
--Pink Freud

#1 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-17 12:14 PM | Reply | Flag:

She said she`s not a whore, but she keeps asking me money every time I going out with her...so what do you call her???

#2 | Posted by BADAOPHAY at 2013-03-17 12:21 PM | Reply | Flag:

"My wife"?

#3 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-17 12:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

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♣ ♣ ♣ Happy St. Patrick's Day to all you DR hooligans! ♣ ♣ ♣
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#4 | Posted by califchris at 2013-03-17 12:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

SHAWN STEFANI...ON PGA LEADER BOARD

nephew of lifelong friend..

watched him hit balls when he was about five and thought...hey this kid might be able to play in our weekend group sometime and he can become another of MY PIDGEONS!!!!!!... lol

COME ON BOY>...FAIRWAYS AND GREENS !!!!!!!!

#5 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-17 01:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

watched him hit balls when he was about five and thought...hey this kid might be able to play in our weekend group sometime and he can become another of MY PIDGEONS!!!!!!... lol

-funny uncle aflac

#6 | Posted by badgerwest at 2013-03-17 01:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

he's not my nephew..if he was I'd be with him

#7 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-17 02:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

Outdoor plans rained out.

#8 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-17 02:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

could be the time for 'indoor sports'....IF you know what I mean....

#9 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-17 02:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

#9 You betcha. Catching up on laundry. Making Key Lime pie and keeping the house ponies calm, they hate thunder and rain.

#10 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-17 02:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

Whew! Taxes done. I love Turbo Tax. I don't know how anyone could do taxes today without a computer to figure it all out.

#11 | Posted by goatman at 2013-03-17 02:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

Catching up on laundry. Making Key Lime pie and keeping the house ponies calm, they hate thunder and rain.

#10 | Posted by gracieamazed at 20

wow.... SEXY !!!!!

#12 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-17 02:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

#12 LOL. :o)

#13 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-17 02:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

HERE is my St PADDY"S day gift..

it's a picture that was taken of me with a four leaf clover when I visited GRACIE...that's HER in the background..

( you owe me for this one G ! )

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

see...a four leaf clover made of BACON...and a "DISH" in the background

get it

#14 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-17 02:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

#14 | POSTED BY AFKABL2
Too much green in that photo!

#15 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-17 03:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

Interesting. I just had a couple of Jesus people come to the door. They left a pamphlet, of course, with a picture of Jesus. I was shocked. It wasn't the typical Jesus picture with the long hair. He looked almost exactly like the dude on Brawny paper towels. Yes, he looked gay. Is this the new Jesus image?

#16 | Posted by goatman at 2013-03-17 04:21 PM | Reply | Flag:

Listen up. I just tried homemade Bacon Jam. Dear God it was Heaven and looks very easy to make. Bacon Jam, who da thunk?

#17 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-17 05:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

Listen up. I just tried homemade Bacon Jam.

Jam as in processed and put up jam? Can you post the recipe?

#18 | Posted by goatman at 2013-03-17 05:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

Goatman you can't cook it in a pressure cooker the shelf life is four weeks.

www.marthastewart.com

#19 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-17 05:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

We made French Toast sandwiches. Spread between two slices of bread, dipped in French Toast batter and fried. Can also use as a spread on a Club sandwich or BLT.

#20 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-17 05:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

Gracie, that sounds like a porkbelly pâté. :>p

The emoticon is supposed to suggest yum, not a raspberry. ☺

#21 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-17 05:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

MAD I just called it Heaven.

#22 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-17 05:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

In honor of my 1/8th-ness Irish heritage from my mother's father's mother, I'm boiling a corned beef for St Patrick's Day. Her name was Jordan, from the Irish Gaelic Mac Siúrtáin. Sláinte Granny!

☺

#23 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-17 06:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

At ninety-eight we all rotate.
--Michael Hutchence

#24 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-17 07:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

Bacon Jam on Pound Cake with fresh Strawberries. WORD.

#25 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-17 07:54 PM | Reply | Flag:

Bacon Jam on Pound Cake with fresh Strawberries. WORD.

#25 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-17 07:54 PM | Reply

Cut it out---I'm NPO.

#26 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-17 07:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

Nothing Matsop? Oh my. LOL

#27 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-17 08:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

I've written 4 jokes in the comment field and I can't post any of them. Oh well.

Nil by mouth
Jealous husband
Pound cake
Matsop's jaw is wired shut

The possibilities are endless.

J/K Matsop. Sounds like you are in a lot of pain. ☺

#28 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-17 08:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

Van Halen--Pound Cake
www.youtube.com

#29 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-17 08:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

YUMMM! I just ate a bunch of taco's and in awhile I will be munching on some tamales!

#30 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2013-03-17 11:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

YUMMM! I just ate a bunch of taco's and in awhile I will be munching on some tamales!

Tonight I had one of my favorite poor white trash meals: Grilled cheese made with Velveeta and white bread. It's rare I stoop to such crappy food, but I was in the mood.

#31 | Posted by goatman at 2013-03-17 11:21 PM | Reply | Flag:

Nothing Matsop? Oh my. LOL

#27 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-17 08:01 PM | Reply |

J/K Matsop. Sounds like you are in a lot of pain. ☺

#28 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-17 08:08 PM | Reply

Tomorrow, I'm going to have tubes stuck in all the orifices known to man.

#32 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-17 11:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

Tonight I had one of my favorite poor white trash meals: Grilled cheese made with Velveeta and white bread. It's rare I stoop to such crappy food, but I was in the mood.

#31 | Posted by goatman at

It has been log time since I had velveeta cheese, I am kind of picky about cheese, but but grilled cheese sandwiches are great!
especially with Chicken or Tomato soup.

#33 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2013-03-17 11:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

I am kind of picky about cheese,

Me too. I never eat American cheese or Velveeta (not even sure if they are technically cheese) or white bread unless its a grilled cheese sandwich made with Mrs. Bairds (rcade knows what I'm talking about). Tonight was the first time I've had one in over a year. Man, it was good! And yes, some tomato soup would've been good with, but I didn't have any. So it was just the sandwich and a dill pickle.

#34 | Posted by goatman at 2013-03-17 11:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

... made with Mrs. Bairds (rcade knows what I'm talking about).

I do. Mrs. Bairds is better than sliced bread.

#35 | Posted by rcade at 2013-03-18 09:32 AM | Reply | Flag: