Greatest Obituary Ever | Drudge Retort

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Greatest Obituary Ever

Harry Weathersby Stamps, ladies' man, foodie, natty dresser and accomplished traveler, died on Saturday, March 9, 2013. Harry was locally sourcing his food years before chefs in California starting using cilantro and arugula (both of which he hated). For his signature bacon and tomato sandwich, he procured 100% all white Bunny Bread from Georgia, Blue Plate mayonnaise from New Orleans, Sauer's black pepper from Virginia, home grown tomatoes from outside Oxford, and Tennessee's Benton bacon from his bacon-of-the-month subscription.

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I had to google to verify whether this was Hillary's dad or not.

#1 | Posted by goatman at 2013-03-17 11:07 AM | Reply | Flag:

Logorrhea, even in death, which was presumably due to acute narcissism and infectious verbosis.

#2 | Posted by kamakiri at 2013-03-17 11:21 AM | Reply | Flag:

Amazing what makes the front page now. Simply mind-boggling.

#3 | Posted by coyote at 2013-03-17 11:45 AM | Reply | Flag:

Er.... mind-blogging.

#4 | Posted by coyote at 2013-03-17 11:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

Until I got to his food favorites, I thought this was Brad Winston's obituary.

#5 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-17 11:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

from his bacon-of-the-month subscription.

I gotta get me one of those.

#6 | Posted by jpw at 2013-03-17 01:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

this is in the top 100.....

#7 | Posted by badgerwest at 2013-03-17 01:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

His last words: "stay thirsty my friends".

#8 | Posted by CrisisStills at 2013-03-18 10:03 AM | Reply | Flag:

"He despised phonies"

Holden Caulfield died?

#9 | Posted by Portside at 2013-03-18 03:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

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