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Saturday, March 16, 2013

In a speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference, Sarah Palin made reference to her life as a "hockey mom from Wasilla." Her biggest applause line Saturday was a double-entendre about the Christmas gifts she exchanged with her husband, Todd. She said he bought her a gun locker to put on a truck and she bought him a gun. So "he's got the rifle, I've got the rack," she said.

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Freshman Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who was scheduled to give the keynote address at CPAC Saturday night, introduced Palin on Saturday and said, "I would not be in the U.S. Senate today if it were not for Gov. Sarah Palin."

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America will always have Sara Palin to thank for gifting us with Ted Cruz.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2013-03-16 04:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

CORKY, This woman owns you. LMAO

Here maybe this will help

www.zazzle.com

#2 | Posted by paneocon at 2013-03-16 04:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

I only got through half of it.

She's just as dumb as I remember and she looks like [...].

The quip about reality TV is what me stop as that was just a little too rich and self-unaware for me to take.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2013-03-16 04:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

Oh, and any organization that would have her as a speaker has no business being involved in our political process IMO.

#4 | Posted by jpw at 2013-03-16 04:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

She's starring in the "conservative" political scene.

I haven't thought about her since I saw her reality show a couple of years ago and a moose died during filming from listening to her voice.

PETA was all over the story.

Todd is a tough, tough, man in my book. He has audio discretion super-powers.

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2013-03-16 04:35 PM | Reply | Flag:

cpac is a joke.

#6 | Posted by ichiro at 2013-03-16 07:23 PM | Reply | Flag:

Watched the Palin speech - no wonder you all cut her down as she really took it to the establishment, and yes, she is right in that YOUR obama is a liar [most transparent administration, indeed -- LOLLOLLOL] :)

Any lib would hate her speech because it tells it as it is!

#7 | Posted by MSgt at 2013-03-16 09:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

PS: And YES, she does have a rack; deal with it :)

#8 | Posted by MSgt at 2013-03-16 09:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

Love the headline corky very creative.

Palin's joke isn't bad either.

Doesn't mean she's fit to hold office.

#9 | Posted by Tor at 2013-03-16 09:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sorry, just remembered how humorless you on the left are, so of course the rack joke was over the top for you control freaks.

#10 | Posted by MSgt at 2013-03-16 09:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

It didn't take long for the Republican Entertainment System to resume their traditional programming.

#11 | Posted by snoofy at 2013-03-16 09:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

Corny joke.

Palin looks worn out, which is weird since she's not in politics any more and isn't even a Fox News talking head.

Her vice presidency would have been a spectacular disaster.

#12 | Posted by rcade at 2013-03-16 09:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

Rcade you forget that Palin would have been VP to a 72 year old cancer survivor who had also been a POW for half a decade.

Put simply he would have died in office.

Scary isn't it?

#13 | Posted by Tor at 2013-03-16 09:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sorry, just remembered how humorless you on the left are, so of course the rack joke was over the top for you control freaks.

#10 | Posted by MSgt

nonsense, we lefties have been laughing our butts off at all your rightwing jokes. Palin, Perry, Rand, Ryan, Bachmann...

okay, gotta quit, my sides are starting to hurt.

Whew. I understand Palin is out marketing her new book about the commercialization of Christmas. Apparently it's a great idea for a Christmas gift.

#14 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-16 09:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

Any lib would hate her speech because it tells it as it is!

Palin is the Pravda of the Konservatoffs.

#15 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-16 09:35 PM | Reply | Flag:

Put simply he would have died in office.

McCain isn't dead and is still actively serving as a senator, so it isn't likely he would've died as president in his first term.

#16 | Posted by rcade at 2013-03-16 09:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

-Love the headline

That's Rogers', our editor's headline.

I was afraid to write, "rack"!

#17 | Posted by Corky at 2013-03-16 09:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

But, her most ridiculous moment of all ridiculousness had to be when the jabbering hockey-momming-lip-glossing-
pit-grizzley-bullying 2008 reject read an Obama-Teleprompter joke, throwing out there a tired four-year old remark to the effect, "Hey Mr. President, its time to step away from the teleprompter and do your job." Nothing new here, just some old rotted raw meat for the crowd, like the rest of her speech, but the amazing thing was, she read her Obama teleprompter joke FROM A TELEPROMPTER.

Yes, just before she was to take her turn with the talky-hatey thing, something very odd happened, for the first time all day. The stage crew appeared and set up … teleprompters. NO ONE had used them up to this point, they weren't even on or near the stage for anyone else at all. Not even Michele "one L, two crazy eyes" Bachmann had used a teleprompter til then, but Sarah had to have them, because her speech was too long to have written on her hands. Talk about your choots-pah!

Read more at wonkette.com

#18 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-16 11:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

onsense, we lefties have been laughing our butts off at all your rightwing jokes. Palin, Perry, Rand, Ryan, Bachmann...
okay, gotta quit, my sides are starting to hurt.
Whew. I understand Palin is out marketing her new book about the commercialization of Christmas. Apparently it's a great idea for a Christmas gift.

#14 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3 AT 2013-03-16 09:33 PM | FLAG: SORRY, BUT LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF AT SOMEONE YOU HATE DOES NOT QUALITY AS A SENSE OF HUMOR - Laughing Out Loud At YOU :)

#19 | Posted by MSgt at 2013-03-17 01:11 AM | Reply | Flag:

And she's waving about a Big Gulp too.... What a sham.

#20 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2013-03-17 02:18 AM | Reply | Flag:

McCain isn't dead and is still actively serving as a senator, so it isn't likely he would've died as president in his first term.

Look at pictures of Presidents on their inauguration day and then after four years.

They age quite a bit.

To say the current course of history has treated McCain the same as 4 years of being POTUS is at the very least a poor statement.

#21 | Posted by jpw at 2013-03-17 02:19 AM | Reply | Flag:

They age quite a bit.

Obummer can hardly make 18 holes now....tsk tsk..

#22 | Posted by Greatamerican at 2013-03-17 02:37 AM | Reply | Flag:

Look at pictures of Presidents on their inauguration day and then after four years.

They age quite a bit.

Signed,

William Henry Harrison

#25 | Posted by snoofy at 2013-03-17 07:13 AM | Reply | Flag:

Look at pictures of Presidents on their inauguration day and then after four years. They age quite a bit.

Yes they do, but they don't die in office. As president McCain would have had the best medical care on the planet.

His father lived to be 70 and his mother is still alive at 101. His maternal grandfather lived to be 95. Longevity is in his genes.

#26 | Posted by rcade at 2013-03-17 10:02 AM | Reply | Flag:

The party of stupid has a spokesmodel.

#27 | Posted by tiger150 at 2013-03-17 10:14 AM | Reply | Flag:

Unkle Karl shows his claws in cat fight with Palin.

www.politico.com

#28 | Posted by Corky at 2013-03-17 11:39 AM | Reply | Flag:

America will always have Sara Palin to thank for gifting us with Ted Cruz.

#1 | Posted by Corky at

AND patriots like me who vote FOR people who DON"T LIE like democrats do daily and actually KEEP campaign promises unlike DEMOCRAT lying punks.

so you see THAT"S why you get confused....your'e just not used to all that honesty

AND the left is DEATHLY AFRAID of people who aren't AFRAID and SCARED of the lying skunk left and the lying punk media,.,,.,

#29 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-17 02:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

Oh, and any organization that would have her as a speaker has no business being involved in our political process IMO.

#4 | Posted by jpw at

another who is just plain SCARED of conservative women and what they can do...her track record..as SENATOR TED CRUZ said introducing her...is a good one..

the left AS SHE and others said...just want the right to shut up and do what THEY WANT....and that "AINT GONNA HAPPEN'

as she repeated a quote...we WILL NOT give up our country to win an election......and AGAIN...I understand how the left doesn't UNDERSTAND that idea cause dems will give up standards, integrity and honesty when they smell enough LOW INFO VOTERS and people who are the GIMME GIMME GIMME set to WIN

#30 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-17 02:16 PM | Reply | Flag:

Her vice presidency would have been a spectacular disaster.

#12 | Posted by rcade at 2013

yeah the IDIOT SIDEKICK has really taken the office to new highs hasn't he???

#31 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-17 02:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

yeah the IDIOT SIDEKICK has really taken the office to new highs hasn't he???

#31 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-17 02:18 PM

After Cheney, it had nowhere to go but up.

#32 | Posted by morris at 2013-03-18 01:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

America will always have Sara Palin to thank for gifting us with Ted Cruz.

#1 | Posted by Corky

And we will always have McCain for gifting us with Palin. And now McCain is taking potshots at Cruz.

The Circle of Stupid is complete.

#33 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-18 01:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

AND patriots like me who vote FOR people who DON"T LIE like democrats

So how's that search for Saddam's WMD going? Got your 2 trillion dollars worth yet? Of course, since Bush balanced the budget and paid off the national debt like he promised while not nation building (like he promised)a couple of trillion for Bush's Excellent Iraq Adventure is just chicken feed, right? and did Dubya's daddy ever find all those Kuwaiti baby incubators Saddam was stealing? Sure glad Reagan didn't trade weapons for hostages like he promised.

Voted for Etchy didn't you? That guy couldn't speak the truth if he was handed it on a gold sheet.

Face it aflac, Republicans got nothing to brag about since Ike left town. " I am not a crook" ring a bell? But keep sputtering about things you don't understand, it is very amusing. I especially enjoy how you flip flop from not being a Republican to being one depending on the cluster f@@k your Party gets into.

btw, how does a Patriot get to voting for a foreigner born under a socialist medical program in a socialist country whose daddy was one of Castro's murderous henchmen? The "R" after his name absolve him of all sins?

#34 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-18 01:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

You know, I can't understand why liberals can't take this paragon of wisdom seriously.

#35 | Posted by e1g1 at 2013-03-18 04:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

The party of stupid has a spokesmodel.

#27 | Posted by tiger150 at 2013-03-17 10:14 AM | Reply | Flag: SEE POSTS #29-31

#36 | Posted by e1g1 at 2013-03-18 04:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

...afkababble IS posting WE must GET out our decoder RINGS to decipher...

...I think HE is posting SOMETHING about a PTA mtg in SPOKANE...far AS i COULD tell...

...lol...

#37 | Posted by 1EyedMan at 2013-03-18 08:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

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