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Friday, March 08, 2013

A university student who fried a hamster has been banned from keeping animals for eight years.

James White, who studies in York, fried his flatmate's pet while he was drunk, Selby Magistrates' Court heard.

Experts could not establish whether the creature had died before or after it was put into the hot pan, the court was told.

White, 21, of Popes Head Court, pleaded guilty to causing unnecessary suffering to the animal.

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He was also sentenced to 120 hours of community services and ordered to pay £1,000 court costs.

White told police at the time of his arrest that he could not remember what had happened to the hamster.

He was due to go on trial but changed his plea to guilty after district judge Roy Anderson indicated White would be convicted of the offence even if the animal was dead before it was cooked.

The judge told White he was sentencing him on the basis the rodent died minutes before it was fried, when the defendant was handling it.

He said: "What happened on that night is still shrouded in mystery.

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Well, that's just wrong......
Hamsters should be braised over low heat in a white wine/vegetable broth for at least an hour, they're pretty stringy otherwise.

#1 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-08 12:21 PM | Reply | Flag:

The big question is, did he eat it?

#2 | Posted by Daniel at 2013-03-08 12:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

James White, who studies in York, fried his flatmate's pet [hamster] while he was drunk,...
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Gross, not to mention very cruel.

Next you'll read about him getting rip roaring drunk and then cannibalizing his flat mate.

#3 | Posted by CalifChris at 2013-03-08 12:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

His father was a hamster.

#4 | Posted by Harry_Powell at 2013-03-08 12:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

1. it's a pet.
2. he was drunk not starving.

Stupid title considering the guy isn't even homeless.

#5 | Posted by Lohocla at 2013-03-08 01:14 PM | Reply | Flag:

Green eggs and hamster...

#6 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2013-03-08 01:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

I was thinking "What kind of $#%^&*((# does this to someone else's pet"?

Then I remembered that one of my best friends was at this woman's b-day party a few years ago. And her boyfriend gave her a few goldfish as one of her presents. And my buddy ate one of them later in the night on a dare. He's just one of those bad drunks who thinks everything is a prop for his stupid antics when he gets drunk and anyone who complains is making a big deal over nothing.....

Intentionally killing a hamster would probably be too far for him but I could definitely see him "accidentally" killing one while drunk. "I didn't know playing soccer with him in the hamster ball would end like that...." or such crap.

Anyway, good that the judge held this young man to account. My friends often lament that an arrest or a good beating would have straightened our buddy out years ago but now he's gotten away with his antics for so long that there is little hope of improvement....

#7 | Posted by Sully at 2013-03-08 01:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

Didn't Obama eat some neighbor's dog in Indonesia or something like that? Well, I guess it wasn't SO bad, after all, Romney put HIS dog on the roof of his car...but he did make up for it by taking the dog on vacation.

#8 | Posted by jestgettinalong at 2013-03-08 01:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

"fried his flatmate's pet while he was drunk"

That's not hunting and anyone who thinks it is clearly has never walked where there's no pavement for miles.

#9 | Posted by Tor at 2013-03-08 01:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

Didn't Obama eat some neighbor's dog in Indonesia or something like that?

I believe you're right, but you twist the context of the story. It's no big deal because in Indonesia, it would have been as though Obama ate some neighbor's chicken had he been living in the Mid-West. He was also a child eating with adults. So the delinquent, borderline criminal context you imply with your above statement is truly fallacious.

Animals are food. Where you are living and what culture you're experiencing determines which animals you eat and which you "use".

#10 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2013-03-08 02:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

Animals are food.

People are animals.

Soilyent Green (sp?)

#11 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-08 02:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

Which brings something else to mind. A close friend of mine just got married and his best man has been living in Italy and France for the past 15 or so years. I asked him about the horse meat fiasco going on in Europe (and apparently in the U.S. as well) and he didn't understand the uproar.

His response was "What's the issue? We love eating horse in France. Lots of protein. And it tastes good!" He brought up a good point. He understood the interest in knowing that you are eating exactly what the package says you are eating, but a little horse meat mixed in with ground beef is nothing different than a little pork being mixed in with ground beef. Sure it's not exactly what is listed on the packaging, but the idea that the story is some sort of enormous animal rights abuse case is a reach. I had a difficult time arguing that point and conceded the discussion noting that a popular burger joint in town boasts its "Slater's 50/50 burger," which is 50% ground beef and 50% ground bacon.

#12 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2013-03-08 02:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

Soilyent Green (sp?)

Overpopulation will have its consequences.

And I have no issue with cultures that ceremonially cannibalize the dead. As a former Catholic, they used to have us pretend we were doing the same thing, so why should it be an issue?

#13 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2013-03-08 02:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

As a Jew, I do (rhyme unintentional). We don't even have open casket funerals because one doesn't put the dead on display. Eating the dead...no thanks.

#14 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-08 02:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

8 | Posted by jestgettinalong at 2

Obama was around 6 years old your comparison is lame but then again you are a repub so that is expected

#15 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2013-03-08 10:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

Had he a gerbil in the crock pot, would the verdict have been kinder?

#16 | Posted by Diablo at 2013-03-08 11:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

Hamster kinda small, but they eat the [...] out guinea pigs in parts of south america........

#17 | Posted by GotTruth at 2013-03-09 07:36 AM | Reply | Flag:

I don't get it. Is farming of hamsters prohibited?

FTA the judge said: "Had that sadistic conduct been established I would be dealing with you in a far more serious way than I am."

Well there you have it the judge is the sadistic one - punishing a person for eating rodent meat that he had farmed in his own flat.

So the room-mate was pissed? Well tough, I'm sure he tolerated allot with the smell and noise of it. But as for "justic" its become worse than a mob with sadistic judges cops and lawyers. They just can't wait to 'get someone'.

#18 | Posted by reitze at 2013-03-09 11:57 AM | Reply | Flag:

Cooking your roommate's pet hamster is completely psychotic.

#19 | Posted by rcade at 2013-03-09 12:20 PM | Reply | Flag:

Pretty sure I've told this story before here, but it still applies (and has a bonus update).

Coupla years back a neighbor kid caught my cat and tried to light a firecracker he'd gotten up his butt. My cat got away, and I saw the whole thing. I grabbed hold of the kid and he said some smart remark and I backhanded him. I kept doing it until he shut the heck up.

The kid's now been in juvie 5 times for increasingly more demented things; the last one included cornholing a 3 year old boy. Animal abusers are never good people, ever. They need corrective action and therapy taken care of wihle they're still young enough to fix.

#20 | Posted by soheifox at 2013-03-09 04:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

Animal abuse by a kid is a very, very strong indicator of an adult who will be bad news, Sohe. It is a common childhood trait among adult psychopathic criminals.
So try not to backhand him again. He might come back to visit someday.

#21 | Posted by Diablo at 2013-03-09 09:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

"last one included cornholing a 3 year old boy"

If he's guilty of raping before he's old enough to drive you've got a psychopath in the neighborhood.

If it's not to much trouble you might want to move to a different part of town.

#22 | Posted by Tor at 2013-03-09 09:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

#1 | POSTED BY GRACIEAMAZED
"Hamsters should be braised over low heat in a white wine/vegetable broth for at least an hour, they're pretty stringy otherwise."

Gracie, this is in Yorkshire, as in Great Britain.
Point being: Did you really expect them to know anything about cuisine?
Be happy if he cleaned the naughty bits first.

#23 | Posted by TheTom at 2013-03-09 11:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

If it's not to much trouble you might want to move to a different part of town.

#22 | POSTED BY TOR AT 2013-03-09 09:26 PM | REPLY | FLAG:

I moved years ago, but his mom talked to me recently. She has told me she knows her son will kill somebody one day, and she'll bear that guilt forever. But what choice does she have, have him committed? That's not as easy as it used to be.

#24 | Posted by soheifox at 2013-03-11 01:10 AM | Reply | Flag:

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