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Tuesday, March 05, 2013

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If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

-Owebama

#1 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 12:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

Is everyone boycotting the nooner until the non moderated thread gets put up?

#2 | Posted by Dalton at 2013-03-05 12:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

WOMAN DIES WHEN help refused..

www.3news.co.nz
WHY?

LAWYERS...no not most of them but the ones LIKE DEMOCRAT HERO JOHN EDWARDS who make zillions on the pain and misery of other.

LIBERALS...when you are happy that a baby about a month or so from birth can have holes drilled in its head to MURDER IT then you dont give a damn about a woman 87 years old.

#3 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-05 12:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

#3 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-05 12:30 PM | Reply |

Yes, unfortunately, this is where craziness has brought us.

#4 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-05 12:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

The 87 year woman provides no income or value to the Goverment, therefore she is expendable. -Obamanation

#5 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 12:57 PM | Reply | Flag:

How does what others do affect your walk with your God or your 'salvation'? It doesn't.

But the desire to tell others how to live is making you irrelevant and silly. Please look inside yourself and see how to live and live that way, and leave others alone.

We do not have a collective consciousness. We each have a whole consciousness and it is our job to maintain our own. That is the path to peace and freedom.

#6 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-03-05 01:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

We do not have a collective consciousness.

#6 | Posted by kudzu

Actually, before one of you wise guys jump on this, I should say that some people consider God to be the 'collective consciousness'. But even in that interpretation, it is not something we can know or understand.

No matter what religion you believe, this is a consistent theory.

#7 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-03-05 01:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

Or maybe, in a convoluted way, you are suggesting we may have a 'collective unconscious', - something that is there and is real, but something we cannot know nor understand.

#8 | Posted by moder8 at 2013-03-05 01:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

#6..Don't waste your breath on these guys.

#9 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-05 01:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

So why are Americans so neurotic these days? Because our minds are suffering from cognitive dissonance, that's why. And it is poisoning us.

We believe in peace, but we are the most war-waging country ever. We are very efficient at killing (as a product of GDP).

We believe in fairness and law, but certain groups seem to be immune from either.

We believe in government of and by the people, but, all evidence proves we have gov't by corporation and special interest groups.

Doing the mental gymnastics required to make these non-sequitirs connect is making us all crazy. We should stop doing this and see things as they are.

#10 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-03-05 01:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

We are too polarized, the us against them attitude.

#11 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-05 01:14 PM | Reply | Flag:

"We do not have a collective consciousness. "

Jung and many others have demonstrated that there is a collective unconscious. As far as a collective consciousness, that's in the process of being constructed by the universe, and the human mind is as much radio receiver as independent entity. Glad to clear that up for you, Lipz.

#12 | Posted by nullifidian at 2013-03-05 01:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

Glad to clear that up for you, Lipz.

#12 | Posted by nullifidian

:-)

I find it hard to groove on Jung and Nietchze, etc.... I used to think I was an existentialist, but not anymore. Now, I am just quasi-existentialist.

#13 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-03-05 01:23 PM | Reply | Flag:

We are too polarized, the us against them attitude.

#11 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03

I ALMOST agree with you

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#14 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-05 01:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

We are too polarized, the us against them attitude.

#11 | Posted by drewinnj

Are you a new member or are you refurbished? Don't answer that if it is a problem to do so.

It's the old chicken and egg problem. What come first, the polarization or the rigid belief systems? It's hard to know for sure.

The only thing for certain is that unless we develop some kind of way to pull our philosophical wagon out of the ditch, we will suffer the same fate as all previous empires - total corruption, then total destruction.

I am tired of those forces that only want to enrich themselves, even at the cost of ruining America.

#15 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-03-05 01:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

..Don't waste your breath on these guys.

#9 | Posted by drewinnj

How do you post breath? Blow into the keyboard?

#16 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 01:32 PM | Reply | Flag:

DING DING DING

THIS JUST IN

MAPS OF FLORIDA OFFICIALLY BANNED by department of homeland security !!!!

www.mapsofworld.com

anyone with a map of florida HAS To be a gun nut if you look at it right

#17 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-05 01:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

HEY ALABAMA and Mississippi

DUCK !!!!

#18 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-05 01:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

#16 There is an Archie Bunker Pollock joke in there! :o)

#19 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-05 01:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

"There is an Pollock joke in there!"

#19 | Posted by gracieamazed

sounds fishy to me.

#20 | Posted by Harry_Powell at 2013-03-05 01:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

#20 Meathead.

#21 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-05 02:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

#20 Little Goil....

#22 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 02:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

#20 Fish-head...

#23 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-05 02:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sucker-Fish

#24 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-05 02:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

The 87 year woman provides no income or value to the Goverment, therefore she is expendable. -Obamanation

#5 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 12:57 PM | Reply

You mean to tell me Obama's death panels have already reached into the nursing homes.

#25 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-05 02:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

Rolly-polly fish heads
Are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants,
With Oriental women, yeah!

#26 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2013-03-05 02:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

semi-existentialist

#27 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2013-03-05 02:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

Why Did Bernie Go To Jail?

Why did Bernie Madoff go to prison? To make it simple, he talked people into
investing with him.

Trouble was, he didn't invest their money. As time rolled on he simply took
the money from the new

investors to pay off the old investors. Finally there were too many old
investors and not enough

money from new investors coming in to keep the payments going.

Next thing you know Madoff is one of the most hated men in America and he is
off to jail.

Some of you know this. But not enough of you. Madoff did to his investors what
the government has

been doing to us for over 70 years with Social Security. There is no
meaningful difference between

the two schemes, except that one was operated by a private individual who is
now in jail,

and the other is operated by politicians who enjoy perks, privileges and
status in spite of their actions.

Do you need a side-by-side comparison here? Well here's a nifty little chart.

BERNIE MADOFF

SOCIAL SECURITY

Takes money from investors with the promise that the money will be invested
and made available to them later.

Takes money from wage earners with the promise that the money will be invested
in a "Trust Fund" (Lock Box) and made available later.

Instead of investing the money Madoff spends it on nice homes in the Hamptons
and yachts.

Instead of depositing money in a Trust Fund the politicians transfer it to the
General Revenue Fund and use it for general spending and vote buying.

When the time comes to pay the investors back Madoff simply uses some of the
new funds from newer investors to pay back the older investors.

When benefits for older investors become due the politicians pay them with
money taken from younger and newer wage earners to pay the older geezers.

When Madoff's scheme is discovered all hell breaks loose. New investors won't
give him any more cash.

When Social Security runs out of money the politicians try to force the
taxpayers to send them some more; or they cancel S/S to all those who paid
into it.

Bernie Madoff is in jail.

Politicians remain in Washington .. with fat medical and retirement benefits.

"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert,

in five years there'd be a shortage of sand.

~ Milton Friedman

#28 | Posted by Warlock66 at 2013-03-05 02:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

#15...I'm relatively new. I used to read these blogs but didn't become involved. Not sure how to fix the mess you refer to.

#29 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-05 02:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

As has been said before: "Somebody has to go to jail"--not just Bernie, but Congress also for Consiparcy.

#30 | Posted by Warlock66 at 2013-03-05 03:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

dems in action: Email tells feds to make sequester as painful as promised

www.washingtontimes.com

I'm shocked, SHOCKED I SAY that dems could behave like this! Oh, wait, that's right, this is the type of behavior we on the Right expect from lefties.

#31 | Posted by MSgt at 2013-03-05 03:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

Whit House closed!
www.washingtontimes.com

#32 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 03:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

Obama has to make the sequester painful. If he doesn't he looks to be the liar that he is.

#33 | Posted by Dalton at 2013-03-05 03:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

#31 - THIS IS THE PROBLEM!!!!

I am basically a libertarian conservative. I've never been a liberal, but your statement is the kind of thinking that keeps the system from being fixed. You know as well as I that the folks on the right are just as guilty as those on the left.

Otoh, if that was satire, it was tired and not very funny.

#34 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-03-05 03:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

#34 Something like this, Kudzu?

Classical Liberalism is a political ideology, a branch of liberalism which advocates civil liberties and political freedom with limited government under the rule of law and generally promotes a laissez-faire economic policy.(1)(2)(3)

1. Modern Political Philosophy (1999), Richard Hudelson, pp. 37–38
2. M. O. Dickerson et al., An Introduction to Government and Politics: A Conceptual Approach (2009) p. 129
3. Bronfenbrenner, Martin (1955). "Two Concepts of Economic Freedom". Ethics 65 (3). JSTOR 2378928.

Classical Liberalism
en.wikipedia.org

#35 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-05 04:20 PM | Reply | Flag:

Obama has to make the sequester painful. If he doesn't he looks to be the liar that he is.

#33 | Posted by Dalton

Where's Corky and Moder8 to tell us it's for everyones own good? Just like when Jesus raised hell in the Temple.

#36 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 04:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

Will they still have a Party every Wednesday?

#37 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 04:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

Where's Corky and Moder8 to tell us it's for everyones own good? Just like when Jesus raised hell in the Temple.

#36 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 04:33 PM | Reply | Flag

They are out getting baptized in the blood of the lamb. The kool aid is wearing off.

#38 | Posted by Dalton at 2013-03-05 04:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

Will they still have a Party every Wednesday?

#37 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 04:37 PM | Reply

You can bet your @$$ on that! Michelle gots to have her party. You know this is the first time in her life she is proud of her country and all.

#39 | Posted by Dalton at 2013-03-05 04:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

thegirljo.files.wordpress.com

#40 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-05 04:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

#38 FF. LMAO.

#42 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-05 04:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

Hugo Cahvez is dead. May just have to flip off Tom Thumb in the morning when I pass the station.

#43 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-05 05:31 PM | Reply | Flag:

Martin DuPont--He Saw the Light
www.youtube.com

#44 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-05 06:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

Hey Mad! Feels like we are living in the hundred acre wood with Pooh today. Cold font comes through around 9pm. YEAH.

#45 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-05 06:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

It's 60°F and 14% humidity here today. That nice cold front you will get at ~9pm blew through here last night around 2am. I've got the house open, but it's mighty chilly. Not many more like this, I'm afraid. Spring cleaning weather. ☺

#46 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-05 06:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

Get ready Gracie. It was a balmy 65 today. The front hit around 4:30p.m here in N Ga and now it's 10 degrees cooler and 20mph wind gust.

#47 | Posted by Dalton at 2013-03-05 06:54 PM | Reply | Flag:

#47 Dalton same here. By 9pm 14 degree's colder. I and the house ponies are loving the wind, about 20 mph with gusts up to 35 mph.

#48 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-05 06:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

The Beatles--Taxman
www.youtube.com

#49 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-05 07:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

Hugo Cahvez is dead. May just have to flip off Tom Thumb in the morning when I pass the station.

#43 | Posted by gracieamazed

I pulled into a Citgo and pissed on the pump and left. Seemed like a fitting memorial.

#50 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 07:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

#50 My hero. You did good.

#51 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-05 08:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

Things that make you go hmmmm

TSA Sealed $50-Million Sequester-Eve Deal to Buy New Uniforms

The TSA employs 50,000 security officers, inspectors, air marshals and managers. That means that the uniform contract will pay the equivalent of $1,000 per TSA employee over the course of the year.

cnsnews.com

There may be longer lines in the Air ports but at least the TSA people will look good Pi$$ing you off.

#52 | Posted by paneocon at 2013-03-05 08:21 PM | Reply | Flag:

Any pics of the new Uniforms for TSA? What shade of brown are they?

#53 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 08:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

Any pics of the new Uniforms for TSA? What shade of brown are they?

#53 | Posted by Federalist

Obama Brown.

#54 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 08:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

#54 | POSTED BY WISGOD

That would be beige.

#55 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 08:31 PM | Reply | Flag:

#53 | Posted by Federalist

Obama Brown.

#54 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 08:29 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag:

#54 | POSTED BY WISGOD

That would be beige.

#55 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 08:31 PM | Reply

That would be ecru.

#56 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-05 08:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

Another day of Republican butt hurt on the Nooner. I expect mass suicide when Hillary or Biden get sworn in in 2017.

#57 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 08:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

I expect mass suicide when Hillary or Biden get sworn in in 2017.

#57 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 08:33 PM | Reply

All the diplomats expecting no protection----might as well get it over early.

#58 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-05 08:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

#53 | POSTED BY FEDERALIST

Sample TSA uniform

#59 | Posted by paneocon at 2013-03-05 08:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

I expect mass suicide when Hillary or Biden get sworn in in 2017.

#57 | Posted by northguy3

I expect them to both be old enough to forget what they were running for.

#60 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 08:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

So can we expect the representatives of the Party of Godliness, especially Newtsy and Etchy, to repay the money they and their PACs got from Sheldon? Or to put it the other way, will they pay it back before kosher pigs start flying?

#61 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 08:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

#57 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3

If this country is stupid enough to elect Uncle Joe to anything above dog catcher, suicide might me the easy way out.

#62 | Posted by paneocon at 2013-03-05 08:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

I expect mass suicide when Hillary or Biden get sworn in in 2017.
#57 | Posted by northguy3

It is part of Obama care. You just didn't read it!

#63 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 08:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

NG3 likes Joe. Says he reminds him of when his Father made him straighten out his finger and then made funny noises.

#64 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 08:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Another day of Republican butt hurt on the Nooner."

It's just overflowing from the "DOW at record high" thread...

#65 | Posted by REDIAL at 2013-03-05 08:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

And another meme bites the dust:

Eventually, Kerry announced he would pay over $500,000 in Massachusetts tax on his $7 million yacht ($437,500 in state use tax, $70,000 in annual state excise tax). Whether Kerry owed it or not, he finally paid it in 2010.

#66 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 08:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

It's just overflowing from the "DOW at record high" thread...

#65 | Posted by REDIAL

So he makes the Dow go up and Gas prices go down but has no responsibility for the other side of the ledger? You people sure are simple.

#67 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 08:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

I expect them to both be old enough to forget what they were running for.

#60 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 08:37 PM | Reply | Flag: Already forgot he voted for Reagan and McCain

#68 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 08:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

I expect mass suicide when Hillary or Biden get sworn in in 2017.

#57 | Posted by northguy3

Unlike the current jewel, you'll be able to keep them confined to the oval office in their wheelchairs.

#69 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-05 08:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

Whether Kerry owed it or not, he finally paid it in 2010.

#66 | Posted by northguy3

Was that after he took 3 years of depreciation on the "S.S. I married into it"?

#70 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 08:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

#66 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3

Kerry bought a Yacht for 7 million dollars and tried to hide it in Rhode Island so he would not pat taxes in Mass on it. He is a senator in Mass. He got caught! The guy is a tool! He only paid it because he was caught. Typical Republican! (LOL)

#71 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 08:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Unlike the current jewel, you'll be able to keep them confined to the oval office in their wheelchairs.

#69 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-05 08:49 PM | Reply |

The sequestered WH lavatory/housekeeping layoffs won't be a problem since Hill/Joe will only have to empty their catheter/colostomy bags every 24 hours.

#72 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-05 08:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

All the diplomats expecting no protection----might as well get it over early.

#58 | Posted by matsop

At least NYC and the Pentagon will be safe, unlike 9-11 and ALL those Embassies blown up under Dubya. Remember?

3000 Americans killed in America on 9-11-01 = no biggie because Republican in WH, unable to do his job

4000 Americans killed in Iraq in spite of tens of thousands of troops on the ground = cheap price to be "greeted as liberators"

5 Americans killed in anthrax attack in 2001 = what?

4 Americans killed in Libya on 9-11-12 with no troops on the ground = worst disaster in American

history because Democrat in office, unable to run a foreign country.

Republican thinking, for lack of a better word.

#73 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 08:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Whether Kerry owed it or not, he finally paid it in 2010.

#66 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 08:48 PM | Reply

That's really white of him. Let's see-----Daschle, Timmy Geithner, and Kerry. Class; what do these republicans have in common?

#74 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-05 08:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

#73 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3

More people killed in Chicago and Detroit by illegal gun owners in the same time period! Both cities Democrat run and owned with NO Guns Allowed by Law.

#75 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 09:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

#73 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3

Wow you sure can hand out the blame when there is a Republican in office.

So for the record anything that happens on a presidents watch is his to own?

#76 | Posted by paneocon at 2013-03-05 09:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

More people killed in Chicago and Detroit by illegal gun owners in the same time period! Both cities Democrat run and owned with NO Guns Allowed by Law.

#75 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 09:00 PM | Reply |

Can't figure that one out----why would the demonrats want their base killing each other?

#77 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-05 09:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

It is part of Obama care. You just didn't read it!

#63 | Posted by Federalist

I hadn't. Otherwise I would have supported it even more.

###
Was that after he took 3 years of depreciation on the "S.S. I married into it"?

#70 | Posted by wisgod

Nope. Donated full tax.

#78 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 09:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

So he makes the Dow go up and Gas prices go down but has no responsibility for the other side of the ledger? You people sure are simple.

I guess everything did change in January 2009 because you guys spent 8 years unblaming Dubya for ANYTHING.

#79 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 09:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

So for the record anything that happens on a presidents watch is his to own?

#76 | Posted by paneocon

See #79

#80 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 09:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

#78 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3
So how are you going to off yourself?

#81 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 09:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

"So he makes the Dow go up and Gas prices go down but has no responsibility for the other side of the ledger?"

Just saying the butthurt is so deep it can't be contained to one thread.

#82 | Posted by REDIAL at 2013-03-05 09:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

#80 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3

Nice non-answer answer.

#83 | Posted by paneocon at 2013-03-05 09:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

#77 | POSTED BY MATSOP

See # 57.

#84 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 09:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

Both cities Democrat run and owned with NO Guns Allowed by Law.

Umm, I think SCOTUS said you don't know what you're talking about.

Detroit, like all of Michigan has a REPUBLICAN Governor and Legislature. Municipalities can't legislate guns.

#85 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 09:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

Detroit has a Republican Mayor? Nice try.

#86 | Posted by Federalist at 2013-03-05 09:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

#82 | POSTED BY REDIAL

We tossed you clowns a Mormon life preserver but you were too blind to grab on to it so now here we are ring side on the Obama titanic.

#87 | Posted by paneocon at 2013-03-05 09:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

#78 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3
So how are you going to off yourself?

#81 | Posted by Federalist

I'm going to set it up to be shot in flagante by a jealous husband on my 90th birthday. I'm pretty sure that's a nicer way to go than holding your breath and stamping your feet, the way most conservatives will go after the 2016 election.

###

Nice non-answer answer.

#83 | Posted by paneocon

Sorry Pan, let's go with the same time frame of responsibility conservatives gauged Dubya or Reagan by. At what point did you start blaming them for anything?

#88 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 09:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

I guess everything did change in January 2009 because you guys spent 8 years unblaming Dubya for ANYTHING.

#79 | Posted by northguy3

I know 2009 and the 7 prior years give you comfort. I'll bet the calendar on your wall is turning yellow and you'll be celebrating St. Patrick's day on the wrong day.

#89 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 09:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,

-Owebama

#1 | Posted by wisgod

Actually tea party favorite Governor Snyder is doing that right now. Only it isn't called taxes, it's called "revenue enhancement" so the baggers don't get all upset having license fees doubled.

#90 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-05 09:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

We tossed you clowns a Mormon life preserver
#87 | POSTED BY PANEOCON AT 2013-03-05 09:13 PM |

LOL!!! Pane, you really should give up your day job and go become a comedian.

#91 | Posted by ClownShack at 2013-03-05 09:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

#88 | POSTED BY NORTHGUY3

I only hold Iran–Contra against Reagan and maybe the need for a few more vetoes on budgets. As for Bush I got queasy on the Medicare part D and I flipped out on the immigration stuff and it was all down hill from there.

And when did you start having doubts about Obama The Anointed One?

#92 | Posted by paneocon at 2013-03-05 09:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

#91 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK

We all need to laugh some, you of all people should understand that.

#93 | Posted by paneocon at 2013-03-05 09:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

We all need to laugh some, you of all people should understand that.
#93 | POSTED BY PANEOCON AT 2013-03-05 09:26 PM | FLAG:

I do, thats why I come to the DR.

#94 | Posted by ClownShack at 2013-03-05 09:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

We all need to laugh some, you of all people should understand that.
#93 | POSTED BY PANEOCON AT 2013-03-05 09:26 PM | FLAG:

I do, thats why I come to the DR.

#94 | Posted by ClownShack

You need a role reversal checkup, son.

#95 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 09:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

3000 Americans killed in America on 9-11-01 = no biggie because Republican in WH, unable to do his job

4000 Americans killed in Iraq in spite of tens of thousands of troops on the ground = cheap price to be "greeted as liberators"

5 Americans killed in anthrax attack in 2001 = what?

4 Americans killed in Libya on 9-11-12 with no troops on the ground = worst disaster in American

history because Democrat in office, unable to run a foreign country.

Republican thinking, for lack of a better word.

#73 | Posted by northguy3 at

ha ha ha...NOW take these stories and mark off the ones that dems raise hell about, want trials, impeachments, special counsels and the media savages daily..AND THEN mark the issue thats COVERED UP by the white house and his journalistic TOADIES....and you'll only have one left

#96 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-05 09:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

If its anything like the sexual identity classes you're attending, I'm not interested.

#97 | Posted by ClownShack

Christ, you're about as funny as a planters wart.

#98 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-03-05 09:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

You need a role reversal checkup, son.
#95 | POSTED BY WISGOD AT 2013-03-05 09:40 PM | REPLY |

Not sure what that means.

#97 | Posted by ClownShack at 2013-03-05 09:45 PM | Reply

Clown, come on; clean out those synapsis---if that one didn't travel from your ocular nerve to your cerebri, then you really need to keep that appointment.

#99 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-05 09:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

you're about as funny as a planters wart.
#98 | POSTED BY WISGOD AT 2013-03-05 09:47 PM | REPLY |

Planters wart? You Wisconsinites sure have some weird terminology. Or maybe its your old people vernacular.

Either way, sounds like something you can get rid of with a topical rub.

#100 | Posted by ClownShack at 2013-03-05 10:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

Clown, come on; clean out those synapsis---if that one didn't travel from your ocular nerve to your cerebri, then you really need to keep that appointment.
#99 | POSTED BY MATSOP AT 2013-03-05 09:58 PM | REPLY |

Shut yer mouth science boy.

God has made me who I am and given me everything I need for the rest of my life.

My eyes were made by God. they are perfect. My brain was hand scooped by God. it is perfect.

God is glorious!

My Next appointment is for midnight mass.

The priests are putting on a show with the choir boys. Its supposed to be sinful!

#101 | Posted by ClownShack at 2013-03-05 10:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

Who put that picture of a sad looking Basset Hound on the Comments Page?

#102 | Posted by Twinpac at 2013-03-06 04:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

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