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Monday, March 04, 2013

Airport-security screeners apparently get a kink out of rifling through your sexy baggage.

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Vibrators and dildos are OK in carry-ons, as long as they're under 7 inches long, TSA rules say.

Sex lubes such as K-Y Jelly also are fine in carry-ons if they're in containers smaller than 3.4 ounces.

But handcuffs, floggers, police batons, whips and other things that could be weapons are best flown in checked bags.

The TSA says it has no data on how often airport screeners find the items. But sex-toy users believe TSA workers almost always open their bags

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SO now they are against some mid air entertainment.

#1 | Posted by zack991 at 2013-03-04 08:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

Why can't a tall blond athletic stunner carry a flogger on a jet?
What has happened to freedom?

#2 | Posted by Diablo at 2013-03-04 09:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

Airport-security screeners apparently get a kink out of rifling through your sexy baggage.

I've heard that in Israel (because of security concerns) they empty each and every bag where they can see.... and everyone can see.... all your sex toys and whatever else you had in there.

#3 | Posted by Rigel at 2013-03-05 08:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

In Pakistan, once upon time, if they saw anything electronic... camera, shaver, etc, they would take out the battery and toss it in the trash with a "FU and come back soon".

We don't do they anymore, thank Gawd.

In India, they will find and confiscate any perfume, after-shave or antiperspirant, you are trying to take out of the country, for reasons nobody yet understands. (yes, seriously)

#4 | Posted by Rigel at 2013-03-05 09:03 AM | Reply | Flag:

All of the above in the name of "security".

#5 | Posted by Rigel at 2013-03-05 09:31 AM | Reply | Flag:

Narrator: Was it ticking?

Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

Narrator: Sorry, throwers?

Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...

[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

Narrator: I don't own...

[Officer waves Narrator off]

#6 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-05 09:35 AM | Reply | Flag:

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