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"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." --Joe Biden
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." --Joe Biden on Barack Obama
It's hard to believe the man is 2nd in line. Wow
#1 | Posted by Dalton at 2013-03-01 12:07 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Hey, I'm still alive and I heard a fire truck go by. What am I going to do with all this milk I bought?
#2 | Posted by fishpaw at 2013-03-01 12:15 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
O is going to get serious about sequestration. He has just learned it will limit play to 16 holes per round.
#3 | Posted by Whizzo at 2013-03-01 12:16 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Sinkhole sucks Florida man from his bedroom into the earth
usnews.nbcnews.com
#4 | Posted by Corky at 2013-03-01 12:18 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Just listened to O's press conference. Those that believe him are total morons, no other way to say it.
#5 | Posted by fishpaw at 2013-03-01 12:21 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Your VP has a major malfunction.
#6 | Posted by Rigel at 2013-03-01 12:22 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Jimi on the masthead!
Smooth move.
#7 | Posted by Corky at 2013-03-01 12:23 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
It really shows how stupid Joe is when the press expect him to say stupid stuff.
#8 | Posted by Dalton at 2013-03-01 12:24 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Finally. Somebody cool on the masthead. I nominate Dr. Timothy Leary for the next spot, but Jim Morrison would be cool as well.
#9 | Posted by nullifidian at 2013-03-01 12:26 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Due to Govt budget cuts,toilets in parks and Govt building will go unclean and without any toilet paper.
So what's new?
#10 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 12:27 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Obama kicked enough [Repub] butt today to get a Continuing Resolution out of Beohner and a spike up in the Dow.
You can tell it is his second term when he calls them out the way he did today.
#11 | Posted by Corky at 2013-03-01 12:30 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Club for Growth to Save America!
the conservative advocacy group Club for Growth going after moderate Republicans who they believe are "RINOs" or "Republicans in Name Only."
They have launched an initiative via a website called "Primary My Congressman," which encourages conservative candidates to run against sitting GOP House members the Club for Growth deems not conservative enough:
The first batch of members targeted by Club For Growth are Reps. Mike Simpson, R-Idaho, Adam Kinzinger, R-Ill., Rick Crawford, R-Ark., Frank Lucas, R-Okla., Steve Palazzo, R-Miss., Martha Roby, R-Ala., Larry Bucshon, R-Ind., Renee Elmers, R-N.C., and Aaron Schock, R-Ill.
This is obviously the other side of Karl Rove's initiative to support "electable" Republicans running against crazy right-wingers who wouldn't succeed in a general election.
#12 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-01 12:32 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#11 | Posted by Corky at 2013-03-01 12:30 PM | Reply
Haaaaaaahaaaaaa---big bad Obummer----all mouth and no leadership---all he does is yap his flap without any plans of his own. Notice how the stock market hasn't been reacting to the impending sequester. Nobody even pays attention to mouth any more.
#13 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 12:40 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#5 | Posted by fishpaw at 2013-03-01 12:21 PM | Reply |
You must be doing a solo since not many are listening any longer---the scare-mongering is starting to wear thin.
#14 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 12:48 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#1 | POSTED BY DALTON AT 2013-03-01 12:07 PM | FLAG: oBAMA AND BIDEN - TEH BEST THE DEM PARTY CAN PRODUCE
#16 | Posted by MSgt at 2013-03-01 12:58 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Throw Trucks with Your Mind
"Breathtaking game"
allthingsd.com
#17 | Posted by Corky at 2013-03-01 12:59 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately." --Joe Biden, Aug. 22, 2012
I bet Joe can't tie his own shoes.
#18 | Posted by Dalton at 2013-03-01 01:03 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
One word: Velcro.
#19 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2013-03-01 01:03 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Funny...still bemoaning the ass kicking of 2008 / 2012..very entertaining to say the least...Please, proceed.
#20 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 01:06 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
HBO Game of Thrones Season 3 Trailer & Pics
bostinno.com
#21 | Posted by Corky at 2013-03-01 01:08 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I hope Hillary is resting up, her Jan. 2017 swearing in will be here before you know it!
#22 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 01:09 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
In a way it's good we lost in Vietnam. Check the prices at Kohl on clothes made in Vietnam. Why I bet they wouldn't be that cheap had we won!
#23 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 01:12 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#23 I'm sure all the vets out there appreciate your patriotism.
#24 | Posted by fishpaw at 2013-03-01 01:20 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Patriotism doesn't mean supporting unnecessary wars.
#26 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 01:22 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
It's over and done with, show some class.
#27 | Posted by fishpaw at 2013-03-01 01:24 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I did. You brought it up. Don't lecture me.
#28 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 01:26 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Got to wonder why China got all the oil contracts for Iraq. Guess we lost there too!
#29 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 01:28 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
O said we would have to lay off fire fighters and school kids won't get lunch but how much $ is he sending to Syria today?
#30 | Posted by fishpaw at 2013-03-01 01:34 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#29 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 01:28 PM | Reply
Right and guess how they're paying for it---I'll guarantee you it isn't in American dollars.
#31 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 01:36 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Amazing Congress found another 1.5 billion for Israel. Maybe we can cut social security and medicare to make up for the short fall.
#32 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 01:38 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#31 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 01:36 PM | Reply
And guess who was POTUS when all this came down?
#33 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 01:39 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I'm heading to Chicago tonight. I arrive at 610p and was hoping to fight some retorters. I'll be wearing a hello kitty t-shirt and wearing zubas. I'll also be wearing the "drudge Retort" beret Rogers knitted for me.
#34 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2013-03-01 01:39 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#5 | Posted by fishpaw at 2013-03-01 12:21 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag:
A complete and total two sentences of the truth...
#35 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 01:41 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Has anyone ever checked out liveleak.com? Damn, there are some crazy videos on there.
You can watch Syrians get whacked, ghetto fights, car crashes from all over the world (but mainly Russia because they all have dashboard cams, etc
After viewing a couple dozen vids, I don't think china or Russia are anything to worry about...those bastards will wipe themselves out well before we have to. It's chaotic on their roads. Especially the Chinese and their scooters!
#36 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2013-03-01 01:43 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
But on the serious side,there may not be any money left. To pay for the cleaning of toilets and restocking of toilet paper in Govt buildings.
#37 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 01:44 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
FROM THE interview with des moines register...this guy says just the OPPOSITE of what he said in debate..
"In the short term, the good news is that there's going to be a forcing mechanism to deal with what is the central ideological argument in Washington right now, and that is: How much government do we have and how do we pay for it?" Obama said.
I repeat this quote..
"THE GOOD NEWS".....
thehill.com
#38 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 01:47 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#36 | POSTED BY 101CHAIRBORNE
Nuclear weapons are the great equalizer for despots in the coming years. Any idiot can push the button.
#39 | Posted by paneocon at 2013-03-01 01:49 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
To pay for the cleaning of toilets and restocking of toilet paper in Govt buildings.
#37 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 01:44 PM | Reply
Not a good idea----can you imagine the dry cleaning costs after Boehner and Obama meetings and they "poop" their pants.
#40 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 01:52 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
...Waiting for the Banner Headline sequestration thread... Or maybe it simply is not that big a deal after all?
#41 | Posted by moder8 at 2013-03-01 01:53 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Ok but,when they start using Nuclear weapons. You won't want to be using a Govt toilet. They are so unclean.
But we all know that!
#42 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 01:54 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#38 | Posted by afkabl2
The good news is liquor prices are still reasonable in Texas.
#43 | Posted by donnerboy at 2013-03-01 02:01 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Now they want to put a 15% sales tax on POT...
What's this country coming too?
#44 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 02:04 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Bonnie Frankland has died. The first victim of the sequester.
#45 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-01 02:04 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
....but mainly Russia because they all have dashboard cams, etc...
How did they ever get ahead of us on this? We need more dashcams in America! We can beat them to the moon but they all have dashcams?
Maybe those google glasses will save us the trouble of playing catch up.
#46 | Posted by donnerboy at 2013-03-01 02:04 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Why these politicians won't even give us the same rights as our Muslim brothers and sisters. They can have 5,6,7 ...10 wives. When are we going to have real freedom in this country?
Time to let the people decide!
#47 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 02:10 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
hehill.com
#43 | Posted by donnerboy at 2013-03-01 02:01 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag:
ha ha..............yeah and SO ????
we all notice that you have no reply for the actual topic..
but just remember EVEN NOW its five o'clock somewhere !!!
#48 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 02:17 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#45....Bonnie Frankland has died. The first victim of the sequester.
It's Bonnie Franklin.
#49 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 02:19 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#47 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 02:10 PM
You keep posting on various threads about how Muslims get to have 4 or more wives and you want to be able to have more wives too. Can you even handle the one wife you have now?
#50 | Posted by CalifChris at 2013-03-01 02:19 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
So where's that unmoderated Nooner?
#51 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2013-03-01 02:24 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#51 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2013-03-01 02:24 PM
I thought about that myself. But then I realized I don't really care.
#52 | Posted by moder8 at 2013-03-01 02:26 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"So where's that unmoderated Nooner?"
It's right behind you. Turn around very slowly, you don't want to scare it away.
Dammit, slowly i said, great job jerkass.
#53 | Posted by salamandagator at 2013-03-01 02:27 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"It's right behind you. Turn around very slowly, you don't want to scare it away. Dammit, slowly i said, great job jerkass."
FF
#54 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2013-03-01 02:34 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#49 Dead is dead! :o)
#55 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-01 02:37 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#50 | Posted by CalifChri
good question,...and IMAGINE four women.,. WHAT if there was PMS at the house EVERY WEEK ???????
#56 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 02:42 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Speaking of Women!
Isn't it time for another woman pope?
Couldn't really be any worse.
#57 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 02:42 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#49....Out of respect at least get her name right.
#58 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 02:46 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
JEWISH BABY BEATEN BY ARABS
whew...good thing the little fellow isn't a Palestinian or it might actually cause people to give a damn
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
#59 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 02:47 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#48 | Posted by afkabl2
what's this we stuff white boy?
there is no topic...this is the nooner.
you gettin your nooner on?
#60 | Posted by donnerboy at 2013-03-01 02:50 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#57...You are right. A woman pope can't be worse, actually may be better. Maybe will add a little sensitivity to the big hat, and ruby slippers.
#61 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 02:51 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
sure donner.,..so you want just random replies to topics sure,.,.we can do that,,,
#60 | Posted by donnerboy at 2
but donner.....the bear comes over the mountain...so that proves that the pope is catholic
#62 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 02:54 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
On the bright side our Government can't say, they are spending are tax dollars. On any cleaning for the toilets in government buildings. Since we all know they never had been cleaned.
#63 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-03-01 03:03 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Foreigner--Dirty White Boy (Live) www.youtube.com
#64 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-01 03:04 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
heard last nite
if catholics want to REALLY be better thought of they should name a muslim......
hey I didn't say it was funny...
#65 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 03:06 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
To the tune of Here Comes the Bastards by Primus
Here he comes Here comes the b@stard He's posting again On the Retort Oh Here he comes Here comes the b@stard Writing parodies On the Drudge Retort Oh Here he comes Here he comes Oh Here he comes
Yes kids, I have returned, like Jesus out of a cave after 3 days rest, I have come back to save you all from yourselves! I have risen above the squabbles and will not partake in the petty bickering or shallow instigation, but will continue to spread my version of truth, logic, and the American way for all.
You are welcome for my blessing you with my presence. Was gonna wait until the new Nooner, but I think 6 months was long enough to torment you with my absense.
#66 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-01 03:07 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
1st to say Hi to KANREI.
Hi Kanrei!
☺
#67 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-01 03:08 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
=D Hi. I actually rose in senority in my absense. I am THAT good!
#68 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-01 03:09 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
KANREI welcome back. I look forward to a higher grade of Friday night music on the DR.
#69 | Posted by paneocon at 2013-03-01 03:10 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I've been trying to fill your role And mimic your rhymes quite droll But all I end up Is being a shmuck And a ne'er-do-well sounding Troll.
#70 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-01 03:11 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
What's up K?
"squabbles and will not partake in the petty bickering or shallow instigation"
They will be deleted anyway if you do.
#71 | Posted by Dalton at 2013-03-01 03:11 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I still will follow my policy of no posting on weekends, so I will sadly miss the Friday music threads, but I have returned for all your fence sitting needs =D Maybe I haven't. Naw, I have. Well, maybe not. We'll see.
#72 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-01 03:12 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Welcome back, K
www.youtube.com
#73 | Posted by Corky at 2013-03-01 03:12 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Some get a pass I have noticed in my week long lurk session before begging Rcade to take me back, but I am no longer concerned with the moderation policy. I only ever had one dump (not counting the times I channeled 101 on his vacations) and I will post what I have to say in the mature and composed style you have all known and loved.
#74 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-01 03:14 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Kanrei welcome back.
#75 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-01 03:16 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#62 | Posted by afkabl2
there is no pope that proves there is no god.
And the next Pope will be a black man.
They always hire a black man to clean up the messes the white man makes.
#76 | Posted by donnerboy at 2013-03-01 03:17 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
The La's--There She Goes www.youtube.com
#77 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-01 03:17 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
yay kanrei...Welcome back...I been channeling you when I can handle the power surge.
#78 | Posted by donnerboy at 2013-03-01 03:18 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Welcome back Kanrei.
#79 | Posted by moder8 at 2013-03-01 03:18 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
So many topics to choose from...let's see:
Kerry and Syria- Don't support it. I know it is only medicine and maybe armor, but every penny we spend on them is a penny they can save to use on weapons and, as Hilary said in Dec 2012, we still don't have a good enough idea of who exactly these rebels are. Just because one fights a bad person doesn't make them good. Which was the hero when Stalin fought Hitler?
Sequesture- Don't know enough about it. As usual, given my own person financial state, I am in no position to comment on larger economies. The House did give up any pretense of a high road leaving town IMHO however.
#80 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-01 03:18 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Oh, and ya know what REALLY annoys me to the point of NEEDING to return? J-LAW? WTF? J-Lo was original, but naming every celeb with these stupid nicknames is beyond annoying; it is a sign of a lazy media.
#81 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-01 03:20 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Ve keel all ze officers, and ve all move up in rank. --Mr Checkov Star Trek--Mirror Mirror
#82 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-01 03:22 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Welcome home Kanrei.
#83 | Posted by danni at 2013-03-01 03:22 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
#84 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-01 03:23 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"Some get a pass I have noticed in my week long lurk session "
You noticed that too? Anyway, welcome back.
#85 | Posted by nullifidian at 2013-03-01 03:23 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
THanks all. I have noticed the pattern to passes, and it isn't so much the politics of those who get them as it is the style they use. Quite clever actually. They bait. They troll beatuifully. They get you to get yourself dumped. Beyond my skill as an angler.
#86 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-01 03:25 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
But, as I said before, this is not why I returned and is no longer my cause to carry. I am here for the fun and the coversations and the joking around with people as well as to learn and become informed. Taken these last 6 months to NOT follow politics at all and it has been great, but I am out of many loops as a result and need to catch up.
#87 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-01 03:27 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Good to see you back again, Kanrei.
#88 | Posted by CalifChris at 2013-03-01 03:35 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#66
WTF is this?! Why you slimy, no good, double crossing, swindler. You got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled.
#89 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2013-03-01 03:49 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
You got a lot of guts coming here, after what you pulled. In the old days, a sentence with "coming" and "you pulled" would lead to some rather R rated material, but I'm going to behave =D
#90 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-01 03:52 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Billy Dee Williams--Colt 45 www.youtube.com
#91 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-01 03:56 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"In the old days, a sentence with "coming" and "you pulled" would lead to some rather R rated material, but I'm going to behave =D"
Don't forget to bring your towel.
"Billy Dee Williams--Colt 45"
Good eye, Madsci.
#92 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2013-03-01 03:59 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Clarification for #89
starwars.com
#93 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2013-03-01 04:01 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
A good hitch hiker ALWAYS has his towel =D
#94 | Posted by kanrei at 2013-03-01 04:02 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Why I will be, it is Kanrei, welcome back!
#95 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2013-03-01 04:13 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#33 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 01:39 PM | Reply | Flag:
Certainly not the guy that you conservatives say HATES Israel!
#96 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-01 04:15 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I have returned, like Jesus out of a cave after 3 days rest,
Well, you should be pleased to know that if you show up any Drudgies door with three nails in your possession, we'll be glad to put you up.
#97 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-01 04:17 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Clint Eastwood came out against Prop. 8 today. Another Republican icon moves to Rinoville. No word on which way his chair swings.
#98 | Posted by northguy3 at 2013-03-01 04:18 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Having a sequestration party tonight. Having three other couples over and will be serving steamed shrimp with champagne as well as cocktails. Being a bit old-fashioned we always provide a full bar so they need bring nothing but themselves.
#99 | Posted by MSgt at 2013-03-01 04:54 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I am working on it while I juggle computer book stuff. Sorry it's not here yet.
#100 | Posted by rcade at 2013-03-01 04:58 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Welcome back, Kanrei. It's like Tina coming back to Ike! I'm sorry I got so crazy, baby.
#101 | Posted by rcade at 2013-03-01 05:00 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Lawdy it cold outside. Damp cold.
#102 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-01 05:09 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"I am working on it while I juggle computer book stuff. Sorry it's not here yet."
No worries.
" Welcome back, Kanrei. It's like Tina coming back to Ike! I'm sorry I got so crazy, baby."
He's serious, K. He even talked about you around Valentines Day.
#103 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2013-03-01 05:12 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
By the way what happened to Kanrei----was he banned forever and Rcade had a moment of forgiveness.
#104 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 05:13 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
He wasn't banned. He just left over the moderation.
#105 | Posted by eberly at 2013-03-01 05:14 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#103 I remember that. Well that and the You Tube link to Muskrat Love Rcade posted for him.
#106 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-01 05:17 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#105 | Posted by eberly at 2013-03-01 05:14 PM | Reply
Does that mean Kanrei had DTs and withdrawal and decided to go back to the bottle or does it mean he saw a crack in Rcade's moderation policy and that was a justification to come back.
#107 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 05:20 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I feel snubbed.
So Rcade was crying into his beer over Kanrei's long absence?
He was probably jumping up and down with joy over MY long absence.
#108 | Posted by JeffJ at 2013-03-01 05:21 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
With all the love expressed by the usual lefties, it must be Kanrei must be one of them. It's kind of like one of the "walking dead" joining his comrades again. This is a real downer----you think you get rid one of them and they reappear.
#109 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 05:24 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
The one thing you can say for sure, Kanrei makes splashy entrances and exits worthy of Norma Desmond herself.
#110 | Posted by nullifidian at 2013-03-01 05:27 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#108 | Posted by JeffJ at 2013-03-01 05:21 PM | Reply
You would think so since you would fit the persona of the prodigal son. You think Rcade would run out to greet you, kill the fatted calf and put the best sandals on your feet---as the good book says: it's easy to love one of your own but more difficult to love the downtrodden----blessed is the man/woman that is able to do that.
#111 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 05:27 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
JeffJ, for what it's worth, I noticed you were not posting. I figured it was just the post-election withdrawal which many others go through.
#112 | Posted by moder8 at 2013-03-01 05:28 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#110 | Posted by nullifidian at 2013-03-01 05:27 PM | Reply
Or better yet JustPlainMary/MTW.
#113 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 05:29 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#110 | Posted by nullifidian
Which reminds me, where's JustPlainMary (aka MTW) been hiding lately? I often got a kick out of her posts.
#114 | Posted by CalifChris at 2013-03-01 05:30 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Jeff, really missed your lucid comments and passive postings----I hope Rcade's gulag didn't do too much damage to your cognitive thought processes.
#115 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 05:31 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#114 | Posted by CalifChris at 2013-03-01 05:30 PM | Reply |
Geeeeze, Chris, you know what they say about great minds.
#116 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 05:32 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#113 | Posted by matsop
-- Can't believe we both posted the exact same words almost simultaneously!
Witty minds and all that good stuff...lol
#117 | Posted by CalifChris at 2013-03-01 05:33 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
just now saw your #115 -- this is getting too weird. Adios for now. lol
#118 | Posted by CalifChris at 2013-03-01 05:34 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"just now saw your #115"
Meant to write #116
bye : )
#119 | Posted by CalifChris at 2013-03-01 05:35 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
He's certainly had his moments (haven't we all).
Gotta admit though, he's very consistent in his views and is more willing than most to admit it when he's wrong. Both are good qualities IMO.
#112 | Posted by moder8
It's nice to hear you noticed my absence. Actually, I wasn't posting much during that latter part of campaign season either. I just felt that this place had kind of run its course for me and the new moderation policy only exacerbated that feeling. I pretty much only come here now if I am craving politics and have exhausted the content out of various news and opinion cites that I frequent.
I still like this place and many of the people who post here, but visiting this site has become a much lower priority than it used to be for me.
So, even though I am technically "back", you likely won't see nearly as many comments from me than what I was doing in the past.
#120 | Posted by JeffJ at 2013-03-01 05:36 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Thank you, Mastop.
Rcade is fine - even if he had left the moderation policy alone I likely would have taken my lengthy time-out.
#121 | Posted by JeffJ at 2013-03-01 05:39 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I just had a VERY disturbing thought. How can we be CERTAIN that Kanrei isn't just an alternate moniker for DixvilleNotch? Rcade, is this one more poster trying to sneak around your 'no posting while on forced vacation' rule?
#122 | Posted by moder8 at 2013-03-01 05:39 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Have a great weekend, all.
#123 | Posted by JeffJ at 2013-03-01 05:40 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
That was just me watching my old Aerobicise VHS tapes. It wasn't personal.
#124 | Posted by rcade at 2013-03-01 05:43 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#122 An attorney? Lawdy. Rcade welcomed him back. Rcade had to reinstate him. Geez where are your skillz?
#125 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-01 05:59 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
www.schnittshow.com
#126 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-01 06:02 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#126 NEVER MIND. Won't link. It was funny goat sounds.
#127 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-01 06:03 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Quote of the day:
Biden Obama: "I Never Want To Make Myself 100% Clear With You Guys"
#128 | Posted by KBM at 2013-03-01 06:04 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"This is a real downer----you think you get rid one of them and they reappear."
Okay, I'll give that one a FF.
#129 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2013-03-01 06:17 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"worthy of Norma Desmond herself."
"It's the blogs that got small"
#130 | Posted by Harry_Powell at 2013-03-01 06:28 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
So if a thread is closed for comments, is it still possible to flag a post?
Directly related question, I flag a post by proceeding to the "preview comment" page. Is there another way to do it?
#131 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2013-03-01 06:52 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Wakey, wakey.
#132 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-01 07:45 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
The Eurythmics--Here Comes the Rain Again www.youtube.com
#133 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-01 07:55 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#133 Say it ani't so.
#134 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-01 07:57 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Re # 132 choose your flag and hit "F5"
#135 | Posted by donnerboy at 2013-03-01 07:57 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
A little, and it's getting chilly out. Brrrrrr!
Gracie, you got a recipe for those Cuban Chicken thingies? I looked them up and they look pretty good.
#136 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-01 07:58 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I nominate Maxine Waters for Treasury Secretary;
dailycaller.com
#137 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 08:16 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Lou Reed...little bit of Bruce.
#138 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 08:17 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Devo--Pink Pussycat www.youtube.com
#139 | Posted by madscientist at 2013-03-01 08:18 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Yes there is.
#141 | Posted by nullifidian at 2013-03-01 08:37 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
and i second that motion
#142 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 08:37 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Well, I'm going to a gun show tomorrow to pick up some mags for my .40. After that I'm going to buy a couple of silver bullion coins from my favorite shop.
Good ole American activities.
#143 | Posted by boaz at 2013-03-01 08:43 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Yep, hurry up and get those mags..Black Helicopters coming for you....look under your bed.
#144 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 08:47 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
be careful..under the bed might be a priest
#145 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 08:50 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
ANOTHER LIE FROM BARAK OBAMA
WHEN will he learn that he can't just LIE to the american people and get away with it ANYMORE....
twitchy.com
#146 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 09:08 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#137. I nominate you as King Idiot.
#140 | Posted by drewinnj at 2
HE'S GOT you here matsop.......
I mean who can argue with this logic....he doesn't like the PROVEN TRUTH and wow did he EVER make you look silly....
cause I mean it's OBVIOUS that you are RACIST and a SEXIST expecting a black democrat woman to know such trivial details..I mean she was ONLY several MILLION OFF....
#147 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 09:11 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
dude, i told you about the cap lock and why it sticks. relax
#148 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 09:19 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
I was going to make a comment about having ONE hand being stronger than the other but I WOULD NEVER DO THat.........
#150 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 09:31 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#145 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-
OMG !!!
I almost chuckled at a joke from YOU....... ha ha
#151 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 09:32 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
OMG? what are you 15?
#152 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 09:43 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Hey AFKABL2..want One Direction tickets?
#153 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 09:49 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
yeah...almost had a moment of congeniality there and you blow it..
so is it true that at bradly manning hearings a member of seal team six is going to testify that they found INFO FROM HIM in ben laden's house..
did I hear that right?
#156 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 10:01 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
go ahead big OMG dude ..post your references ..One Direction is waiting
#157 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 10:04 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
#156 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 10:01 PM | Reply
Yes you did.
#159 | Posted by matsop at 2013-03-01 10:04 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
not info FROM manning but information he had give..
if true..THAT story is over and out
#160 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 10:05 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
you said OMG.. you got nothing, dude. own it.
#161 | Posted by drewinnj at 2013-03-01 10:06 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
so drew....I guess you agree with RODMAN then??? that he LIKE his father and grandfather..that the little XXX in north korea is a "great leader' ??
AND orielly just said that rodman NOW will be the next host on MSNBC
#162 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 10:08 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
okay I'll have to give you that one...but I learned to write TO my audience...
#163 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 10:08 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
BUT how do you explain dising me on that and end it with calling me
DUDE....
we should both be ashamed
#164 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 10:09 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
AAHHHH BERNIE MCGURK
rodman to north korea
TYSON to syria
and GARY BUSSY TO iran
lol
#165 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-03-01 10:11 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Yeah sure Joe, buy a shotgun. And don't forget to shoot through the door before you identify your target; Worked for Oscar Pistorius.
#174 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2013-03-02 02:15 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
12 gauge vs AR 15 the Biden Challenge Published on Feb 22, 2013
Joe Biden says women only need a double barrel shot gun, not an AR 15. Fire Arms Friday puts that to the test.
LOL!!
Yeah, I trust our government to keep me safe.
Not.
#175 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2013-03-02 02:19 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"I flag a post by proceeding to the "preview comment" page. Is there another way to do it?"
Just refresh the screen, F5 usually, or click the refresh icon.
#176 | Posted by nullifidian at 2013-03-02 07:37 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
Crap it's cold. Where is Golbull Warming when you need it?
#177 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-03-02 09:55 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"Crap it's cold. Where is Golbull Warming when you need it?"
Good of you to out yourself as scientifically illiterate.
#178 | Posted by nullifidian at 2013-03-02 10:05 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
"Joe Biden says women only need a double barrel shot gun, not an AR 15."
Here are a bunch of the women in his family undergoing shotgun training by Uncle Joe....
www.ijreview.com
#179 | Posted by jestgettinalong at 2013-03-02 10:23 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusive
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