"Though I cannot divulge his name, I can tell you that he's an extremely reliable, high-level government source, and thus far everything he's told me about how I'm no longer a salient or even particularly respected journalistic figure completely checks out," Woodward told reporters, describing a late-night parking garage rendezvous in which the Washington Post editor was purportedly told to "follow the writing."

"My source assured me that once I read my careless reporting on the Iraq war, my exaggerated interviews, and my exploitative and inaccurate account of the recent sequestration situation, it would be abundantly clear that my influence in the field has substantially waned since Watergate. And he's right. It's all true."