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Friday, February 22, 2013

A Michigan man told police that burglars broke into his home Tuesday and stole his porn collection, which dated back to the 1970s and was valued at $7,500. I had a collection that had every African American that's ever been in porn, from the '70s up until now," said Earlie Johnson. "My collection was the best in Michigan -- a guy in Connecticut told me that. ... I'm not no scum bag guy, pervert, or nothing like that -- I just thought it was cool to own my own porn collection. It keeps my relationship fresh and tight, and I learn stuff that I can use on her."

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I had a collection that had every African American that's ever been in porn, from the '70s up until now... ... I'm not no... pervert"

uhhhhhh.

You kind of are.

That being said the perp is a perv and a jerk.

#1 | Posted by Tor at 2013-02-22 06:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm smart enough to keep my porn stored online...

#2 | Posted by American1st at 2013-02-22 06:31 PM | Reply | Flag:

Johnson likes the johnsons.

#3 | Posted by coyote at 2013-02-22 07:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

www.urbandictionary.com

I would like to apologize for posting the aforementioned link in the spirit of haste.

#4 | Posted by coyote at 2013-02-22 08:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

Crikey I could've been rich!

#5 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2013-02-22 08:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

Some of those old Playboy's are worth ALOT of money.

#6 | Posted by boaz at 2013-02-22 09:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

This has got to be the saddest story I have ever seen posted. Thanks for sharing this!

#7 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-02-22 11:35 PM | Reply | Flag:

I love that this guy and his fiance discuss this without an ounce of shame.

#8 | Posted by rcade at 2013-02-23 10:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

An odd collection but it was his to collect and nobody had the right to steal it.

I love that this guy and his fiance discuss this without an ounce of shame.

Yes. Respect to these folks.

My grandpa had classical Persian and Indo-Pak porn collection which he donated to a library.

Like it or not, such stuff is part of our literature (read Omar Khayam sometime) and can be pretty valuable.

#9 | Posted by Rigel at 2013-02-23 01:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

The only shame I could see if he owned a bible! Why would anyone want to bring that filth into their home?

But that's me

#10 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-02-23 02:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'd almost wish I had my dad's collection from the 1950s through 1980s but those Barnyard follies and Tracy Lords would make that too dangerous. I'll never forget how the most religious buddies fixated on those during the stag parties. Prohibition works, just stupid-backwards. And too bad about John Holmes. At least Ron Jeremy healthy again. I especially enjoyed him on Big Brother with Tammy Fae - they were an amazing pair, and yea that was 'pornographic' in that you'll never see THOSE episodes again.

#11 | Posted by reitze at 2013-02-23 09:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

At least Ron Jeremy is healthy again.

#11 | Posted by reitze at 2013-02-23 09:42 PM
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Yes, I'm sure our nation is breathing a collective sigh of artistic relief in knowing that Mr. Jeremy and his infamous part can now go back to work once more. Pfffftttt.

#12 | Posted by CalifChris at 2013-02-23 10:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

Mr. Jeremy

For a guy that ugly how on earth did he ever become a porn "legend"?

#13 | Posted by Rigel at 2013-02-23 10:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

might have someting to do with the 12 inches he packs

or so I heard

#14 | Posted by truthhurts at 2013-02-23 10:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

He also claims to be one of the very few people on this earth who can suck himself off.

What the hell does such a man want to go into porn for?

#15 | Posted by Rigel at 2013-02-24 12:05 AM | Reply | Flag:

(old joke)

Question: Why do dogs suck themselves off and humans don't?

Answer: Because they can.

hahahahahahahahahaha

#16 | Posted by Rigel at 2013-02-24 12:34 AM | Reply | Flag:

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