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Friday, February 22, 2013

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Wild weather in the Panhandle.

#1 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-02-22 12:23 PM | Reply | Flag:

Chaa?

#2 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2013-02-22 12:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

What a great day, I have already broken 7 out of 10 Commandments today and I barely left the house

#3 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2013-02-22 12:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

Oh you are so boned! =P

#4 | Posted by Daniel at 2013-02-22 12:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

This took place on the BYU campus. If any high school kids are reading this, apply there now. If any parents who have a daughter in college, call her now and tell her she shouldn't be so trusting.

www.youtube.com

#5 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2013-02-22 12:31 PM | Reply | Flag:

I stopped listening to 'the news' right after the last election. My mind, like an infected pimple purged all the corrupt agents, so that now i exist in a state of continuous blissful consciousness.

I refuse, therefore, to engage in anything anymore, that pretends to be something it is not, or pretends to not be something it is.

#6 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-02-22 12:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

( yawn)

DANGNABBIT...

tired after close to three weeks of vacation on the BEACHES and judging bikini team tryouts...

so anything going on around this place?

OH WAIT>..I forgot that I took a farewell picture of my three assistants....I tried spending one day with each but just gave up and all four of us 'HUNG" out.......

thechive.files.wordpress.com

any questions? just notice the SATISFIED GRINS on each.......

#7 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-02-22 12:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

oops sorry...but I told my girls I would give them a shoutout..

DR posters..

please say hello to

ethel/lucy AND thelma and louise AND MY FAV On the right..those..I MEAN they are carrie and Miranda...who all had a great time with

MR> BIG !!!

#8 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-02-22 12:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

Babble, haven't you heard, rcade no longer permits satire or fake news links.

#9 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-02-22 12:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

or mentioning people by name

#10 | Posted by MUSTANG at 2013-02-22 12:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

The Nooner for Friday February 22, 2013. A place to discuss the stories that aren't making news, ask questions about how the site is run, or just mess around. Be nice or be funny

its not your fault...its been oh...somewhere CLOSE to three weeks or so since there was some posts that were 'creative, humorous and done so without using another poster as the topic of ridicule or insult anyone....

but I understand how you could miss that since there's been little of that for , as I said, about three weeks..

HEY THATS the time I WAS at the beach with my women.,.....coincidence huh?

#11 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-02-22 12:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Babble, haven't you heard, rcade no longer permits satire or fake news links.

#9 | POSTED BY KUDZU AT 2013-02-22 12:47 PM | FLAG:

Or pictures with fake tatas in them.

#12 | Posted by hoser at 2013-02-22 12:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

#6 KUDZU
Sounds like the red pill.

#13 | Posted by Whizzo at 2013-02-22 12:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Babble, haven't you heard, rcade no longer permits satire or fake news links.

#9 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-02-22 12:47 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag:

or mentioning people by name

#10 | Posted by MUSTANG at 2013-02-22 12:47 PM | Reply

This place is becoming like the federal government and all the regulations. Does Rcade have an internal link with the list of "can dos and can't dos". I got to wrap my arms around all this.

#14 | Posted by matsop at 2013-02-22 12:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

Kudzu is the kind of guy you'd really like to run into sometime -- when he's walking and you're driving a car.

#15 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-02-22 01:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

You do not use your mind, your mind uses you.

Your mind, in an unenlightened state, has no ability to live in the 'now'. It can only live in the past or in the idealized future. Can the mind exist without consciousness? No. Can consciousness exist without the mind? Yes.

So, consciousness is not your mind, but modern man let's his consciousness be affected by his mind, and the so-called authorities who only want to infect your minds, for their own purposes.

You mind only wants to try to make sense of things, and if you allow it to control you, it will put your past on a continuous playback loop, to where people actually think their past defines them. These same people will also say things like, 'in the future, when X happens, everything will be better'.

This is what the manipulators prey on. How do you stop the manipulators? You can't, but you can teach your mind to 1)live in the now, 2)ignore the agents who want to manipulate you. When they have no market with you, they will stop.

Your mind is a separate entity from 'the conscious you'. Listen to your mind but let your conscious be your guide. Modern man has developed a superior ability to think, but to what end? Every negative aspect of life has increased along with it.

The hard part is learning how to 'not think' but rather, 'to be', and most notably, 'to be in the now'.

#17 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-02-22 01:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

#17

Whoa! That's some heavy mind warpage there, but accurate.

#18 | Posted by Daniel at 2013-02-22 01:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

When I was a child I had a fever. My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I've got that feeling once again. I can't explain, you would not understand. This is not how I am.

#19 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-02-22 01:21 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'll bet this involves a third eye somehow.

#20 | Posted by Huguenot at 2013-02-22 01:23 PM | Reply | Flag:

"The hard part is learning how to 'not think' but rather, 'to be', and most notably, 'to be in the now'."

Ram Dass? Eckhard Tolle? Siddhartha Gautama?

#21 | Posted by nullifidian at 2013-02-22 01:23 PM | Reply | Flag:

I am what I am and that's all that I am. -Popeye

#22 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-02-22 01:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

#21 | Posted by nullifidian

Why ask a question to which you already know the answer?

Actually, I posted this specifically for you and a few others.

#23 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-02-22 01:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

I am what I am and that's all that I am. -Popeye

#22 | Posted by wisgod

Actually, on a philosophical level, popeye's statement is very enlightening.

It is even more enlightening that Descartes, who said, 'I think,
therefore I am'. That is completely false.

And i'm not joking.

#24 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-02-22 01:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

Woot. Lipzy is here. Long time no see!

#25 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-02-22 01:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Why ask a question to which you already know the answer?"

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

#26 | Posted by nullifidian at 2013-02-22 01:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sorry, but the rules of this site are at an undisclosed location and not available to the pubic.

Maybe Rcade could conveniently "leak" a "white paper."

#27 | Posted by et_al at 2013-02-22 01:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

Remember, now, be here now
As its not like it was before.
The past, was, be here now
As its not like it was before - it was

Why try to live a life,
That isn't real,
No how
A mind, that wants to wander,
round a corner,
Is an unwise mind

Now, is, be here now
And its not what it was before,
Remember, now, be here now
As its not like it was before - it was

-Jai Raj Harisein

#28 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2013-02-22 01:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

Actually, on a philosophical level, popeye's statement is very enlightening.
Posted by kudzu

Yeah, but "I'm strong to finich cause I eats me Spinich" has no clinical merit.

#29 | Posted by wisgod at 2013-02-22 01:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

#26

Sound of one hand clapping = 'fap, fap, fap'.

#30 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-02-22 01:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

Babble, haven't you heard, rcade no longer permits satire or fake news links.

Incorrect. What I said was that those links need to be posted with an indication that they're fake, such as using the word "Satire" in the headline or "Onion" for stories from The Onion.

#31 | Posted by rcade at 2013-02-22 02:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

Hi gracie. I hope you are well. I can't stay long, this place has become more boring than my grandmother on Matlock marathon days.

#32 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-02-22 02:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

#31 Rcade- my statement was satire. Sorry i forgot to file the proper forms.

#33 | Posted by kudzu at 2013-02-22 02:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

Pope John Vlll was really a Woman

An English missionary, who lived in Mainz live was a daughter, Johanna. When she was 12 she fell in love with a monk She left the parental house, dressed as a boy and entered the convent to be live with her lover. Later Johanna went to Rome. Continue to be a man disguised himself and worked as a notary. The students and philosophers honored her. The Cardinals and noticed that she versed in theology. When Pope Leo IV. died in 855 Johanna was elected his successor. When it turned out that the pope was a woman the Catholic Church did everything to hide the traces. Immediately after her death, inaugurated the new Pope, Benedict III. And 15 years later when the next pope chosen the John name, they didn't get the John IX, but he initiated under name John VIII.

So isn't it time for another Woman Pope?

#34 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-02-22 02:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

"those links need to be posted with an indication that they're fake, such as using the word "Satire""

Which defeats the entertainment value of watching people's reactions. I doubt if any more Onion or Borowitz threads will be created as long as that policy is in place.

#35 | Posted by nullifidian at 2013-02-22 02:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

Look it up!

#37 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-02-22 02:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

This must be the NEW Nooner Rcade said sucks and did not delete himself for not being PG13.

#38 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-02-22 02:23 PM | Reply | Flag:

Since Kudzu and a few others object, I'm going to let users decide whether fake news should be labeled as satire or not. Here's the link to take the poll:

www.drudge.com

#39 | Posted by rcade at 2013-02-22 02:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

On days that we get furloughed, when you are home, use your home email address to send a note to your Senator/Congressman and the White house telling them to get their act together.

#40 | Posted by Warlock66 at 2013-02-22 02:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yes write to your Congressman and Senators. Tell them you want the same rights as our Muslim brother's and sister's you want multi marriages now.

Isn't it time for real freedom!

#41 | Posted by truthteller101 at 2013-02-22 02:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

Most fake news that isn't coming from The Onion is complete crap. The jokes aren't funny. The points are ham-handed. After letting that be posted here for years, I decided enough was enough. Satire must be labeled in a way that makes it clear the story is fake.

#64 | Posted by rcade at 2013-02-22 11:48 AM | Reply | Flag:

BUT LINKS to NBC are still OK LOL, even though we ALL Know they EDIT,,,

that's where the WARNING label should be,,,

NBC LINK >>> WARNING DANGER DANGER SEE actual transcript because we edit lie,,,

Hasta,,,

P.S you said the word crap too,,,

#42 | Posted by ATaxpayer at 2013-02-22 02:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

psst...( TAXPAYER) pssstt

you were supposed to wait just a little longer..

hee hee

#43 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-02-22 03:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

" Does Rcade have an internal link with the list of "can dos and can't dos". I got to wrap my arms around all this."

Sorry, but the rules of this site are at an undisclosed location and not available to the pubic.

#16 | Posted by nullifidian at 2013-02-22 01:03 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag:

it's a technique I used in schools...there were specific proceedures in the classroom that were known to all as they were posted and discussed but the main one was that all students would always be gentlemen or ladies...THEN I DECIDED what sort of thigs those sort of people do and dont do...

so you see rcade is using a smart technique cause it works...I WAS NOT going to mention that it works best with middle school students and then I got to thinking about some of the post here and well...lets just let that comment ride... ha ha......

#44 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-02-22 03:14 PM | Reply | Flag:

William Dudley, the head of the New York Fed, wants Congress to grant the Central Bank extraordinary new powers to deal with future financial system emergencies like the bank run that followed Lehman Brothers collapse in September 2008. Dudley's concern is about a little-noticed piece of the 2010 Dodd-Frank Act that actually reduced the central bank's authority in one crucial area: its ability to provide emergency funding to strapped financial firms. And Congress should be applauded for that action.

TARP was unpopular. The bailouts were unpopular. People don't like the idea of handing over free money to crooked bankers every time they get themselves into trouble.

Yet Dudley seems genuinely puzzled by the fact that our democratic system is not supposed to proffer unlimited "power of the purse" to the swinish agents of the robber class at the central bank. The system has gotten so convoluted that journalists cannot even recall earlier times when policy was set by the elected representatives of the people and the banks played a subordinate role.

The NY Fed, and thus Timothy Geithner, were at a minimum massively derelict in the performance of their duties, and may well be culpable in aiding and abetting Lehman in accounting fraud and Sarbox violations…at a minimum, the NY Fed helped perpetuate a fraud on investors and counterparties. This pattern further suggests the Fed, which by its charter is tasked to promote the safety and soundness of the banking system, instead, via its collusion with Lehman management, operated to protect particular actors to the detriment of the public at large. And most important, it says that the NY Fed, and likely Geithner himself, undermined, perhaps even violated, laws designed to protect investors and markets.

Big Wall Street banks, who are the Fed's primary constituents, have fought any changes to the existing system tooth and nail. They don't give a ratsass whether the markets crash or not. What they care about is boosting quarterly profits so they can add a few zeros onto the Xmas bonus check.

The Fed does what it wants, when it wants. It answers to no one, which is why their books still remain closed to public inspection despite the myriad legal challenges to pry them open.

Here's a novel idea: Why not just fix the system? Why not create regulations that actually work, that increase stability and make the system safer?

#45 | Posted by nutcase at 2013-02-22 05:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

I think I have to fart.

Yep.

#46 | Posted by coyote at 2013-02-22 05:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sorry to kill the room.

#47 | Posted by coyote at 2013-02-22 05:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

psst...( TAXPAYER) pssstt

you were supposed to wait just a little longer..

hee hee

#43 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2013-02-22 03:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

I really thought it was DAMN FUNNY >>>

... and I told MR BIG that in a two sentance email,,,

Oh well OOps darn and heck,,,

,,,

#48 | Posted by ATaxpayer at 2013-02-22 05:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

Crap what's this smell?

#49 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-02-22 05:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Oh Coyote farted, never mind.

#50 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2013-02-22 06:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

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