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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Woman Butt-Dials Mate from Lover's House

A woman snuck out on her live-in boyfriend and accidentally butt dialed him while at the home of another man, leading to a stabbing, a pistol whipping and criminal charges for all three. Jamie Sniffen, 39, of Cortlandt, N.Y., watched as the two men fought, her boyfriend Allen Slavin allegedly stabbed and pistol whipped her obese paramour Lawrence Graff and Graff attacked Slavin with a stereo speaker. "Evidently, Al punctured Larry's liver," Sniffen said. "I don't understand how that could happen because Larry is huge. He's like 600 pounds."

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AH! 'Aint love great, er GRAND!

#1 | Posted by dogen at 2013-02-20 07:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

Upon further reflection, I do not wish to comment.

#2 | Posted by coyote at 2013-02-20 07:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

The longer these "people" are out of the gene pool the better.

#3 | Posted by Tor at 2013-02-20 07:32 PM | Reply | Flag:

Whore this is KARMA, "What gos around comes around" is on the phone for you.

#4 | Posted by zack991 at 2013-02-20 07:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

kick her ass to the curb.

#5 | Posted by AuntieSocial at 2013-02-20 07:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

AH! 'Aint love great, er GRAND!

#1 | Posted by dogen

0.6 grand......

#6 | Posted by Greatamerican at 2013-02-20 07:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

Jamie Sniffen???

I'll bet she takes a lot of flack for that name.

#7 | Posted by eberly at 2013-02-20 08:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

Jamie will be "sniffling", Larry will need a skin "graft", and Allen will be "slaving" in the pen.

#8 | Posted by matsop at 2013-02-20 08:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

I wonder if Larry is the Larry we all knew and loved.

#9 | Posted by matsop at 2013-02-20 08:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

This is the best thing that ever happened!

#10 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2013-02-20 08:23 PM | Reply | Flag:

#9

only if he moved 2,000 miles from where he used to live.

#11 | Posted by eberly at 2013-02-20 08:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

This is the best thing that ever happened!

#10 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2013-02-20 08:23 PM | Reply

Hotsauce and Sniffen----now there's a potential combination for the Johnny.

#12 | Posted by matsop at 2013-02-20 08:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

#9 | Posted by matsop
"I wonder if Larry is the Larry we all knew and loved."

Guess Larry weighed mohr than we thought.

#13 | Posted by TheTom at 2013-02-20 08:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

#9

only if he moved 2,000 miles from where he used to live.

#11 | Posted by eberly at 2013-02-20 08:25 PM | Reply |

Now eberly, since you're a DR aficionado, whatever happened to Larry?

#14 | Posted by matsop at 2013-02-20 08:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Guess Larry weighed mohr than we thought."

#13 | Posted by TheTom at 2013-02-20 08:38 PM | Reply | Flag: FF!!!

#15 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2013-02-20 08:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

Guess Larry weighed mohr than we thought.

#13 | Posted by TheTom at 2013-02-20 08:38 PM | Reply |

Funny. Thanks for answering another question I had.

#16 | Posted by matsop at 2013-02-20 08:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

I don't know, Mat.

a couple of years ago, he said he was going to move to a college town and enroll full-time in college.

Not sure if he is still there or what.

Has he posted for a while? another username perhaps? (although I think he would be easy to spot) :-)

#17 | Posted by eberly at 2013-02-20 08:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

#17 | Posted by eberly at 2013-02-20 08:44 PM | Reply

Thanks, I always envisioned him as being a progeny of the buffalo hump.

#18 | Posted by matsop at 2013-02-20 08:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

I can see why the guy flipped: left for a 600 pound guy???

#19 | Posted by Diablo at 2013-02-20 10:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm just completely flabbergasted. She was cheating WITH the 600 pounder?

Has Chris Christie weighed in on the matter?

#20 | Posted by zeropointnrg at 2013-02-20 11:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

Mohr is what SHE NEEDED!

#21 | Posted by AuntieSocial at 2013-02-21 12:43 AM | Reply | Flag:

This is BIG news!

#22 | Posted by cbob at 2013-02-21 12:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

Eberly, WHAt do you meaN by sayiNG it woulD be eaSy to spot lARRy's wriTIng ?????

#23 | Posted by cbob at 2013-02-21 12:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Women's butts sure do get them in trouble a lot.

#24 | Posted by donnerboy at 2013-02-21 02:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

Does this 600-pound boyfriend make my butt look big?

#25 | Posted by cbob at 2013-02-21 02:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

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