Is the Obama administration preparing to give prisoners at Guantanamo Bay GI Bill benefits as part of a plan to "completely crush their souls with bureaucracy?" Wired Magazine reports that Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell's office asked the Pentagon that very question after a constituent sounded the alarm.

The problem? That far-fetched notion came from a story on the satirical site "The Duffel Blog," a military-focused answer to The Onion.