Large Naked Woman Stomps Car | Drudge Retort

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Large Naked Woman Stomps Car

A heavyset, naked woman who had been removed from a San Francisco railway line Wednesday threw off a blanket covering up her nude body, walked onto the hood of a car and stomped on the windshield. "She walks directly to me," said driver John Knight. "She walks up the hood of my car. And she begins stomping on my windshield, completely naked." The blog SFist has a picture (warning: contains nudity).

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Speechless and a bit nauseous.

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Authorities said the woman appears to be mentally disturbed, possibly stemming from spending too much time posting on a website known as the "Drudge Retort" as the user, Axe.

#1 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2012-02-26 03:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

Liked the "what the hell...?" expression shown on the driver's face as the crazy lady stomps on the hood of his car .

#2 | Posted by CalifChris at 2012-02-26 03:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

Is she seeing anyone?

#3 | Posted by rcade at 2012-02-26 03:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

When is the government going to do something about large naked women?

#4 | Posted by Diablo at 2012-02-26 03:31 PM | Reply | Flag:

Liked the "what the hell...?" expression shown on the driver's face as the crazy lady stomps on the hood of his car .

#2 | POSTED BY CALIFCHRIS

Me too. Looks like he's thinking "Ahhhhhhhhh....female Sasquatch!!!"

#5 | Posted by justanoversight at 2012-02-26 03:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

When is the government going to do something about large naked women?

Bill Clinton did. Clothe 'em and give them an AG spot. Or give 'em a cigar to play with.

#6 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-26 03:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

Liked the "what the hell...?" expression shown on the driver's face as the crazy lady stomps on the hood of his car .

#2 | POSTED BY CALIFCHRIS

Me too. Looks like he's thinking "Ahhhhhhhhh....female Sasquatch!!!"

#5 | Posted by justanoversight at 2012-02-26 03:34 PM | Reply

He's probably thinking "nice pair of Nike's".

#7 | Posted by matsop at 2012-02-26 03:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

Another Crazy Homeless person attacks a car!

www.ebaumsworld.com

#8 | Posted by Monstman at 2012-02-26 03:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

=Is she seeing anyone?

Crispee called Dibs already.

#9 | Posted by Corky at 2012-02-26 03:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Knight says he won't press charges because, well, she's unhinged."

An "unhinged" person doesn't leave their shoes on when they have serious/important work to be done. The driver must have told her he had something for her.

www.youtube.com

#10 | Posted by matsop at 2012-02-26 03:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Crispee called Dibs already.

#9 | Posted by Corky at 2012-02-26 03:51 PM | Reply

Dibs must be Corky's real name.

#11 | Posted by matsop at 2012-02-26 03:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

#6 LMMFAO

#12 | Posted by justanoversight at 2012-02-26 04:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

Usually San Francisco pedestrians are in better shape.

#13 | Posted by rightisright at 2012-02-26 04:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

Owner of car didn't press charges because
she was "unhinged".

Yea. Wait until she decides to stomp
on a Prius.

#14 | Posted by Bellatrix at 2012-02-26 04:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

Whatever the drug, it is a hellava drug!!

#15 | Posted by fresno500 at 2012-02-26 04:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

We can ascertain it wasn't bOoB driving the car since there is no antenna to be seen for defensive maneuvers.

#16 | Posted by matsop at 2012-02-26 05:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

#16 gets an FF

#17 | Posted by Tedly at 2012-02-26 05:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Nothing turns me on like the sight of an obese woman crushing a car with her bare feet."
~Reitze

#18 | Posted by Dr_Icepick at 2012-02-26 07:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

Is she seeing anyone?
#3 | Posted by rcade at 2012-02-26 03:30 PM

#19 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2012-02-26 08:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

the guy should have whipped out his antenae

#20 | Posted by truthhurts at 2012-02-26 09:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

so THAT is what happened to nanc

#21 | Posted by truthhurts at 2012-02-26 09:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

I was gonna say it's patriotwoman's little sister, but there's no way I can top Truthy.

#22 | Posted by northguy3 at 2012-02-26 09:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

Another life changing event hits the media, with grave policy implications.

#23 | Posted by nutcase at 2012-02-26 09:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Why did Bab Bushs' secret service detail let her get away?

#24 | Posted by northguy3 at 2012-02-26 10:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

There's something you don't see everyday...Thank God!

#25 | Posted by MURPHY at 2012-02-26 10:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

Was it a silver back?

#26 | Posted by upyours7 at 2012-02-26 10:35 PM | Reply | Flag:

John Knight is gonna need to do some trauma work around this. Not because he got his windshield smashed, but because he got an eye-full of the gunt.

Gunt: www.urbandictionary.com

#27 | Posted by justanoversight at 2012-02-26 10:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

oh i wish that would happen to me. i would just put it in reverse and gun it, watch her roll backwards and hit her stupid head on the ground.

#28 | Posted by sendeth at 2012-02-26 10:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

That was nothing.

Nekkid Michelle Obama would've holed the car easy.

#29 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-26 11:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

You always hear about these things but you never "see" them. Wish I could "unsee" it now...

#30 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2012-02-26 11:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

I heard the woman just wanted to offer her labia as mudflaps.

(The voices made me post this. Sorry.)

#31 | Posted by justanoversight at 2012-02-26 11:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

I heard the woman just wanted to offer her labia as mudflaps.

You do realize that you are now obligated to provide this site with as much mind bleach as necessary, don't you?

#32 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-26 11:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

Quite obsessed, aren't you, axecrement? LOL

#33 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-26 11:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

Rcade,
Since you changed my headline I'm just wondering: How do you know she was angry?

#34 | Posted by justanoversight at 2012-02-26 11:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Since you changed my headline I'm just wondering: How do you know she was angry?

He probably meant "mad" as in crazy.

Sane people don't behave that way.

#35 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-26 11:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

#37 LOL

#36 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 12:01 AM | Reply | Flag:

I'll start paying you back.

ooooooooh!

#37 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 12:01 AM | Reply | Flag:

Axe.... I really think you are losing it.

You aren't in the same league. You aren't even in the same building. Hell, you aren't even on the same planet.

If you can get any more pathetic, they would start making footballs out of your hide.

#38 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-27 12:05 AM | Reply | Flag:

I ignored you for the most part and you still stalked me.

Like you started stalking me on the Nooner, for no reason at all?

Laddie... if *I* start on you, you'll not know where to run.

#39 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-27 12:07 AM | Reply | Flag:

It's funny how axecrement accuses me of stalking him, but go look at how many times "goatman" appears in his blog for the last month that i didn't even post! Look how many times he has accused me of being (i think it's up to 5 now) other posters during that time and continuing.

Not only is he obsessed with execrement, he is highly delusional.

What a very odd little man. Little wonder he is a leftie. And odd the left accepts his behaviour as normal.

#40 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 12:11 AM | Reply | Flag:

Tosser is talkin like the bitch he has become...

Wake the hell up Tosser! Yer 72 virgians are done tapped in the ass muther fucker...!

#41 | Posted by Beachbuzz at 2012-02-27 12:13 AM | Reply | Flag:

72 ? You are a fool to think Obamma hasn't skanked them bitches...

#42 | Posted by Beachbuzz at 2012-02-27 12:16 AM | Reply | Flag:

I know what kind of a person he is.

More interested in hanging around the tool sheds and the girls' toilets than being in chemistry class.

I've seen the type. I used to beat up a rat like that in the good old school days.

#43 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-27 12:19 AM | Reply | Flag:

#46

Glad to see we are on the same page.

So now what?

#44 | Posted by Beachbuzz at 2012-02-27 12:27 AM | Reply | Flag:

Glad to see we are on the same page.

I wuz talking to Goatee, not you.

Bugger off, would you?

#45 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-27 12:29 AM | Reply | Flag:

Really?

You fuck off first then I will fuck off.

Got it Pakistan?

#46 | Posted by Beachbuzz at 2012-02-27 12:33 AM | Reply | Flag:

Yawn.... filed under "desperate for attention".

#47 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-27 12:34 AM | Reply | Flag:

Website file updated:

rk3j62lk.pen.io

Look under "Desperate for attention".

#48 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-27 12:37 AM | Reply | Flag:

Yawn...got your attention bitch.

Thumb yer nose and such...guess you aren't paying attention.

Any who, going to bed....caio.

#49 | Posted by Beachbuzz at 2012-02-27 12:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

Yawn...got your attention bitch.

For about half a minute.

It took me that long to file you.

Now run off, like you are supposed to.... that's a good lad. LOL

#50 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-27 12:41 AM | Reply | Flag:

So Goat and me are the same guy?

Whatever.

If it helps you swallow your pudding.....

#51 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-27 12:45 AM | Reply | Flag:

You are there too now.

Congratulations!

rk3j62lk.pen.io

#52 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-27 12:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

Hey you dumb fuck...don't judge a book by its cover.

#53 | Posted by Beachbuzz at 2012-02-27 12:48 AM | Reply | Flag:

No offense Dethspud.

#54 | Posted by axe at 2012-02-27 12:52 AM | Reply | Flag:

So Goat and me are the same guy?

Whatever.

If it helps you swallow your pudding.....

#55 | Posted by Tosser

Yes, we are. We are also (remind me of the rest, axecrement? I can't keep track) LOL

#55 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 12:58 AM | Reply | Flag:

Axe, I live in Pakistan. I am not goatman. He lives in the US

#56 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 01:02 AM | Reply | Flag:

Keep yer axecrement to your self.

What a fucking liberal hack.

Meanwhile, back to the real world...

#57 | Posted by Beachbuzz at 2012-02-27 01:03 AM | Reply | Flag:

There you go.

Happy?

#58 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-27 01:03 AM | Reply | Flag:

oops, I slipped again! I meant to send the last post from my 'tosser' PC. I got it confused with my baysideindc PC for a second, then my gracieamazed one.

I can't keep track.

You got me, axe.

LOL

#59 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 01:03 AM | Reply | Flag:

Ooooo.... Axecrement is like the Sherlock Holmes of 21st century!

#60 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-27 01:07 AM | Reply | Flag:

23 out of 65

23 out of 65 what, axecrement? Your mind is much to small for me to read. Please complete your sentences if you wish to make any sense.

#61 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 01:22 AM | Reply | Flag:

Since you changed my headline I'm just wondering: How do you know she was angry?

Good point. But if she's not angry, what did the windshield ever do to her?

#62 | Posted by rcade at 2012-02-27 08:39 AM | Reply | Flag:

But if she's not angry, what did the windshield ever do to her?

#63 | POSTED BY RCADE

Who knows? Bad childhood experience with windshields. Or maybe Jeebus was telling her to send all windshields to heaven. Anyhow, I think a more accurate description of her behavior is psychotic.

#63 | Posted by justanoversight at 2012-02-27 11:28 AM | Reply | Flag:

Was it a silver back?

#26 | Posted by upyours7 at 2012-02-26 10:35 PM

I think she'a R.I.N.O! ha ha

#64 | Posted by ThePhantom at 2012-02-27 02:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

Holy shit Moder8 finally surfaced.

#65 | Posted by fishpaw at 2012-02-27 04:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

Since you changed my headline I'm just wondering: How do you know she was angry?

Good point. But if she's not angry, what did the windshield ever do to her?

#63 | Posted by rcade

Maybe she saw her reflection in it and decided it had to go.

#66 | Posted by donnerboy at 2012-02-27 04:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

#37 LOL

#36 | Posted by goatman

#67 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 04:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

Looks like Rex was especially pissed off with this suspension.

#68 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 04:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

Here comes the 50 Ft. Queenie (PJ Harvey)

#69 | Posted by reitze at 2012-02-27 09:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

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