Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Saturday, February 25, 2012

A banker reportedly left a one percent tip on an $133 meal at a Newport Beach, Calif., restaurant last week in defiance of "the 99 percent," according to a blog published by his dining companion. The blog, which included a photo of the receipt, has since been taken offline. "Mention the '99%' in my boss' presence and feel his wrath," the blogger wrote. "So proudly does he wear his 1% badge of honor that he tips exactly 1% every time he feels the server doesn't sufficiently bow down to his Holiness. Oh, and he always makes sure to include a 'tip' of his own." The tip from the boss was this handwritten note on the receipt: "Get a real job."

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Hey Crispeeeee,

This is the scum you have your lips attached to!!!!

#1 | Posted by axe at 2012-02-25 02:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

I like the final note on the bankers lack of fundamental math skills.

What an utter douchebag.

Why not publish his identity?

#2 | Posted by boojiboy at 2012-02-25 02:54 PM | Reply | Flag:

Why not publish his identity?

#2 | Posted by boojiboy
May have been Crispee, isn't that his home turf. Probably was a Gay waiter with a wedding ring on, he hates that.

#3 | Posted by patron at 2012-02-25 03:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Wah wah wah. Just piss in his food next time. Or try being a better server. Part of being one is having to deal with shitty people.

#4 | Posted by adammm at 2012-02-25 04:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

Wah wah wah. Just piss in his food next time. Or try being a better server. Part of being one is having to deal with shitty people.

#4 | Posted by adammm at 2012-02-25 04:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

???

Did you read the article? The server didn't say anything. The person who made this an issue was an employee of the Banker who left the tip and 'advice'.

#5 | Posted by COMMONSENSE at 2012-02-25 04:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'd break his finger.

#6 | Posted by LetUsPrey at 2012-02-25 04:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Waiters have memories for shit heads like this over privileged piece of filth, if he is stupid enough to return he'll regret it I think.

#7 | Posted by danni at 2012-02-25 05:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

If his name gets out, I figure he won't eat a restaurant meal again without spit in it.

#8 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2012-02-25 05:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

#4 | Posted by adammm
"Wah wah wah. Just piss in his food next time. Or try being a better server. Part of being one is having to deal with shitty people."

Sarcasm Flag?
Satire Flag?

Or?

#9 | Posted by TheTom at 2012-02-25 08:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

A good meal with good service 20 percent

#10 | Posted by boojiboy at 2012-02-25 09:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

Good cooks and good waiters are such a wonderful combination.

#11 | Posted by boojiboy at 2012-02-25 09:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

You should also be upset with restaurants in general. A tip should never be expected and it should be used for excellent service and food.

The restaurants should actually pay their employee's a decent wage and tips should just be extra for performing great service.

Tips are not typically expected in other countries.

The note was crappy, if it was left by him. It doesn't seem to match the writing for the tip amount and total.

#12 | Posted by T_Man at 2012-02-25 09:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

You should also be upset with restaurants in general. A tip should never be expected and it should be used for excellent service and food.

A good tip should always be tendered for good food and service you cheap bastard

As a business venture, restaurants are one of the riskiest out there. If you have a winning spot you should nurture it and help it achieve success

#13 | Posted by boojiboy at 2012-02-25 09:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

The restaurants should actually pay their employee's a decent wage and tips should just be extra for performing great service. -- #12 | Posted by T_Man

The restaurants would have to raise their menu prices to do this. Making wait staff dependent on tips is supposed to help *you* get better service by creating an incentive. You're really a jerk if you exploit the system by stiffing your waiters.

#14 | Posted by Phoenix at 2012-02-25 09:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

A good tip should always be tendered for good food and service you cheap bastard

#13 | POSTED BY BOOJIBOY AT 2012-02-25 09:46 PM

Your interpretation of good and mine, along with everyone else, are subjective... dipshit.. I'm sure you are big enough to make that determination on your own.

Retail is more risky but at least they pay their people minimum wages. What about places like Quick Service. That's a restaurant. Do they pay minimum wages?

#15 | Posted by T_Man at 2012-02-25 10:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

The restaurants would have to raise their menu prices to do this. Making wait staff dependent on tips is supposed to help *you* get better service by creating an incentive. You're really a jerk if you exploit the system by stiffing your waiters.

#14 | POSTED BY PHOENIX AT 2012-02-25 09:49 PM

Just like the others. Jumping off the handle thinking I never tip. I don't type well unless the service is fine but I'm still against tipping in the general sense for bad services. However, you and most others still tip something even for crappy service. The reason? Because it's now expected to tip. The wait staff typically know that they will get a tip no matter what level of service they provide. If the service is "ok", they get a standard 15%. It's no longer an incentive for them to provide better service.

Also, if you were in the restaurant business, you would know that their prices are already over inflated and it's not because they have to pay more for their wait staff.

#16 | Posted by T_Man at 2012-02-25 10:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

I don't type well unless the service is fine
#16 | Posted by T_Man
I don't type well either. And I hate it when your with a large party and they do the typeing for you.

#17 | Posted by patron at 2012-02-25 10:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

Let them eat cake. Fuck a 99%er.

#18 | Posted by fwthom at 2012-02-25 10:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

...if you were in the restaurant business, you would know that their prices are already over inflated ... -- #16 | Posted by T_Man

I spent many years in the restaurant business. It's a tough, risky industry with very few long-term successes. If you think their prices are inflated, eat at home.

#19 | Posted by Phoenix at 2012-02-25 10:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

"...if you were in the restaurant business, you would know that their prices are already over inflated"

So that somehow means it's okay to take it out on someone who makes 50% of minimum wage and doesn't set the prices?

#20 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-25 11:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

I spent many years in the restaurant business. It's a tough, risky industry with very few long-term successes. If you think their prices are inflated, eat at home.

#19 | POSTED BY PHOENIX AT 2012-02-25 10:55 PM

Are you really an idiot or do you just have little to no reading comprehension? I was saying that their prices are already over inflated and has nothing to do with not wanting to pay higher wages. I would rather pay a higher cost for eating out at a restaurant if it meant that they paid their staff minimum wages.

#21 | Posted by T_Man at 2012-02-25 11:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

So that somehow means it's okay to take it out on someone who makes 50% of minimum wage and doesn't set the prices?

#20 | POSTED BY DANFORTH AT 2012-02-25 11:00 PM

Are you really an idiot or do you just have little to no reading comprehension? I was saying that their prices are already over inflated and has nothing to do with not wanting to pay higher wages. I would rather pay a higher cost for eating out at a restaurant if it meant that they paid their staff minimum wages.

#22 | Posted by T_Man at 2012-02-25 11:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

Conservahatisdists crave a monarchy.

#23 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2012-02-25 11:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

"I was saying that their prices are already over inflated "

And I was saying that's not the fault of the minimum wage worker, so it's rather self-serving, ignorant, and pointless to take it out on them.

"I would rather pay a higher cost for eating out at a restaurant if it meant that they paid their staff minimum wages. "

Then join the real world, put your money where your mouth is, and pay the higher cost via a better tip.

#24 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-25 11:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

I find it funny that some of these liberals are not for paying wait staff minimum wages so they can get a cheaper meal.. lol..

#25 | Posted by T_Man at 2012-02-26 12:01 AM | Reply | Flag:

Then join the real world, put your money where your mouth is, and pay the higher cost via a better tip.

#24 | POSTED BY DANFORTH AT 2012-02-25 11:59 PM

And just how much do I tip, smartass? Do you even know or do you just like making smart ass comments and making shit up? Please quote the post where I said that I don't tip? If not, shut the hell up.

#26 | Posted by T_Man at 2012-02-26 12:04 AM | Reply | Flag:

the 1% hates you

#27 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2012-02-26 12:07 AM | Reply | Flag:

"And just how much do I tip, smartass?"

I don't know, and it doesn't matter. What matters is some self-important prick took the coward's way out, coincidently a path which left more money in his pocket.

Tell me: if you don't like the current system, should you take it out on the least powerful person in the chain?

#28 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 12:14 AM | Reply | Flag:

"I find it funny that some of these liberals are not for paying wait staff minimum wages so they can get a cheaper meal.. lol.."

And you're guessing it's the "liberals" who are insisting on the half-minimum wage law?!?

#29 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 12:15 AM | Reply | Flag:

I don't know, and it doesn't matter. What matters is some self-important prick took the coward's way out, coincidently a path which left more money in his pocket.
Tell me: if you don't like the current system, should you take it out on the least powerful person in the chain?

#28 | POSTED BY DANFORTH AT 2012-02-26 12:14 AM

Way to try to back yourself out of insinuating that I don't tip and that I'm taking it out on the wait staff.

Go back and try to actually read what I said. Restaurants take a blame in not paying their wait staff and relying on tips to supplement the wait staff pay. I never once condoned the guys actions or said that I don't tip.

It's funny to see the arguments you wage against big banks, big oil, big pharmaceutical, big insurance, and big business in general. Now your fight is against the 1%. Nice job in focusing all your efforts on the 1% instead of fixing the issue at it's core.

#30 | Posted by T_Man at 2012-02-26 12:29 AM | Reply | Flag:

Fix is a bad word because it's not an easy task. I should have said, "addressing the issue at it's core"

#31 | Posted by T_Man at 2012-02-26 12:40 AM | Reply | Flag:

"Way to try to back yourself out of insinuating that I don't tip"

Way to misconstrue what a I was saying. My point was you already have a way to enact your beliefs.

"Restaurants take a blame in not paying their wait staff and relying on tips to supplement the wait staff pay. "

IOW, reality, since before you were born.

#32 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 12:55 AM | Reply | Flag:

"I should have said, "addressing the issue at it's core""

So do you believe the 1% tipper was "addressing the issue at it's core"...?

#33 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 12:56 AM | Reply | Flag:

"It's funny to see the arguments you wage against big banks, big oil, big pharmaceutical, big insurance, and big business in general. "

Methinks you have me confused with another poster with a similar name.

#34 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 12:57 AM | Reply | Flag:

On the one hand, the guy in the article (if it's a true story) is just being a provocative ass. On the other hand, I agree with the comments in this thread about the tipping culture. I've eaten at restaurants in countries where you don't tip, and the service is no worse than here. (In some ways it's better, since people aren't always interrupting your meal to glibly ask if you're enjoying it, and it's easy to get any waiter to help you address any issues or order more food instead of having to wait for the one who "owns" your table to show up again whenever it's convenient for them.)

The humorless comments about spitting in people's food or telling people don't go out to eat or just eat fast food if you don't like the tipping culture are reasons why American culture is such garbage.

Don't even get me started on things like sales tax (paid by the purchaser) not being included in the sticker price. They don't even bother to put "plus tax" anymore, since the animals are well trained to expect to always pay more than the asking price.

Yeah, every country and culture has its own stupid and backward things, but nothing is more stupid than people who defend those stupid and backward things.

#35 | Posted by sentinel at 2012-02-26 01:11 AM | Reply | Flag:

IOW, reality, since before you were born.

Right, because we should all just accept the reality of the culture we born into, just roll over, accept it, go with the flow and not say anything about it.

That's the traditionalist, bigoted type of conservatism.

#36 | Posted by sentinel at 2012-02-26 01:17 AM | Reply | Flag:

"That's the traditionalist, bigoted type of conservatism."

All I'm asking is if the 1% tipper actually addressed the issue, or if he was merely taking it out on someone less powerful than him, and coincidentally employing an action which left more money in his pocket.

#37 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 01:26 AM | Reply | Flag:

"That's the traditionalist, bigoted type of conservatism."

All I'm asking is if the 1% tipper actually addressed the issue, or if he was merely taking it out on someone less powerful than him, and coincidentally employing an action which left more money in his pocket.

#38 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 01:26 AM | Reply | Flag:

"That's the traditionalist, bigoted type of conservatism."

All I'm asking is if the 1% tipper actually addressed the issue, or if he was merely taking it out on someone less powerful than him, and coincidentally employing an action which left more money in his pocket.

#39 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 01:26 AM | Reply | Flag:

"That's the traditionalist, bigoted type of conservatism."

All I'm asking is if the 1% tipper actually addressed the issue, or if he was merely taking it out on someone less powerful than him, and coincidentally employing an action which left more money in his pocket.

#40 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 01:26 AM | Reply | Flag:

Sorry for the double.

#41 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 01:26 AM | Reply | Flag:

Quadruple? I thought I only clicked it once. Again...apologies.

#42 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 01:27 AM | Reply | Flag:

He does not have to give you anything.
You need to get over that part right away.
You agreed to work for what ever you hourly wage is with the 'expectation' of further compensation in the form of a 'tip'.

Did you expect something like 20% of the receipt.....I'm sure you did.
Hes got it, you need it, He owes it to you just because right..... Nope.
I know, you have bills to pay based on "projected income" wonder where you got that kind of economic stupidity from.

The Tip of getting a better job has significantly more value that the few dollars the waiter would have got in the grant scheme of things.

But the biggest benefit to all who have heard this story is the civics lesson.
This relationship between the person with the money (The Govt.) and the person who needs the money (You) is exactly what all you libtarts are screaming for, you are actually asking, NO DEMANDING that you be placed in this type of situation on a daily basis by your backing of Obama.

Open your eyes and see what is right in front of you.
If you think the Govt. should give you handout (Tips) then that's what you are going to get.....but only when they WANT to, and not necessarily when you NEED them.
They will also decide how much to give you based on what THEY think you need.

After this November 6th election once they have your vote for Obama (The meal) they don't have to give you anything (The tip).
And there will be not a F--king thing you will be able to do about it, just like this poor schlep waiter...because he (You) asked for it and agreed to it when he took the job (Voted for Obama).


.....NOPE IN NOVEMBER......

#43 | Posted by MENSAKOOK at 2012-02-26 08:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

All I'm asking is if the 1% tipper actually addressed the issue, or if he was merely taking it out on someone less powerful than him, and coincidentally employing an action which left more money in his pocket.

Why can't both be true? The truth is people who rely on tips to supplement their (and their employees') income are no better than the bankers who have their hands out for corporate welfare. They both have a tremendous sense of entitlement which disproportionately affects the low to middle income working class.

#44 | Posted by sentinel at 2012-02-26 10:37 AM | Reply | Flag:

So sentinel you think that this 1% tipper is working hard behind the scene to change the law so resturants have to pay minimum wage? Or maybe he is working hard to change the law so that the server did not have to pay taxes on 13.30 and only will have to pay taxes on the 1.33 they actualy earned?

How do you suposed this 1% tipper is working to address the core issue?

Snarky notes are not much help in an economy with 20% unemployment. Unless he was suggesting that the server come apply at his bank?

#45 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2012-02-26 10:56 AM | Reply | Flag:

Oh come on people - are you REALLY this gullible? This receipt is a TOTAL FAKERY!

#46 | Posted by Liberty4Ever at 2012-02-26 12:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

I guarantee that the restaurant will find the same receipt and it will in fact not have this same writing on it. The OWS perp knew this and that is why he has taken down his FAKE Twitter account and Wordpress blog. This is how the left works - lie lie lie and cheat and then deny it when exposed. But the damage from the lie has already been done which was exactly the goal.

#47 | Posted by Liberty4Ever at 2012-02-26 12:14 PM | Reply | Flag:

Here is what *I* believe happened. The perp (blogger and OWS sympathizer) ate at this restaurant with his friends, snapped a photo of the receipt and then added the snarky comment and 1% tip with Photoshop and then circulated it around as if it were real.

I am betting that no banker was involved at all and that Breanna received a perfectly normal tip from these diners and once the restaurant locates the actual receipt it will show that it is not the same as what is being circulated. It might be a blank tip and then the perp tipped her in cash thinking that would be a way to keep the fakery going. But the restaurant would actually have this copy with the tip on it and it won't look like the faked picture.

Furthermore, why would his boss actually let this guy take a picture of the receipt if he really did this? Why would he want to demonize *himself*? Hmmm.. The person who took the picture is the same person who paid the bill and I am certain Breanna got a perfectly normal tip.

If it was a real receipt - why did the perp take down the Wordpress site and the Twitter account? Hmmm? Because he FAKED IT that's why.

#48 | Posted by Liberty4Ever at 2012-02-26 12:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

Or maybe he is working hard to change the law so that the server did not have to pay taxes on 13.30 and only will have to pay taxes on the 1.33 they actualy earned?

Is it true taxes are calculated off of 10% of the bill regardless of what they're actually tipped?

On the tipping in general I sort of agree with what's been said-ie that a 15% tip should be automatic. If I get service that's absolutely terrible I'll tip sub 15% but still higher than 10%. Neutral service gets 15% whereas I've tipped up to 30% for good or excellent service.

I don't think I've ever had service so terrible that I'd consider not tipping at all.

#49 | Posted by jpw at 2012-02-26 12:35 PM | Reply | Flag:

Come on - are you all that gullible? Do you REALLY think this is REAL? This is a total Photoshop propaganda stunt by an OWS geek who thinks he is smarter than non-OWS geeks...

#50 | Posted by Liberty4Ever at 2012-02-26 12:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

Taxes on a food bill are paid ONLY on the actual amount of food purchased by the GUEST.

The waiter or waitress has to claim all of their tips and then they get taxed on the tip income under income taxes. If someone pays a waiter or waitress a CASH tip the waitress or waiter can get away without reporting this tip and this is still legal. That is because there is a law that waiters and waitresses are required to pay a percentage portion of gross sales associated with their service - but it is less than 15% because there is no guarantee that any waiter or waitress always gets a 15% tip. I don't know the percent of gross sales they must report - I think it might be something like 9% even.

The 1% tip has nothing to do with any of this however because it WAS NOT REAL AND THE RESTAURANT NEEDS TO SHOW THE WORLD THE REAL RECEIPT.

#51 | Posted by Liberty4Ever at 2012-02-26 12:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

"If someone pays a waiter or waitress a CASH tip the waitress or waiter can get away without reporting this tip and this is still legal."

Incorrect. According to tax law, all tips are supposed to be reported as income by the waitstaff.

#52 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 01:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

The truth is people who rely on tips to supplement their (and their employees') income are no better than the bankers who have their hands out for corporate welfare."

What a pile of crap. You're conflating shit like oil subsidies and bank bailouts to an industry where tips have been part of the bargain since before you were born.

"They both have a tremendous sense of entitlement which disproportionately affects the low to middle income working class."

So the waiter has a "sense of entitlement" because he works in an industry where 50% of minimum wage is the norm?

#53 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 01:03 PM | Reply | Flag:


Anti-99% Banker Leaves 1% Tip

This anecdote succinctly sums up the essence of 'trickle-down' economics.

#54 | Posted by DARTHCHENEY at 2012-02-26 01:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

"This is how the left works - lie lie lie and cheat and then deny it when exposed."

Did "the Left" ever go to court to have their right to lie documented by that court? Fox News (definitely an important part of "the right" did.

#55 | Posted by danni at 2012-02-26 01:08 PM | Reply | Flag:


Here is what *I* believe happened. The perp (blogger and OWS sympathizer) ate at this restaurant with his friends...

#48 | POSTED BY LIBERTY4EVER AT 2012-02-26 12:19 PM

You're one delusional fuckwit aren't you?
Let me guess, another retired 'libertarian' living off a public pension?

#56 | Posted by DARTHCHENEY at 2012-02-26 01:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

"They both have a tremendous sense of entitlement which disproportionately affects the low to middle income working class."

I think he was referring to the restaurant owners who pay their employees the low wage while expecting their customers to supplement that on top of paying for the food.

#57 | Posted by jpw at 2012-02-26 02:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

"If someone pays a waiter or waitress a CASH tip the waitress or waiter can get away without reporting this tip and this is still legal."
Incorrect. According to tax law, all tips are supposed to be reported as income by the waitstaff.

#52 | POSTED BY DANFORTH AT 2012-02-26 01:00 PM

"Supposed to" is key. Waitstaff, on average, fail to report up to 40% of their tips. Of course, if it's via a credit card, they have no choice but to report it.

en.wikipedia.org(gratuity)#North_America

It's also interesting how the average expected tip percentage has increased from 10-15% to 15-20%.

#58 | Posted by T_Man at 2012-02-26 04:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

Why not publish his identity?

#2 | POSTED BY BOOJIBOY AT 2012-02-25 02:54 PM | REPLY | FLAG:

Because this is most likely some bullshit story meant to rile up the class warfare crowd. How many low level employees eat lunch with bank executives? If they did how many bank executives would be such ass holes right in front of them. This story is crap.

#59 | Posted by Dirk at 2012-02-26 04:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

""Supposed to" is key. "

Yeah, just like in insider trading, cops getting tickets, doctors reporting other doctors....

#60 | Posted by Danforth at 2012-02-26 04:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

Liberty, it is 10% of food sales is taxed as income no matter the tips earned. Cash tips are most definatly under-reported but in this day and age so much is CC that one guy doing a 1% on credit card will probably fuck up your earnings for the day because so many others also use credit cards.

Also in most states the resturant has to gaurantee minimum wage so if tips are under min. wage then they have to make up the difference. However the resturant uses the same 10% formula so a 1% tip could mean the server makes under minimum wage with no real recourse. Also most resturants do the calculation on a weekly basis so one shitty day doesn't usualy mean they have to pay out extra since the server will likely make up the difference the rest of the week. During my time as a server I only had 1 day where that rule would have made a difference and the rest of the week I made enough that they didn't have to make up any difference. However working sunday from 9-2 and making 14.50 (1/2 minimum wage + the 2 bucks in tips I made) was enough that I quit the next week. Serving tables is a crappy job where you make lousy money and put up with a whole lot of shit.

Be nice to your server they have a job you would only take if it was the only way you could keep from starving, and for some of them it is.

#61 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2012-02-26 05:07 PM | Reply | Flag:

That bankster was nothing but a cheap weasal using some trumped up political excuse to justify his having left his waiter a lousy tip.

#62 | Posted by CalifChris at 2012-02-26 05:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

Wow.. not quite 1% even.

#63 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2012-02-26 08:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

.... "Oh, and he always makes sure to include a 'tip' of his own." The tip from the boss was this handwritten note on the receipt: "Get a real job."

**** Hey One Percent_Hole...Maybe the Real Job of your next Server will be "slipping" something "extra special" into your appetizer,entree or dessert? Bon Appetite!!!

#64 | Posted by AntiCadillac at 2012-02-26 09:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

**** Hey One Percent_Hole...Maybe the Real Job of your next Server will be "slipping" something "extra special" into your appetizer,entree or dessert? Bon Appetite!!!

#64 | Posted by AntiCadillac

Better hope you don't get caught, I think its worth 3-5 years in jail.
And guess who will turn you in, well other than yourself that is, because you will just HHHAAAAVVVEEE to tell somebody.

The people you work with because they don't want the place they work in to be shut down by that kind of thing getting out to the public.
Also the people prosecuting you lawyers, judges they eat out most of the time and will be making a very large example of you to the public.

NEVER.... tip in cash, ALWAYS put it on your C.C., its a deduction and the taxes get taken out by the Restaurant.

You are going to do something or put something in some one's food because they would not give you their money in the amount you think you deserve.

I hope they use their money by puting it in some ones commissary in the County lock-up to beat the shit out of you every day for a month.
I don't mean slap you around beating, I mean pick you up with a sponge beating every day for a month.
That's what I would do.
That smart ass in just one example of the 'application of money", notice I said just one example.

....NOPE IN NOVEMBER...

#65 | Posted by MENSAKOOK at 2012-02-26 10:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

When I posted this story, I really didn't think there would be much of an argument at all. I figured most would just agree that the guy was an asshole, not for who he is, but for what he did.

Seems some here admire that in a person.

#66 | Posted by COMMONSENSE at 2012-02-26 11:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

Massive Leak Reveals Criminality, Paranoia, Among Corporate Titans
Dow pays "strategic intelligence" firm to spy on Yes Men and grassroots activists.

LONDON - February 26 - WikiLeaks begins to publish over five million e-mails obtained by Anonymous from "global intelligence" company Stratfor. The emails, which reveal everything from sinister spy tactics to an insider trading scheme with Goldman Sachs, also include several discussions of the Yes Men and Bhopal activists.

Many of the Bhopal-related emails, addressed from Stratfor to Dow and Union Carbide public relations directors, reveal concern that, in the lead-up to the 25th anniversary of the Bhopal disaster, the Bhopal issue might be expanded into an effective systemic critique of corporate rule, and speculate at length about why this hasn't yet happened, providing a fascinating window into what some corporate types fear most from activists.

Just as Wall Street has at times let slip their fear of the Occupy Wall Street movement, these leaks seem to show that corporate power is most afraid of whatever reveals "the larger whole", whatever brings systemic criminal behavior to light. Systemic critique could lead to policy changes that would challenge corporate power and profits in a major way," noted Joseph Huff-Hannon, Director of Policy the Yes Lab.

Among the millions of other leaked Stratfor emails are some that reveal dubious financial practices, including an apparent insider trading scheme with Goldman Sachs Managing Director Shea Morenz, who joined Stratfor's board of directors and invested "substantially" more than $4 million in the scheme, called StratCap. "What StratCap will do is use our Stratfor's intelligence and analysis to trade in a range of geopolitical instruments," wrote Stratfor CEO George Friedman in September 2011. StratCap was designed through a complex offshore share structure to appear legally independent, but Friedman assured Stratfor staff otherwise: "Do not think of StratCap as an outside organization. It will be integral... It will be useful to you... We are already working on mock portfolios and trades."

The Yes Men and representatives from the Bhopal Medical Appeal will join Julian Assange of Wikileaks at a press conference at noon today, Feb. 27, at the Frontline Club in London.

from commondreams

#67 | Posted by nutcase at 2012-02-26 11:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

When I posted this story, I really didn't think there would be much of an argument at all. I figured most would just agree that the guy was an asshole, not for who he is, but for what he did.

Seems some here admire that in a person.

#66 | Posted by COMMONSENSE

I don't think its that at all, I think a lot of people are pissed off at the POS waiter think he was due more.
And for some reason that still escapes me.

Now if the restaurant did not pay him the wage they said they would and that he had agreed to work for, that would be different.
I don't think the resturant told him he was going to get X amount of dollars in Tips per hour or per customer.
I'm sure it was X much an hour plus tips.

...NOPE IN NOVEMBER...

#68 | Posted by MENSAKOOK at 2012-02-26 11:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Seems some here admire that in a person." COMMONSENSE

It's fascinating to see the lengths some people will go to kiss a rich mans's ass.

"And for some reason that still escapes me." MENSAKOOK

It's the same reason that most things escape you.

#69 | Posted by squinch at 2012-02-27 01:05 AM | Reply | Flag:

I've known enough waiters and heard enough stories to know that middle aged white guys are the best tippers -- especially to a flirtatioius waitress. So why is ONE asshole guy such a big story here?

I've also heard that certain ethnic groups are notoriously bad tippers and the waiters fight who have to wait on their table knowing this. I'm sure there are some former waitpeople here who can confirm this.

So I ask you lefties who spew venom indicating that the guy should have his finger broken or have his food tampered with: Would you advocate the same treatment for all people who tip badly one time or is your hatred (party of compassion and tolerance. HAH! what a joke, but I digress) aimed only at white bankers?

#70 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 02:12 AM | Reply | Flag:

Something fishy about the story. It's written by supposedly an employee at the bank. So who blacked out the CC numbers on the receipt?

A lot about the story doesn't make sense. Was the employee at the dinner? If yes, why bother pretending to be anonymous?

I'll lay odds it's a fake story.

#71 | Posted by rightisright at 2012-02-27 03:32 AM | Reply | Flag:

I've known enough waiters and heard enough stories to know that middle aged white guys are the best tippers -- especially to a flirtatioius waitress. So why is ONE asshole guy such a big story here?

I've also heard that certain ethnic groups are notoriously bad tippers and the waiters fight who have to wait on their table knowing this. I'm sure there are some former waitpeople here who can confirm this. -- #70 | Posted by goatman

Some of the nicest people and best tippers I had were older black musicians at a jazz club where I tended bar. It was almost depressing -- I eventually got the sense that they were so used to being ignored and/or treated badly that they were surprised that I did even basic things like refill their water glasses without being asked. I also consistently got great tips from women.

Some of the absolute worst customers were businessmen at both the jazz club and an upscale French restaurant where I worked. They tended to get confused about what was on the menu, and/or believe that anyone as lowly as restaurant staff should be flattered by their attention. After one lengthy exchange where I turned down trips to NY and Atlanta (NY -- "Shoot, I'd love to, but I'm washing my hair that weekend." So he then suggests Atlanta the week after??), Mr. Hot-shot who was wearing a wedding ring and going off on long tirades about his wife's requests to go into counseling gets loud and belligerent and shouts I CAN'T EVEN PICK UP THE DAMNED BARTENDER!

A pleasant surprise: one of the first places I tended bar was a dive-ish place across the street from a hospital undergoing construction. (Had to check wrists for hospital bands b/c psych/rehab patients would escape. Real phone call: "Do you see a guy about 6' 4", 250 pounds, green plaid shirt? Yes? Thank God we found him before he hurt anyone. We'll be right there. Don't let him leave.") The Happy Hour crowd was mostly construction workers, and on the occasions when their remarks would cross the line and I let them know, they'd apologize profusely and tip double.

The thread is aptly titled.

#72 | Posted by Phoenix at 2012-02-27 04:34 AM | Reply | Flag:

I've known enough waiters and heard enough stories to know that middle aged white guys are the best tippers -- especially to a flirtatioius waitress. So why is ONE asshole guy such a big story here?

I've also heard that certain ethnic groups are notoriously bad tippers and the waiters fight who have to wait on their table knowing this. I'm sure there are some former waitpeople here who can confirm this.

So I ask you lefties who spew venom indicating that the guy should have his finger broken or have his food tampered with: Would you advocate the same treatment for all people who tip badly one time or is your hatred (party of compassion and tolerance. HAH! what a joke, but I digress) aimed only at white bankers?

#70 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 02:12 AM | Reply |

Put myself through school waiting tables and can absolutely agree with goat- I'll take a table of business people over anyone else. The worse tippers are American Indians, they never leave a tip- Danni- should we break their fingers?

#73 | Posted by kersh at 2012-02-27 09:36 AM | Reply | Flag:

"You should also be upset with restaurants in general. A tip should never be expected and it should be used for excellent service and food."

Never understood why people say this. Tipping is part of the cost of eating out. Could restaurants just add to the cost of every menu item and just pay waiters more? Sure.

Wouldn't save you a dime if things were done that way and there would be less incentive for waiters to give good service.

If you don't like tipping then order pick up.

#74 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-27 10:13 AM | Reply | Flag:

"So I ask you lefties who spew venom indicating that the guy should have his finger broken or have his food tampered with: Would you advocate the same treatment for all people who tip badly one time or is your hatred (party of compassion and tolerance. HAH! what a joke, but I digress) aimed only at white bankers?"

The guy allegedly left a note that says "Get a real job". So you can pretend all you want that he wasn't going out of his way to say "Fuck you" to the wait staff but if the story is true then he clearly did.

As a white guy I can tell you that we don't nee our own Al Sharpton, Goat. Give it up.

#75 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-27 10:21 AM | Reply | Flag:

If you don't like tipping then order pick up.

I tip to-go orders. At some places the hostess makes the order so it does matter (like if the place has a cash register). But usually a waiter still has to make the order, expedite it, take the money, and count it down with his til at the end of the night (and his tip-out to the bus boy, dishwasher, barkeep is based on his sales). He's getting taxed on the sale, the government doesn't care that it is a to-go order. Plus, you want your shit to be right, T.I.P.S=to insure proper service. Tip well and they will know your name and voice and always do you right.

certain ethnic groups are notoriously bad tippers

I always went out of my way to give black folks good service. I'd even give 'em free shit. I knew I was gonna get stiffed and wanted to make them feel bad for doing it. But they aren't the worse tippers. Nurses take that title. Bitchy, cheap and can't hold their liquor.

#76 | Posted by BluSky at 2012-02-27 10:34 AM | Reply | Flag:

". So you can pretend all you want that he wasn't going out of his way to say "Fuck you" to the wait staff .

And you can pretend that I am defending the guy, sully, but I wasn't. I pointed out the guy was an asshole. Read my post again.

Calm down, sully

I only wanted to know if the left would also think a bad tipper with different demographical backgrounds should have their fingers broken or food tampered with too. Seems my inquiry got the knee of yours jerking and led you to put words in my mouth, sully

#77 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 10:44 AM | Reply | Flag:

I never found waiting tables that 1 group was better than another for tips. Although a group of women getting together to drink was always a disaster. Usualy they would split the bill and tip a buck each after having sat the table for 2 hours drinking. A bill would hit 30-40 bucks each and they would each think a buck tip was enough.

Worst was a baby shower where my whole section was ocupied for almost my entire shift. I think I made 30 bucks in tips that day and worked my ass off for it.

Best was an 8 top of business people on lunch the 15% was added automaticly for an 8 top and then they tipped 15% cash on top of that. 1 table for about 1 hour and I made almost 50 bucks.

However those are not rules of thumb those were just the very best and very worst.

Pizza delivery was a whole different ball game. Not to be racist but black people do not tip pizza delivery drivers. Not poor black people not middle class black people not rich black people. I have been told by a black delivery guy that there is some reason for this but he never would tell me what it was.

#78 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2012-02-27 10:47 AM | Reply | Flag:

Knowing that idiot commonsense has a habit of not reading the articles before making them a thread and looking like a complete moron, I am betting he (or the losers at Huffpo) saw Foxrc.com and made it a story.

BTW... As many know, most if not all high end restaurants like this place a 15% auto tip on orders over $100 bucks.

"It won’t entirely clear my conscience, but hopefully it’ll help. I’m sure I’ll get fired eventually. Until then, enjoy."

Funny how this fucking pussy never bothered to take out his own money and tip her. Even more laughable knowing the little bitch got a free meal, and still didn't do anything to relieve his guilt...

#79 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 10:49 AM | Reply | Flag:

"I only wanted to know if the left would also think a bad tipper with different demographical backgrounds should have their fingers broken or food tampered with too. Seems my inquiry got the knee of yours jerking and led you to put words in my mouth, sully"

Goatman being intellectually dishonest? Perish the thought!

You say you realize the guy is a fucking asshole but at the same time want to pretend that the negative reaction towards him has to do with this race. So which is it? You can't talk out both sides of your ass at the same time.

Why bring his race up at all as if every bad tipper also leaves an obnoxious note and the only thing that differentiates this guy from other bad tippers is race? You are asking the question under the premise that the reaction is due to his race and not his actions. Then denying that you are doing so because even you know its a ridiclous stance to take.

#80 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-27 10:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

Funny how this fucking pussy never bothered to take out his own money and tip her. Even more laughable knowing the little bitch got a free meal, and still didn't do anything to relieve his guilt...

Good point. In the past I have augmented a tip when being treated out by someone.

Yes, one has to wonder why Mr. Compassion didn't open up his own wallet and augment the tip. Even if he was afraid his boss would see such a move as usurping his authority, he could have gone back to the table on the pretense of going to the bathroom after they left the restaurant, or even after work and asking for Breanna and slip her some cash. Apparently bashing his banker boss was more important to him than making sure the waitress was duly compensated.

#81 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 11:03 AM | Reply | Flag:

"Why bring his race up at all as if every bad tipper also leaves an obnoxious note and the only thing that differentiates this guy from other bad tippers is race?"

Demographics is hardly bringing in race. The restaurant is located in Newport Beach. IE a rich city. Not putting words in Goat's mouth, but I think he is saying if this wasn't in the richest city in Orange County, and in say Santa Ana, would this actually be news?

Not that it is, and only the stupidest at Huffpo and here pretend it has any merit. Even if it is true....

#82 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 11:05 AM | Reply | Flag:

Best was an 8 top of business people

Ya, they are competing with each other on the tips. Semi-strangers eating together, first dates and such were money.

The best tipper I knew was a redneck guy who came in every Sunday with a different girl. We couldn't serve liquor on Sundays, but the rules didn't apply to him. He tipped $100 minimum so his lady friend got to drink whatever she damn well pleased. He had a funny nickname for all the servers, mine was Chico. Didn't matter. Want a margarita to-go--you got it. Kitchen closed--we'll open it back up.

#83 | Posted by BluSky at 2012-02-27 11:06 AM | Reply | Flag:

"Good point. In the past I have augmented a tip when being treated out by someone."

Yup. Everyone has a cheapscrew who is an embarrassment if left in charge of the tip. Hard for a chop like me to figure out why. If one can't afford to throw a few bucks to any server making minimum wage, that is all on them, and they deserve the ridicule that follows.

#84 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 11:08 AM | Reply | Flag:

"Apparently bashing his banker boss was more important to him than making sure the waitress was duly compensated."

A banker. lmao... wtf does that even mean? The whining left resorting to 1929 language I guess...

#85 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 11:10 AM | Reply | Flag:

You say you realize the guy is a fucking asshole but at the same time want to pretend that the negative reaction towards him has to do with this race.

Calm down.

Why bring his race up at all

Re read my post after taking a valium. It was brought up in a completely different context.

So be a knee jerk jerk sully and pretend I didn't mention the banker was an asshole . If you have the "gotta get goat" disease so badly that you have to cherry pick my post to bits and ignore the parts the parts that don't fit in with your agenda, go for it. I can't stop that kind of ignorance.

only thing that differentiates this guy from other bad tippers is race

???

I guess you missed the part where I said "banker". More cherry picking and now an outright lie. His race wasn't the "only thing that differentiates" that I mentioned.

Calm down, sully. Quit cherry picking my post and quit making things up about it. What is it with you "gotta get goat" people that lead to to resort to these childish tactics, sully?

#86 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 11:11 AM | Reply | Flag:

"Calm down, sully. Quit cherry picking my post and quit making things up about it."

LOL. Whatever. You are incapable of intellectual honesty. If you understood that the ugy acted like a fucking asshole then why pretend the reaction to him has anything to do with his job or race? You're trying to have it both ways because you know you were wrong to bring up his race at all.....

"What is it with you "gotta get goat" people that lead to to resort to these childish tactics, sully?"

"Gotta get goat people"? Pfffft.

Delusions of grandeur much? I scroll past your posts at least as often as I read them.

I don't like race baiting and usually comment on it. No need for you to get all butthurt about it. You obviously know you were wrong since you can't even be honest about it.

#87 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-27 11:16 AM | Reply | Flag:

You are incapable of intellectual honesty

This coming from the guy who ignores crucial parts of my post and fabricates an outright lie about what I said for no other reason than to play "gotcha"

Whatever sullly.

Have a nice day.

And grow up.

#88 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 11:20 AM | Reply | Flag:

"And grow up."

Says a guy who can't cop to what he said even though its in print....

#89 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-27 11:35 AM | Reply | Flag:

Whatever sullly.

Have a nice day.

And grow up.

#88 | Posted by goatman

Hahaha. Goatman gets his ass kicked...as usual.

#90 | Posted by nullifidian at 2012-02-27 11:36 AM | Reply | Flag:

-Hahaha. Goatman gets his ass kicked...as usual.

Enough shoes have been lost up in there that he could start a shoe store.

#91 | Posted by Corky at 2012-02-27 11:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

Hahaha. Goatman gets his ass kicked...as usual.

Thanks for the nod, dull. Had your drug addled brain said anything different, I'd be insulted. LOL

#92 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 11:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

Says a guy who can't cop to what he said even though its in print....

???

I corrected your lies about what I printed. I filled in the parts you left out. I did more to own up what I printed than your dishonest and incomplete version. WTF are you talking about?

You got it bad, don't you, bud?

#93 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 11:40 AM | Reply | Flag:

"-Hahaha. Goatman gets his ass kicked...as usual."

Enough shoes have been lost up in there that he could start a shoe store.

And corky would be the first in line to get in the door on the pretense of looking for a new pair of pumps.

#94 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 11:47 AM | Reply | Flag:

"And corky would be the first in line to get in the door on the pretense of looking for a new pair of pumps."

Pumps? That wouldn't even tickle Corky. That poor bastard has had more steel tipped boots shoved up his ass here than anyone since I joined. Maybe if you inlcude the box the pumps come in...

#95 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 11:55 AM | Reply | Flag:

"I corrected your lies about what I printed. I filled in the parts you left out. I did more to own up what I printed than your dishonest and incomplete version. WTF are you talking about?"

I didn't misrepresent anything. I acknowledged that you are talking out both sides of your ass on this thread. I can't disagree with both of your contradictory positions. When you say the guy is an asshole, I agree. And the guy being such an asshole is obviously the reason why people are reacting to the story as they are.

I only disagree your other position where you claim that "liberals" would react differently if the guy weren't white. It was a cheap attempt at race baiting on your part.

"You got it bad, don't you, bud?"

Got what bad? You have responded to every one of my posts just as I have yours. Does that mean you are a "get Sully person" or whatever the fuck you were saying before? If you're going to accuse me of something at the very least you shouldn't be engaging in the same exact behavior that makes me "guilty" while doing so, dumbshit.

#96 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-27 12:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

Wouldn't save you a dime if things were done that way and there would be less incentive for waiters to give good service.
If you don't like tipping then order pick up.

#74 | POSTED BY SULLY AT 2012-02-27 10:13 AM

Other than being fired for not doing their job? That's a pretty good incentive. I'm sure people would still tip for service above and beyond.

#97 | Posted by T_Man at 2012-02-27 12:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

I didn't misrepresent anything.

Yes you did. I proved it upthread by pointing out your lie ("only thing that differentiates this guy from other bad tippers is race". Not true since I differentiated him by his profession also) and your blatant omisssion (I pointed out he was an asshole which was crucial to my point)

Keep pretending you didn't misrepresent anything, sully. It's all upthread and you can't deny it.

You got it bad, don't you, sully?

#98 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 01:17 PM | Reply | Flag:

"You got it bad, don't you, sully?"

If you think that anytime anyone responds to you, it means they are obsessed with you, all I can say is that is one sad, lonely delusion.

I'll make you a deal though. You like to get the last word. You can have it. But if you respond to me, then according to your own rules, it means you're obsessed.

We'll see how the experiment plays out. What is more powerful: Goat's love of having the last word or his delusions of relevance?

#99 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-27 01:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

"If you think that anytime anyone responds to you, it means they are obsessed with you, all I can say is that is one sad, lonely delusion."

Errr how many times have you whined about being stalked, or picked on, or bitched about being targeted? You do know there is a history of your retorts here, right? Maybe you should move on Sally...

#100 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 01:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

Goatsperm and Chris-peepee are both last word junkies. They can't just take their beatings and walk away while they are down... they really have to beat themselves into the ground by responding to every post that tout's their name.

#101 | Posted by FVZ at 2012-02-27 01:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

If you think that anytime anyone responds to you, it means they are obsessed with you,

No, it's when people respond to my post and omit crucial parts of it.

Once again you omit part of my post, further proving my point. Thanks.

You can have it. But if you respond to me, then according to your own rules, it means you're obsessed

Nope. Only if I respond with lies or crucial omissions as you just did again. Those are "my rules" as you put it. I made it quite plain. You chose to omit that part though.

But I do thank you for further proving my point by providing another instance of your misrepresentation through omission.

#102 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 01:35 PM | Reply | Flag:

"They can't just take their beatings and walk away while they are down..."

I'm guessing you have been knocked down and beaten more than a few times in the real world based on that retort. LMAO.. HTF did you walk away while you were down? Wouldn't crawl better describe your actions?

#103 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 01:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

#103 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 01:39 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (
#104 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 01:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

Right on Queue LOL!!!!!!

#104 | Posted by FVZ at 2012-02-27 01:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Right on Queue LOL!!!!!!
#105 | Posted by FVZ at 2012-02-27 01:51 PM

Open wide Joey is something this poor bastard hears much to often....

#105 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 01:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

Right on Queue LOL!!!!!!

Um, yea, I generally respond to a post after it is posted.

BTW, a queue is a lineup of something waiting for something else as people in a supermarket checkout. The word you want is "cue". Add English to the logic course you so badly need.

You were saying something about last word junkies? LOL

#106 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 01:57 PM | Reply | Flag:

Goatman, don't you dare let FVZ get the last word! If people like FVZ are able to get the last word then they feel they won a victory. Don't allow that. Make darn sure you get the last word. That way everybody reading the thread will know we won!

No citation necessary.

#107 | Posted by BradfordWinston at 2012-02-27 02:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

If people like FVZ are able to get the last word then they feel they won a victory

If it brings joy to his clearly miserable little existence, I've no problem helping to contribute to it. No sweat off my brow.

#108 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 02:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

Goatsperm and Chris-peepee are both last word junkies

Just as you are a "what comes out of a man's penis" junkie.

#103 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 01:39 PM | Reply | Flag

If it brings joy to his clearly miserable little existence, I've no problem helping to contribute to it. No sweat off my brow.

#109 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 02:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

Thats the point Goatsperm, you just can't ever shut the fuck up, especially when, like now, you are getting your ass kicked. You are so easily goaded into a response it is very amusing. Even now you are thinking, "maybe I should ignore this post," but no, you just can't resist and keep proving the point. Talk about a miserable pathetic life.

What an asshat. "Goatsperm" probably does come out of your penis. At least it did your father's.

#109 | Posted by FVZ at 2012-02-27 02:21 PM | Reply | Flag:

If the waiter acted like a punk and chided the banker for being one of the 1% then the banker has EVERY right to do this.

B

#110 | Posted by Optimus81 at 2012-02-27 02:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

you are getting your ass kicked.

When someone gets their ass kicked, it is well known. It doesn't have to be announced. The fact you feel you have to announce it says quite a bit about whether it really happens or not.

What an asshat. "Goatsperm" probably does come out of your penis. At least it did your father's.

Actually, it was my mother who was the goat, dumbshit. Stick to things you are more at ease talking about like pee-pee and sperm.

And thanks for joining the list of people who obsessively post about me just to . . . well, just to post about me, fvz. You are in good company and are joined by a host of winners: axe, e.g. Don't it just make you proud!?! LOL

#111 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 02:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

FVZ, you're a punk! There is no way you will be getting the last word on this thread. Goatman is kicking you're butt! Way to go Goatman! Add me to your list of people who want to post about you! You rule.

(Mitt '12)

No citation necessary.

#112 | Posted by BradfordWinston at 2012-02-27 02:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Errr how many times have you whined about being stalked, or picked on, or bitched about being targeted? You do know there is a history of your retorts here, right? Maybe you should move on Sally...

#100 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 01:33 PM | Reply | Flag:"

Never complained about being "picked on" or "targetted". You're asstalking..... again.

I called you a stalker when you decided to take an arguement from one thread and follow me around to continue it on others. That is clearly a different situation than what went on in this thread but nobody ever accused you of being particularly astute or even competent where logic is concerned.

Now that I've made the mistake of repsonding to you, you are going to try to beat this dead horse forever. Because you can never win an argument but you can certainly outlast people with your unending idiocy.

I'm not playing today so congrats in advance for outlasting me....

#113 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-27 02:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

Never complained about being "picked on" or "targetted". You're asstalking..... again.

"I called you a stalker when you decided to take an arguement from one thread and follow me around to continue it on others. That is clearly a different situation than what went on in this thread but nobody ever accused you of being particularly astute or even competent where logic is concerned."

ROTFLMAO... I never complained about being picked on... But I did complain and call you a stalker when you followed me around and... But that is clearly a different situation and knowing I can be a girl here, I have the right to change my mind...

Sincerely,
Sally

#114 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 02:54 PM | Reply | Flag:

Re #115 - I didn't complain. You stalked me from one thread to another in one of your butthurt tantrums so I called you a stalker.

You've whined about being called out for your behavior three or four times now. I'd have forgotten by now if you'd stop crying about it already.

Now fuck off.

#115 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-27 02:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

They will now put spooge in his food or nice dollop of shit or piss.. This guy won't be able to eat out again without some kind of excrement in his food.

#116 | Posted by Legio at 2012-02-27 04:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

"If you think that anytime anyone responds to you, it means they are obsessed with you, all I can say is that is one sad, lonely delusion.
#99 | Posted by Sully"

Lol. I think if you looked at today's posts alone, Goatshart has claimed at least four DR members are obsessed with him. He's a funny little fat man.

#117 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 05:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

Tips are not typically expected in other countries.

#12 | Posted by T_Man

Really? Go anywhere in Western Europe and you will find that a pour-boire of 15 to 18 percent is automatically included in the bill.

Go to just about any restaurant of merit across the US and if your party is 6 (sometimes 8) or more, an 18% tip is automatically added to the bill.

#118 | Posted by ZOT at 2012-02-27 05:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

Also, if you were in the restaurant business, you would know that their prices are already over inflated and it's not because they have to pay more for their wait staff.

#16 | Posted by T_Man

Are you or have you ever been in the restaurant/food service business? What qualifies you to make this statement other than pulling unsupported data out of your rear output port?

#119 | Posted by ZOT at 2012-02-27 05:14 PM | Reply | Flag:

Crispeepee and Goatshart, wingmen:

www.dba-oracle.com

#120 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 05:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

"I've known enough waiters and heard enough stories to know that middle aged white guys are the best tippers -- especially to a flirtatioius waitress. So why is ONE asshole guy such a big story here?

I've also heard that certain ethnic groups are notoriously bad tippers and the waiters fight who have to wait on their table knowing this. I'm sure there are some former waitpeople here who can confirm this.

#70 | Posted by goatman"

Race-baiter or Banker-baiter? You decide.

(Of course, everyone knows that all "middle aged white guys," you know, the best tippers, are bankers, and members of "certain ethnic groups" are not bankers.

ROTFLMAO. What a fucking race-baiting douche.

#121 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 05:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

They will now put spooge in his food or nice dollop of shit or piss.. This guy won't be able to eat out again without some kind of excrement in his food.

#118 | Posted by Legio

No, no they won't. That would be a very bad idea if one wants to continue in business. It would be incredibly stupid to open one's self and business to a law suit, fines, loss of license. Better, slow down the dick's service to the point where he simply gets frustrated and walks.

#122 | Posted by ZOT at 2012-02-27 05:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Race-baiter or Banker-baiter? You decide."

Knowing it is montecore, master is the only prefix for that freak...

#123 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 05:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

"the only prefix for that freak...
#123 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Your hero Goatshart will be so hurt to see that you refer to him as a freak.

(By the way, your statement "BTW... As many know, most if not all high end restaurants like this place a 15% auto tip on orders over $100 bucks," is a joke. Maybe that's true in tightwadville Irvine, but not in real cities.)

#124 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 05:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

I don't think its that at all, I think a lot of people are pissed off at the POS waiter think he was due more.
And for some reason that still escapes me.

Now if the restaurant did not pay him the wage they said they would and that he had agreed to work for, that would be different.
I don't think the resturant told him he was going to get X amount of dollars in Tips per hour or per customer.
I'm sure it was X much an hour plus tips.

...NOPE IN NOVEMBER...

#68 | Posted by MENSAKOOK at 2012-02-26 11:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

Once again, the WAITER never made an issue out of this. The person who wrote about it on their blog was the EMPLOYEE of the MAN who left the

#125 | Posted by COMMONSENSE at 2012-02-27 05:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

Knowing that idiot commonsense has a habit of not reading the articles before making them a thread and looking like a complete moron, I am betting he (or the losers at Huffpo) saw Foxrc.com and made it a story.

#79 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 10:49 AM | Reply | Flag:

I made a mistake regarding ONE article two years ago that I owned up to and you still whine about it? That equates to a 'habit' in your eyes? LOL.

I knew you would be one of the douchebags that admires the loser who left the shitty tip.

#126 | Posted by COMMONSENSE at 2012-02-27 06:00 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Your hero Goatshart will be so hurt to see that you refer to him as a freak."

Only one of us has strings attached and dances everytime Goat posts. Go back and look at your history or better yet obsession you have.

"(By the way, your statement "BTW... As many know, most if not all high end restaurants like this place a 15% auto tip on orders over $100 bucks," is a joke. Maybe that's true in tightwadville Irvine, but not in real cities.)"

Not sure how or why you are stupid enough to mention Irvine, other than echoing another loser here who doesn't have a clue. Not that any city voted as the nations safests is somehow insulting. That said, htf would you know about the restaurants locally I speak of from your shack in Oregon?

#127 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 06:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

"I knew you would be one of the douchebags that admires the loser who left the shitty tip."

As opposed to you licking it up and not wondering why the anonymous blogger didn't tip her himself? You know, the clown who got the free meal and ragged on his boss while doing nothing?

BTW... Some idiot put up a thread about some canadian giving birth in BC without medicare. Go figure another lib made one little mistake, again...

Check out the latest, now it is a wealthy banker in some made up outrage...

'A wealthy banker compounds an insulting gratuity with a piece of career advice. Why he chose that amount...'
www.yahoo.com

#128 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 06:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

#127 -- that must be my pet m'boor obsessing over me again. I see his posts only when someone C&Ps them which is about once a month or so. Assuming that only one in 20 people do that, that means that m'boor brings me up at least every day and a half. And I haven't spoken to him in years.

Goddam, I didn't realize I was so deep under that losers skin! LOL I own that stupid freaky fuck a lot more than I thought. Admittedly, the dimwitted are easier to pwn (you don't see anyone with intelligence obsessing with me), but it's still funny as hell.

#129 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 06:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

#127 -- that must be my pet m'boor obsessing over me again.

Might as well change your name to Gepetto the way the lib puppets run to you...

#130 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 06:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

Hilarious. Just as Sully pointed out, Goatshart conflates someone making fun of his pathetic existence (and his insatiable love of this site - "Goatman Is Leaving," LOL!) with owing them. He's a funny little sharting man.

#131 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 06:21 PM | Reply | Flag:

As is his little wingman CoCoCrispee - the DR's Real Housewife of Orange County. Lol.

#132 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 06:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

"As is his little wingman CoCoCrispee - the DR's Real Housewife of Orange County. Lol."

LMAO... You grab onto Sally's skirt, and call someone else a wingman? Not to mention do another solo dance because you saw Goat posted?

#133 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 06:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

CoCo - are you the blonde housewife? Lol.

#134 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 06:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

"CoCo - are you the blonde housewife? Lol."

Not sure who she is. Does she take it in the ass like you mOnte?

#135 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 06:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

Why, are you sore down there again? Lol.

#136 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 06:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

Why, are you sore down there again? Lol.
Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 06:38 PM |

Nah... Your wife did all the work. But she is ruined for you...

#137 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 06:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

.
.....when I was going to high school, I used to work in a super high class restaurant as a bus boy......
...we had one banker who used to come in for lunch almost every day....
..when he came in alone, he only ate a bowl of soup with crackers, and never even pretended to tip, he used to sneer at the staff........
.....when he came in with his big-time clients, he used to order the best of everything, steaks, lobster, specialties.....he paid the bill, but always said to the waiters in the hearing of his clients "I'll take care of you later" with a friendly smile on his face....but he never even tipped a nickel..
...he was a regular customer, so the waiters could not challenge him to his face, or say anything rude without getting fired........
......so we used to spit in his soup, and the unlucky waiter who got to serve his table for free, would sometimes throw his steak on the floor and rub his shoes on it....
......favorite memory of the banker was one day, when an unlucky waiter and I, looked after a huge lunch this guy was hosting, and the waiter spit on his steak, threw it on the floor and stomped on it........
....after the meal, the banker looks at the waiter and says......"thank you, that's the best steak I ever had"........how we laughed........

#138 | Posted by skizziks at 2012-02-27 06:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sounds like the waiters are worse people than the bad tipper, skizziks. He broke no laws. They did. And you laugh about their actions and even claim their actions as your "favorite memory"

It figures. You have always struck me as a morally corrupt person. You prove it again.

#139 | Posted by goatman at 2012-02-27 07:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Nah... Your wife did all the work. But she is ruined for you...
#137 | Posted by crispee_oc"

That's what you get for having her use the big dildo on you again. On the bright side, it sounds like your anal fissures have finally healed.

#140 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 07:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

#139 | Posted by goatman | Relishes Banker Tube Steak

#141 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 07:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

That's what you get for having her use the big dildo on you again. On the bright side, it sounds like your anal fissures have finally healed.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 07:10 PM

Errr... she saves that shit for her husband. She just wanted the high hard one at least once and knew she couldn't get it at home.

#142 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 07:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

"She just wanted the high hard one at least once and knew she couldn't get it at home.
#142 | Posted by crispee_oc"

At your age?!? That's hilarious! Delusions of grandeur are rampant on the DR today.

#143 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 07:27 PM | Reply | Flag:

"At your age?!? That's hilarious! Delusions of grandeur are rampant on the DR today."

Why is your wife is smiling?

#144 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 07:32 PM | Reply | Flag:

What a pile of crap. You're conflating shit like oil subsidies and bank bailouts to an industry where tips have been part of the bargain

Different scale, same attitude.

since before you were born.

Shit like oil subsidies and bank bailouts have been "part of the bargain" since before many adults today were born. It sounds just as retarded if you try to use that as an excuse to try to deflect criticism of that part of our culture as well.

"They both have a tremendous sense of entitlement which disproportionately affects the low to middle income working class."

So the waiter has a "sense of entitlement" because he works in an industry where 50% of minimum wage is the norm?

As someone else pointed out, I was referring more to the employers who take advantage of the expectation they can get away with paying their employees less than 50% of minimum wage, although many employees in the industry share this attitude too.

How else do you explain the fact so many waitpersons take personal affront and bend over backwards to make excuses and rationalizations for the status quo whenever somebody criticizes the American tipping culture, despite the fact in most cases it's not in their best interest?

#145 | Posted by sentinel at 2012-02-27 07:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Why is your wife is smiling?
#144 | Posted by crispee_oc"

Well one reason is that she is lucky enough to have no clue who CoCoCrispee the DR Housewife of OC is. We should all be so lucky.

Now I'm tired of you humping my leg today. Run along and bother somebody else, old man.

#146 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 07:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

......so we used to spit in his soup, and the unlucky waiter who got to serve his table for free, would sometimes throw his steak on the floor and rub his shoes on it....

If this true, then he would have been more than justified to do the exact same thing to you and your friend's face.

#147 | Posted by sentinel at 2012-02-27 07:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

Waiters have memories for shit heads like this over privileged piece of filth, if he is stupid enough to return he'll regret it I think.

#7 | Posted by danni

Is there a Blue Moon?

I am agreeing with Danni today.

Yes. What a dumb fuck this guy is. I'll agree with the sentiment that it takes no brains or wit to make it in Wall Street. Just balls.

I think we should tar and feather this dumbass to send a message to the rest of the "lucky" morons who made big bucks off the loses of everyone else.

#148 | Posted by Eddie at 2012-02-27 08:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

I know people who are afraid not leave a tip in the tip jar when ordering take-out, because of what might happen the next time they go there.

#149 | Posted by sentinel at 2012-02-27 08:21 PM | Reply | Flag:

Now I'm tired of you humping my leg today. Run along and bother somebody else, old man.

#146 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2012-02-27 07:36 PM

Yet you wonder why your wife strays. Go figure.

#150 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-27 09:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

rcade got busy and took this thread down pretty quick. All the morons stupid enough to jump the gun should thank him for saving you loser the embarrassment you deserve.

Of course the restaurant has to be involved and suffer due to the incompetence and laziness of the national media. Yet the whining jealous libs here think nothing of it, and will blow this off as another mistake.

Also.... How many stories from Huffpo to here have been rendered made up?

#151 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2012-02-28 11:20 AM | Reply | Flag:

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