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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Thirty-five percent of adults in Britain admitted they sleep with a teddy bear to help de-stress and sleep at night, according to a survey of 6,000 Britons by the hotel chain Travelodge. The chain conducted the survey after its staff tried to reunite 75,000 bears left behind in its 452 England hotels -- and found many were not owned by children, UPI reports.

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Their monarch is still the Canadian head of state.

#1 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-21 11:38 AM | Reply | Flag:

Does Canada know that?

#2 | Posted by Diablo at 2012-02-21 11:43 AM | Reply | Flag:

Man...THAT is fucking weird.

#3 | Posted by justanoversight at 2012-02-21 11:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

And here i was thinking Mr. Bean was just fiction.

#4 | Posted by salamandagator at 2012-02-21 12:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

Old news, Nooblio. Hardly confined to the Brits. But hey, what the hell, any reason to slam the Brits, eh?

EmaxHealth Health News

Adults Need Their Teddy Bears, Too

By Deborah Mitchell on August 17, 2010

Do you take a teddy bear to bed with you at night? If you are an adult, chances are about one in three that you said yes, according to a new survey.

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In North America, Travelodge is franchised by Wyndham Worldwide, which has a mascot called Sleepy Bear. Travelodge also has a line of motels called Thriftlodge that has a bear mascot named TJ.

Comforting Teddy Bears

According to Travelodge, 25 percent of men say they take their teddy bear with them on business trips, but apparently many of the travelers have trouble remembering their comfort animals, as the hotel reported having to reunite more than 75,000 bears with their owners last year, and many of the reunions were with adults.

This is not the first time Travelodge has surveyed adults about their need for stuffed, cuddly comfort. In 2007, a survey of 2,000 people found that 63 percent of respondents said they needed a cuddly toy to sleep. Twenty percent of men admitted to cuddling a teddy, compared to 15 percent of women.

#5 | Posted by ZOT at 2012-02-21 12:20 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Does Canada know that?

#2 | Posted by Diablo at 2012-02-21 11:43 AM | Reply | Flag:"

According to a 2008 poll, 28% of Canada knows who their head of state is. Up from 5% in 2002.

#6 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-21 12:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

Englishmen are either a bunch of degenerate thugs that spend all day drinking at home or traveling aboard in search of prostitutes that value money over good looks, boorish behavior, and bad teeth - or they are straight laced pansy boys. Any Englishmen outside of the country turns into an immediate asshole that thinks they still run the world. I challenge you to go to any "English Pub" anywhere in the world outside the UK (and no, the challenge is not to drink their terrible beer) but to find even a semi-decent human being in the lot. I will win every time.

#7 | Posted by Jacque_Strap at 2012-02-21 03:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Ich bin ein Englander!"

- Wisgod

#8 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2012-02-21 09:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

As long as the mother fucker wears a gun too, the teddy bear can stay in bed.

#9 | Posted by BloodSacrafice at 2012-02-21 09:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

Just me and my Teddy, lying in bed and loaded for bear. Come and get me now, ya Gangsta Nigga home invaders!

If Teddy don't nail you, I will.

#10 | Posted by BloodSacrafice at 2012-02-21 09:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Englishmen are all cocksuckers.

When one of my cousins went shopping there, he used his perfect American accent on them. He made it better by sounding like a redneck.

He said they would do ANYTHING to please him or help him or show him directions, whatever.

If you are an American... the British and also many Europeans... would suck your cock in a second.

As most of their women are born sluts, you'll have a nice time there.

#11 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-21 10:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

If you think I am exaggerating, go to UK, say "Could you help me please, I'm an American and I'm lost".

You will probably end up staying with the Queen, free of cost.

They are obsessed by Americans.

#12 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-21 10:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

My cousin basically got heavy discounts out of them.

He said he could make any one of them suck his cock, but they all had bad teeth and he didn't fancy getting hurt.

#13 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-21 10:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

-They are obsessed by Americans.

I spent a week in Ireland about 13 years ago.

They were fascinated with Americans, but at the same time, didn't have a very high opinion of them either.

#14 | Posted by eberly at 2012-02-21 10:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

Corky sleeps with bears* that may or may not be named Teddy.

*Bears is a LGBT slang term that refers to members of a subculture in the homosexual realm that are heavy-set men who are often characterized as having hairy bodies and facial hair; some are also muscular; some project an image of rugged masculinity in their grooming and appearance. Some bears place importance on presenting a hypermasculine image and may shun interaction with, and even disdain, men who exhibit effeminacy**.1

**Corky is the exception.

1) From Wiki

#15 | Posted by tontonmacoute at 2012-02-21 11:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

So.... who knew TontoCooties was an Wiki expert on male homo-erotica?

OK, OK... everyone knew!

Here's Pronto Tonto writing as Scooter "Bear" Libby....

www.tompaine.com

Rwinger kink.

#16 | Posted by Corky at 2012-02-21 11:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

As most of their women are born sluts, you'll have a nice time there.

#11 | Posted by Tosser
At least they are women and not goats!
They may have bad teeth , but they don't have to hide under a Burka to hide the beard and camel nose.

#17 | Posted by patron at 2012-02-22 12:31 AM | Reply | Flag:

I will win every time.

#7 | Posted by Jacque_Strap

You certainly are in the running fro winning the Ugly American award, Strappy.

#18 | Posted by ZOT at 2012-02-22 08:34 AM | Reply | Flag:

Englishmen are all cocksuckers.

#11 | Posted by Tosser

In your wet dreams, WoG.

#19 | Posted by ZOT at 2012-02-22 08:36 AM | Reply | Flag:

In your wet dreams, WoG.

No.. in YOUR wet dreams, SNOT.

Your profile has been upgraded. Congratulations.

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#20 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-22 09:52 AM | Reply | Flag:

Mr Whoppit was the teddy bear mascot of Donald Campbell, the land and water speed record holder.

As was his father Sir Malcolm Campbell, Donald Campbell was highly superstitious. Donald also placed his faith in a lucky mascot, Mr Whoppit. He refused to drive unless Whoppit was with him. One of his wife Tonia's tasks was to hand Whoppit to him on entering the cockpit.[1]

Whoppit was with Campbell during his serious crash during a land-speed record attempt at the Bonneville Salt Flats in 1960, driving the Proteus Bluebird.

Campbell was killed during a record attempt on Coniston in 1967, whilst driving the jet hydroplane Bluebird K7. Campbell's body wasn't recovered, although Mr Whoppit floated free and was found almost immediately (Campbell's body was finally located and recovered in 2001).

Gar Wood and his brother George also kept teddy bears tied to their raceboat engines. [2

#21 | Posted by northguy3 at 2012-02-22 11:04 AM | Reply | Flag:

Picture James Bond snuggling up to his Oookie-Wookie and sucking his thumb.

#22 | Posted by Diablo at 2012-02-22 11:13 AM | Reply | Flag:

Ya just gotta love them limeys.

#23 | Posted by Sniper at 2012-02-22 11:16 AM | Reply | Flag:

"If you are an American... the British and also many Europeans... would suck your cock in a second."

I was in Poland in 1992. Being an American was like being a rock star.

I found the Britis polite enough and everything but they weren't nearly as impressed with my national origin as the Poles were. I even had a bartender act insulted when I gave her a tip. Of course after I told her that tipping bartenders was just a habit and that I didn't mean to insult her and would take the money back if she wanted, she kept it.....

#24 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-22 12:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

they weren't nearly as impressed with my national origin

It's an act.

Scratch just below the surface and even the Queen will give you a blowjob.

My cousin acted a bit more American than an American and that probably melted away the famous Brit restraint. LOL

#25 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-22 12:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

They are obsessed by Americans.

#12 | Posted by Tosser obsessed with Hating Americans

#26 | Posted by donnerboy at 2012-02-22 02:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

So everyone pretends to be American when traveling except Americans; we pretend we're Canadian.

#27 | Posted by kanrei at 2012-02-22 02:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

"So everyone pretends to be American when traveling except Americans; we pretend we're Canadian."

Every time I hear of an American doing this, it makes me want to puke. Not out of patriotism but because this is being done to fool bigots into liking the person telling the lie.

"I'm going to claim to be Canadian so I can pal around with bigots who would hate me due to my true national origin....."

Good luck with that. Wouldn't want to miss out on hanging with bigoted fucking assholes during your vacation....

#28 | Posted by Sully at 2012-02-22 03:18 PM | Reply | Flag:

So everyone pretends to be American when traveling

My cousin IS American. Most of them are.

He wasn't lying. Just hammed his accent up, he did.

#29 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-22 03:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

#26 | Posted by DinnerBoy at 2012-02-22 02:25 PM | Reply | Flag: Bungholioed

#30 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-22 03:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

#20 | Posted by Tosser

Don't much care about your little list, WoG. But if you makes you happy and keeps your little hooves busy... Busy hooves are happy hooves.

#31 | Posted by ZOT at 2012-02-22 04:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

think THIS might have something to do with it?

#32 | Posted by Shredder at 2012-02-22 04:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

or rather, this.

#33 | Posted by Shredder at 2012-02-22 05:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm going to claim to be Canadian so I can pal around with bigots who would hate me due to my true national origin....."

Sully-it's not to pal around with America-haters, it's to avoid being attacked by random America-haters.

Listening to Tosser bad mouth Brits, it just reminds me the that pakis were the colonial equivalent of donkeys- grumbling pack animals for the Indian rajahs and British Army. Kipling speaks of the "Muhammadans" in India in the same tone as he does a cavalry horse.

#34 | Posted by northguy3 at 2012-02-22 06:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

pakis were the colonial equivalent of donkeys- grumbling pack animals for the Indian rajahs

And how is that possible when there were no "pakis" back then in the good old colonial days?

Kipling speaks of the "Muhammadans" in India in the same tone as he does a cavalry horse.

I don't think so Gunga Din.

He worked for the "Muhammadans" at the Civil and Military Gazette in Lahore (now Pakistan).

LOL.... lets make some more facts out of your Canadian ass.

However what I said about the British and about the Euros in general, is true. Any American who has been there will confirm.

#35 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-22 10:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

Don't much care about your little list, WoG.

Yes, you do.

Your saying you don't, proves it, SNOT. You could've easily ignored it. LOL

#36 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-22 11:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

Teddy Bears? No thanks. I'll stick with my inflatables.

#37 | Posted by squinch at 2012-02-23 08:28 AM | Reply | Flag:

Yes, you do.

Your saying you don't, proves it, SNOT. You could've easily ignored it. LOL

#36 | Posted by Tosser

Oh, I suppose iffen I clicked on your little link, I would, but I didn't, so you kin Sod Off, WoGgy.

#38 | Posted by ZOT at 2012-02-23 09:02 AM | Reply | Flag:

but I didn't

But you did.

I can tell when people view the page. And YOU... my dear SNOT... viewed it 2 minutes before you made that post here, saying you don't care.

LOL... Idiot... first understand how the internet works, THEN lie about it.

#39 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-23 09:23 AM | Reply | Flag:

Sod Off

That's the Queens English that is, mate. Not American. LOL

Been practicing to impress me, what?

#40 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-23 09:24 AM | Reply | Flag:

Sad... truly sad.

#41 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-23 09:25 AM | Reply | Flag:

I can tell when people view the page. And YOU... my dear SNOT... viewed it 2 minutes before you made that post here, saying you don't care.

#39 | Posted by Tosser

You lie, WoG. Post proof. But you can't. So, in Good America-speak: Fuck Off!

#42 | Posted by ZOT at 2012-02-23 10:11 AM | Reply | Flag:

You lie, WoG.

I never lie, SNOT.

I wasn't brought up like you were.

Post proof.

Your reaction at being caught in a lie, is enough proof.

#43 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-23 10:15 AM | Reply | Flag:

Fuck Off!

And fuck you too. LOL

Are we done?

#44 | Posted by Tosser at 2012-02-23 10:16 AM | Reply | Flag:

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