Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs
Thursday, February 16, 2012

A sovereign citizen in Washington, recently sentenced to three years for threatening to "arrest" the mayor of Kirkland, is suing federal prosecutors for allegedly conspiring against him using poor grammar. David Russell Myrland calls their actions "backwards-correct-syntaxing- modification fraud." In January, a suit filed by Myrland accused federal prosecutors and Department of Homeland Security officials of violating his civil rights through "babbling-collusion-threats" and "grammar-second-grade-writing- level-fraud."

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In his lawsuit, Myrland writes, "For this federal-judge's-amicus-curiae-claim of this document-evidence is with the damage-claim of the vassalees'-evidence with the parse-syntax-grammar-fraud with a correction or with a vacating-pardon with the claimaint: David-Russell: by the vassalees."

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Grammar-based conspiracy?

Sounds like that lunatic who shot Giffords.

#1 | Posted by Dr_Icepick at 2012-02-16 12:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

Silly riighties can't leave it alone!

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2012-02-16 01:20 PM | Reply | Flag:

icepick's a righty?

#3 | Posted by SHEEPLESHEPERD at 2012-02-16 01:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

I bet he'll send bills for his time to all the government employees as well and then file leins with Wash State for billions of dollars...

Never go full retard.

#4 | Posted by SHEEPLESHEPERD at 2012-02-16 01:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

5--FF for Tedly!

#5 | Posted by pragmatist at 2012-02-16 01:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

Grammar-based conspiracy?

Sounds like that lunatic who shot Giffords.

#21 | Posted by Dr_Icepick at 2012-02-16 12:46 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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My thoughts exactly. He even did a video about that shit. Damn, some people are just nuts.

#6 | Posted by cbob at 2012-02-16 08:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

...or Reitz
#5

First thing that popped in my head.

#7 | Posted by memyselfini at 2012-02-16 09:12 PM | Reply | Flag:

Never go full retard.

I repudiate that blood libel!
SARAH!!!

"Myrland has been linked to a group of Washington-area sovereign citizens who call themselves “County Rangers,” that have recently been facing a slew of various charges for tax fraud, among other things. They have also been linked to Alaska Peacemaker Militia leader Schaeffer Cox."

#8 | Posted by northguy3 at 2012-02-16 10:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sometimes an idiot is just a idiot.
#1 | Posted by paneocon

As you demonstrate here, day in, day out.

Go easy on him, it's the only time he's right.

#9 | Posted by jpw at 2012-02-16 11:26 PM | Reply | Flag:

Alcoa stock will jump again. This election year has been great for "tin foil" manufacturers and hat makers.

#10 | Posted by nimbleswitch at 2012-02-17 12:25 AM | Reply | Flag:

So I'm sticking with "Man Living In Staunchly GOP Area Suspected of Killing, Eating Cats."

#16 | POSTED BY DOC_SARVIS AT 2012-02-16 10:54 AM | REPLY | FLAG:

Given the fact that there is an entire nation of Chinese that eat cats....and the Chinese are in fact Communist....we can only conclude that this "gentleman" is a devout leftist whom developed his palate while reading over The New York Times!

#11 | Posted by Dirk at 2012-02-17 08:39 AM | Reply | Flag:

If you build it, they will come.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

On the juice again dik-dok?

#12 | Posted by Sniper at 2012-02-17 10:03 AM | Reply | Flag:

These 'Sovereign Citizens' have lost their mind.

#13 | Posted by COMMONSENSE at 2012-02-17 02:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

"babbling-collusion-threats" and "grammar-second-grade-writing- level-fraud."
Yep, that would describe our current dictatorship.

#14 | Posted by patriotwoman23 at 2012-02-17 09:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

Did he also try to sell anyone built-in amp guitars that made a $10 fender practice amp sound heavenly?

#15 | Posted by zeropointnrg at 2012-02-18 04:19 AM | Reply | Flag:

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