The secret to Tylenol #3 (or Lortab) is to drink a few beers with them. My dentist told me that after oral surgery, and it worked wonders.
#26 | Posted by vernon
These days, that's what I call "My Morning Pick-Me-Up." Afterwards, I usually gargle with a quart of CocoBioDiesel; perform the usual nettie pot ritual with a mixture of scalding Taipei gutter water, 30 ml Smirnoff's vodka + 3/4 glass Riccandonna Asti Champagne + a can of Red Bull energy drink; and gargle with what's left of the monsoon runoff from my hootch's tar paper roof. My first wife, Belladonna, told me that when she left in a huff, and it's worked wonders.
Around mid-mornimg I stave off Morpheus's dark approach by swallowing a few handfuls of Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs), Serotonin-norepinephrine reuptake inhibitors (SNRIs), Noradrenergic and specific serotonergic antidepressants (NaSSAs), Norepinephrine (noradrenaline) reuptake inhibitors (NRIs), Norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitors (NDRIs),Selective serotonin reuptake enhancers (SSREs), some Melatonergic agonists, a few Tricyclic antidepressants, and Monoamine oxidase inhibitors (MAOIs), Viagra, liccorice, HobNobs -- whatever's handy in my "Sooprise Cookie Jar" -- accompanied by a cup of warm liquified grease from the local Roto-Rooter man. My second wife, Flicka, told me that just before she left in a huff, and it's worked wonders.
At lunchtime -- have I told you I'm on a diet? -- I suck up three Ibogaine suppositories crafted by my neighbors, Messrs. Cheng and Eng, and take a very long nap. My third wife, RammaLammaDingDong, told me about that just before she left in a huff, and it's worked wonders.
~Vermin
