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Diplomat Loses Post Because He's 'Biggest Dick'

Pakistani diplomat Miangul Akbar Zeb was recently declined accreditation as his nation's ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The problem, it seems, is that his name means "biggest male genitals" in Arabic.

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In a country full of dicks, this guy's star shines bright. Maybe he should go into Paki porn (shudder).

#1 | Posted by cookfish at 2010-02-04 11:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

No, Cork, it isn't what you thought. Stand down.

#2 | Posted by cookfish at 2010-02-05 12:03 AM | Reply | Flag:


"The Biggest Dick" by Cookfish.

How.... apropos, Emilie.


#3 | Posted by Corky at 2010-02-05 12:08 AM | Reply | Flag:

He's further handicapped by his wife's name, Corki, which loosely translated means "huge gaping hole."

#4 | Posted by cookfish at 2010-02-05 12:11 AM | Reply | Flag:


Cookfish's name is a genital reference in Swahili.

It means, "Transgendered and Pregnant."


#5 | Posted by Corky at 2010-02-05 12:17 AM | Reply | Flag:


Or was it, "Gothic Lolita"? I forget.

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2010-02-05 12:18 AM | Reply | Flag:

Amazing! This is the exact polar opposite of Chairpoodles hiring policy.

#7 | Posted by briwo at 2010-02-05 12:22 AM | Reply | Flag:

Zeb is a relatively common Urdu name (زب) whose meaning in Arabic isn't used in polite conversation. In other words, it's a reference to the male genitals.

If we call someone a zebhead will it get flagged?

#8 | Posted by CalifChris at 2010-02-05 12:36 AM | Reply | Flag:

Tell them "omak sharmota" instead.

#9 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-02-05 12:39 AM | Reply | Flag:

"zebhead" =

"Sombrero de bombero" en espaol

#10 | Posted by goatman at 2010-02-05 12:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

"zebhead" =

"Sombrero de bombero" en espaol


"firemanhead"? lol

Sure you don't mean "bambero"?

#11 | Posted by CalifChris at 2010-02-05 01:23 AM | Reply | Flag:

"fireman's hat"

It makes sense...

#12 | Posted by ZombieHunter at 2010-02-05 01:24 AM | Reply | Flag:

#1 claro de si

You pick up their idioms living in SA. LOL Good description as you said and it rolls off the tongue in a comical manner. Great eupemism, IMO

#13 | Posted by goatman at 2010-02-05 01:29 AM | Reply | Flag:

I knew sombrero means "hat" but since we were talking about "zebhead" I went with "head" instead.

I thought bombero meant fireman in Spanish? But there are so many variations and meanings (just like in the English language) I'm not even going to pretend to know them all, particulary when I can't even speak Spanish fluently.

#14 | Posted by CalifChris at 2010-02-05 01:32 AM | Reply | Flag:

Ohhhhh! NOW I get it!

The shape of a fireman's hat is similar in shape to the top of a, well, you know.


#15 | Posted by CalifChris at 2010-02-05 01:36 AM | Reply | Flag:

Cue JT to come in and make a remark it's 'cause I haven't seen one in 20 years.

Wrong again, JT. lol

#16 | Posted by CalifChris at 2010-02-05 01:40 AM | Reply | Flag:

GOATMAN

Jim Varney used to call lovemaking something like this (in English). How did Google translate do? LOL :

ocultar el nazi (casco de soldado y todo)

#17 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2010-02-05 01:40 AM | Reply | Flag:

AU

ocultar el nazi (casco de soldado y todo)


BabelFish translates it from Spanish to English as:

"to hide the Nazi (helmet of soldier and everything)"

lol

#18 | Posted by CalifChris at 2010-02-05 01:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

CHRIS LOL

Jim always referred to 'it' as "Hide the Nazi". I added 'helmet of the soldier and everything' in case it didn't translate correctly. LOL

#19 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2010-02-05 01:53 AM | Reply | Flag:

actually casco means helmet. That phrase probably most closely translates to "To hide the German helmet". I'm sure many guys here have heard "German helmet" as a euphemism for their dick. (I've heard "purple helmet" more frequently, actually)

#20 | Posted by goatman at 2010-02-05 01:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

The other day you taught Murphy what "lizards in your pants" meant and today I've learned another meaning for "German helmet."

You fellows sure have a lot of terms to describe your favorite part of your anatomy. LOL

Women don't give theirs a million nicknames. Actually, we don't even really talk about it.

Gotta be a guy thing.

#21 | Posted by CalifChris at 2010-02-05 02:06 AM | Reply | Flag:

Women don't give theirs a million nicknames.

That's OK. Men give it a million names for you. Everything from "bearded clam" to "Zootchie"

#22 | Posted by goatman at 2010-02-05 02:22 AM | Reply | Flag:

Vajayjay in polite company LOL

#23 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2010-02-05 02:30 AM | Reply | Flag:

LOL @ "Zebhead".

And thus a new intrawebz meme is born.

Women don't give theirs a million nicknames.

Spud tried naming his GFs wizard sleeve one day.

Note to folks considering this option.

Do NOT go with "Lucy". Not even as a joke.

Apparently, it's not funneh at all.

Spud's fave euphemism fer a ladies rubbery bits is "whisker biscuit".

Not sure why but that one just cracks Spud up.

Be Well.

#24 | Posted by dethspud at 2010-02-05 03:56 AM | Reply | Flag:

That's OK. Men give it a million names for you. Everything from "bearded clam" to "Zootchie"

sausage wallet
mitt
The Y
fish taco

#25 | Posted by Axiom at 2010-02-05 06:15 AM | Reply | Flag:

Cookie googling "Pakisanti" and "dick" while passing the time? No surprise here. Nothing to see. Move on.

#26 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2010-02-05 07:13 AM | Reply | Flag:

Axe wound.

#27 | Posted by klifferd at 2010-02-05 07:53 AM | Reply | Flag:

I'm curious, Spud. Was that "Lucy" for Lucille Ball, or for the Australopithecus afarensis skull Leakey discovered and subsequently nicknamed Lucy?

We all know the commedienne was famous for her big mouth, and Leakey described Australopithecus as having "protruding faces and large teeth."

Either way, it's a pretty telling choice.

#28 | Posted by valis at 2010-02-05 08:25 AM | Reply | Flag:

I 'm curious, Spud. Was that "Lucy" for Lucille Ball, or for the Australopithecus afarensis skull Leakey discovered and subsequently nicknamed Lucy?

The former.

Cos Spud is luff "Lucy" and the "Ball" part seemed equally apropos.

Never heard of a connection tween Leakey's Lucy and the famous comedienne.

Here's a notion. If Richard Leakey had married Farrah Fawcett back in the day her name woulda been Farrah Leaky-Fawcett.

This amuses Spud.

Be Well.

#29 | Posted by dethspud at 2010-02-05 08:35 AM | Reply | Flag:

" Australopithecus afarensis skull Leakey discovered "

Fail anthropology much?

Lucy was a SKELETON discovered by Johanson and Edey in 1980, you ignorant fuck.

www.anthro4n6.net

#30 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-05 09:45 AM | Reply | Flag:

Actually it was Johanson and Grey.
I see no one caught that.
Figures.

#31 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-05 09:48 AM | Reply | Flag:

#31 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-05 09:48 AM | Reply | Flag: Thinks his brain is as big as his ass.

Intellectual braggadocio from someone who judges climate by his pool temperature is funny to say the least.

#32 | Posted by ELCIDCE90 at 2010-02-05 09:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

#32 | Posted by ELCIDCE90 at 2010-02-05 09:59 AM | Reply | Flag: Thinks dinosaurs wore saddles.


There's a book out about you, goober.

www.amazon.com

#33 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-05 10:02 AM | Reply | Flag:

By golly you're slightly right. Now that I look it up, it was also 1974 rather than 1980.

If you're going to get on your high horse, you really should cinch the saddle first.

#34 | Posted by valis at 2010-02-05 10:03 AM | Reply | Flag:

High Eohippus?

#35 | Posted by valis at 2010-02-05 10:05 AM | Reply | Flag:

"she was found in a sedimentary layer that eventually was dated at 3.5 MaBP (Johanson, Edey 1980)."
www.anthro4n6.net


Now about that water temperature.

global-
warming.accuweather.com

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#36 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-05 10:07 AM | Reply | Flag:

"High Eohippus?"

You'll get a small, but deeply appreciative, audience for that one. LOL!

#37 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2010-02-05 10:10 AM | Reply | Flag:

"You'll get a small, but deeply appreciative, audience for that one. LOL!"

Make that two.

#38 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2010-02-05 10:11 AM | Reply | Flag:

Can't wait for the PakiPoodle to give his two centimeters in this thread. Expect something condescending toward Americans as per usual.

#39 | Posted by JOE at 2010-02-05 10:22 AM | Reply | Flag:

Somebody I know claimed to have worked with a guy name She-theed spelled "Shithead". I can't remember who told me this and I'm not sure I believe it.

#40 | Posted by Sully at 2010-02-05 11:50 AM | Reply | Flag:

Can't believe I'm even going to do this, but:

1974
en.wikipedia.org(Australopithecus)

1973
www.unm.edu

1974
www.wsu.edu:8001

1974
blogcritics.org

1974
wiki.answers.com

1974
www.pbs.org

1974
encyclopedia.thefreedictionary
.com(Australopithecus)

1974
www.boston.com

No 1980 anywhere. Now perhaps the finders didn't publish until 1980, but the general concensus (and god knows global warming believers like their concensus) is that she was dug up in 1974.

#41 | Posted by valis at 2010-02-05 01:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

"No 1980 anywhere. "

That was the date of the paper that dated the site where Lucy was found.

#42 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-05 01:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Known informally as Lucy and formally as AL-288-1 (Afar Locality #288), she was found in a sedimentary layer that eventually was dated at 3.5 MaBP (Johanson, Edey 1980)."

www.anthro4n6.net

#43 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-05 01:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

Lucy was discovered in 1974.
The paper that dated the sediment in which she was found was published in 1980.

#44 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-05 01:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

Of course we all know the earth is 6,000 years old.
;*P

#45 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-05 01:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

" "Later in the night of November 30th [1974], there was much celebration and excitement over the discovery of what looked like a fairly complete hominid skeleton. There was drinking, dancing, and singing; the Beatles' song 'Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds' was playing over and over. At some point during that night no one remembers when or by whom the skeleton was given the name 'Lucy.' The name has stuck" (Johanson website). "
www.anthro4n6.net

#46 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-05 01:48 PM | Reply | Flag:

The early hominid species known as Australopithecus afarensis includes fossils from two sites, Laetoli in northern Tanzania and Hadar in the Afar region of Ethiopia. Johanson's most acclaimed find occurred in 1974 at Hadar with the discovery of a 1.8 million-year-old partial skeleton of Homo habilis and Lucy, a 3.5 million-year-old nearly complete fossil of a female Australopithecus afarensis. She was the best find during an outstanding season where Johanson's crew uncovered parts of 13 individuals of what National Geographic dubbed, after the official announcement, 'The First Family of Fossils." Lucy quickly became a household name.
www.mnsu.edu

#47 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-05 01:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

The barnacle wins biggest dick with the largest penis to bodymass ratio in the animal kingdom...

#48 | Posted by SHEEPLESHEPERD at 2010-02-05 01:57 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Zeb" means dick in Arabic?

Since when?

I know a girl named "Zeba".... what the hell is that supposed to mean?

#49 | Posted by Tosser at 2010-02-05 02:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

I know a girl named "Zeba"....

I only know a character named "Zeba"

#50 | Posted by eberly at 2010-02-05 03:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

Anyway....

Once upon a time (yes, true story), an Arab gentleman on a Pakistani airline requested a drink or something.

When the stewardess gave it to him, she asked, "Would like anything else, sir?"

He smiled and said to her "Maalish".

"Waa.. WHAT did you just say to me???!!!"

"Maalish!" he said again smiling. "Maalish MAALISH!!!"

"You bastard.... ".... she called the air-guard and got the Arab beaten up....

He was crying and said "All I said was THANK YOU! Why you beating me up?"

In Arabic "Maalish" means "don't worry about it... no need, thanks."

In Urdu it means "I wanna massage!"

#51 | Posted by Tosser at 2010-02-05 03:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

I only know a character named "Zeba"


Zeba is a common girl's name.

#52 | Posted by Tosser at 2010-02-05 03:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

#33 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2010-02-05 10:02 AM | Reply | Flag: Thinks papers published by college undergrads are "peer reviewed"

Again, and it begs repeating often, insults from someone who judges climate based on their pool temperature is just plain funny.

#53 | Posted by ELCIDCE90 at 2010-02-05 03:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

Biggus Dickus

www.youtube.com

#54 | Posted by SLBronkowitz at 2010-02-05 07:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Kind of reminds me of that Japanese politico named ... Takeshiite

#55 | Posted by Massai at 2010-02-05 08:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

'Do NOT go with "Lucy". Not even as a joke.'


My name is Paco,
I make a taco

I get a dollar a day

I go so Lucy,
she give me pussy

she take my dollar away

Arriba!

#56 | Posted by wurster at 2010-02-05 10:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

He needs to come to Washington where he would fit in very well.

#57 | Posted by acommontater at 2010-02-06 06:01 AM | Reply | Flag:

Yeah, we could see who's the biggest dick, him or ex-UN ambassador Bolton.

#58 | Posted by smeg at 2010-02-06 11:22 AM | Reply | Flag:

Cookie googling "Pakisanti" and "dick" while passing the time? No surprise here. Nothing to see. Move on.

#26 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

All I got was 65,423 entries for some blogger named Tosser.

#59 | Posted by donnerboy at 2010-02-07 12:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

Now that is FF funny!

#60 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2010-02-07 12:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Zeba" means Zeb sucker, I believe.

#61 | Posted by gotchamedia at 2010-02-07 01:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

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