Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

During a hunting trip near Los Banos, Calif., a Labrador retriever shot its 53-year-old owner in the back with the man's shotgun when the man set his shotgun down on the ground to retrieve some duck decoys.

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Are Fido and Rover finally getting themselves organized?

I thought it was illegal in California to arm your dogs. Or was that bears?

The hunter was distracted by the decoys...


QUACK!

Bet it was a Black Lab.

Setting a gun down with a round in the chamber is stupid, even with the safety on. Hopefully this guy learned his lesson.

Man he got killed by a "stray" bullet.

"Guns don't kill people-Dogs do!"

Doesn't the NRA offer some kind of gun safety course? Perhaps instead of protecting the rights of gang members to own Mac-10's they should be out teaching people to be safe with the guns they already own.

(this post brought to you in the style of Karl Rove by your friendly troll patrol.)


Man; 'Sit, boy, Stay, I gotta go check the decoys'.

Dog; (thinking to himself) 'You know what, I'm get tired of all the time, staying and sitting and rolling over and fetching.....'

He will only have to serve one-seventh of his sentence.

Thus dog must have come from Dick Cheneys Hunting Dog Academy

Another boring DOG STEPS ON GUN story

Statistically, freak accidents happen, but the stupid fucks are the ones that needs to be isolated and disarmed.

Now, if we could teach deer to shoot, the match will be even. Most deer hunters wouldn't care cause the reason they have for going hunting is to get away from their wives and drink!

This makes the "man bites dog" seem like a non-story.

Now, if we could teach deer to shoot, the match will be even.

It's not unusual for the first kill during Michigan deer season to be a hunter. Enough beer makes orange look brown, I guess.

This happens more often than you'd think.

When I was a paramedic we were called to a scene where a man had attempted to pull his shotgun through the rear door of his car after a hunting trip.

Unfortunately, he chose to remove it by the muzzle and the trigger caught on a coat hanger lying on the seat.

Also, very unfortunately, he had been hunting deer and the gun was still loaded with buckshot.

It definitely wasn't pretty and he definitely wasn't alive when we got there.

Any body who shoots dear with buckshot is a moron to begin with. He probably got that way eating all the lead his daddy fed him as a kid. Frickin' hillbillies.

Wow! That dog can hunt. At any rate this is a doggone shame. That poor canine will be traumatized for life, and to think, it was just hours away from duck feet stew before he shot the cook.

"Any body who shoots dear with buckshot is a moron to begin with."

True but this guy was retrieving duck decoys when he got shot so I'd assume he was duck hunting.

Any body who shoots dear with buckshot is a moron to begin with. He probably got that way eating all the lead his daddy fed him as a kid. Frickin' hillbillies.

You mean "deer" instead of dear?

frickin moran

"frickin moran"

Ya gotta love the self-retorting retort.

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The man is actually very lucky that he was hunting fowl. If he wasn't using bird-shot and instead was using deer slugs, he wouldn't be here today. Then again, the dog probably wouldn't have been there either.

If this guy had any smarts, he would have skipped the mutt, had some peon hold the bird down while he shot it, and freed up more drinking time.

Fuck you very much,

Dick Cheney

You mean "deer" instead of dear?

frickin moran

I thought he was talking about his wife.

Fetch? Why don't you go FETCH MOTHERFUCKER!

Happens from time to time.

That was for Lassie, motherfucker!

Jim Carrey's skit as Timmy in trouble on In Living Color was a classic. "Lassie, get me a Ricoh 442b cross cut saw"... etc. LOL

/Getting a real kick out of this thread.

Be Well.

"frickin moran"

Ya gotta love the self-retorting retort.

Ah - You see what I did there.

Guns don't shoot people...Dogs do!

Dog shoots hunter
Man bites dog
Democrats win elections
RNC likes protest

Going to be a weird decade.

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