Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

Holiday Inn, operator of over 4,000 hotels worldwide, will begin to offer a free five-minute "human bed warming service" at it's London Kensington hotel throughout next week. If requested, a willing member of hotel staff will jump in your bed, dressed head to foot in an all-in-one sleeper suit, until your nightly chamber warms up.

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Okay, electric blanket vs. human bedwarmers?

Maybe danni could just talk under the covers for a couple of minutes, that should warm it up nicely.

"democrats good, republicans bad"

Just another excuse for not having clean sheets.

Now if you had the human bed wetting service, it sure would save the GNOP pants pissers a lot of effort.

726,

ha.

#4 | Posted by 726

pants pissers, wow how original. Wait, you are a lib so someone else made that up for you.

In the libs utopia the government would pay for someone to warm up their bed.

"democrats good, republicans bad"

and you talk about others' originality???

'Human Bed Warming' Service Launched In UK

It's called 'Madonna".

...Holiday Inn...will begin to offer a free five-minute "human bed warming service"....

If I, ahh, rather liked the "human bedwarming server" the Holiday Inn had sent to my room, I wonder if they'd allow him to stay a little longer than five minutes and really warm up the place.


Friction would imply a certain amount of dryness. Can't keep one interested long enough to lube herself naturally, Letus?

#13 | Posted by LetUsPrey

Talking about someones mom is totally uncalled for.

I'm telling my "escort" clients to re-label themselves immediately...

do they charge extra for dutch ovens?

I was skimming over the headlines and I read "Human Bed Wetting Service Launched in UK".

I do the same for my wife most nights. I shower first then climb in on her side to warm up the bed. It works out quite well. I like the cool sheets and she likes them warm.

crabs extra

Gross.

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