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Major Nidal Hasan, charged with killing 13 in the Fort Hood shooting spree, is paralyzed from the chest down and is not a flight risk, his defense attorney said after a hearing before a military magistrate in Hasan's hospital room Saturday.

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paralyzed from the chest down

And after all those strippers, too. Who says God doesn't have a denied of humor?

Cookfish has, I understand, offered to counsel Hasan on how he deals with the same condition after that unfortunate incident with the Bass O'Matic.


sense of humor

Those 72 virgins are kind of a waste now, huh!

Lis you have become more ignorant than Nanc as of late. What makes your deity any better than the muslim's deity?

'Ain't That A Shame?' with apologies to Fats Domino

When he converted to Islam, he became paralyzed from the neck up.

He was shot by a soldier. He should sue the Army for his injuries.

What makes your deity any better than the muslim's deity?

#4 | Posted by jackass at 2009-11-21 11:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

Well, to start, the true God is about love, compassion, forgiveness and redemption.

The false god is about mayhem, murder, intolerance and brutality.


What makes your deity any better than the muslim's deity?

#4 | Posted by jackass

My dog's bigger than your dog,
My dog's bigger than yours,
My dog's bigger
And he chases mailmen,
My dog's bigger than yours,

My dog's better than your dog,
My dog's better than yours,
His name is King,
And he had puppies,
My dog's better than yours.

Lis you have become more ignorant than Nanc as of late. What makes your deity any better than the muslim's deity?
#4 | Posted by jackass

Blame Tosser. He gave her a world class trolling (it was something to behold) and she's still in recovery.

Blame Tosser. He gave her a world class trolling (it was something to behold) and she's still in recovery.

Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2009-11-22 09:00 AM | Reply


Sad addressing one troll about another troll and not giving a damn about either. Unfuckingbelievabley sad HC.

Larry

What?

What what?

What what what?

I think he needs a good ACLU lawyer, and should sue that pos cop who shot him, while he was on religious sabatical

"The false god is about mayhem, murder, intolerance and brutality."


So, the old testament god is a false god?


So, the old testament god is a false god?


#16 | Posted by Dave at 2009-11-22 10:36 AM | Reply | Flag:

Different dispensation, different rules. The Old Testament is for historical reference only

The Gospel puts us under new standards

'there is no god apart from God, and Muhammad is the Messenger of God.'

'there is no god apart from God, and Muhammad is the Messenger of God.'


Watch it dude! If you repeat that out loud, you become a Muslim. LOL

(no really... all you have to do is repeat what he wrote)

So what?

His dick obviously didn't work before anyway...

...lighter fluid bath...

...and send him flaming straight to Hell.

Tosser I was told you have to say the shahada in Arabic in front of an imam.

Tosser I was told you have to say the shahada in Arabic in front of an imam.


No sir. It will work in English in front of a mirror too.

Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse

I still think they should have let him bleed out. He is not the acused hiller, he was the killer and nothing has changed. His fight will be in the courts for many years.

According to defense attorney John Galligan, Hasan is paralyzed from the chest down, is incontinent and "in severe pain."


Where is the pain?? His head? His neck??

Sorry but I am unable to muster any pity or sympathy for Major Hasan.

Due process and the quickest trial is the best for him to meet his justice.

The sooner the better to go by the way of McVeigh and others.

Bendor--can you refrain from kind of post?

It is beneath you.

You become the same posters who are derogatory against Christians, Jews, etc.

"Different dispensation, different rules. The Old Testament is for historical reference only

The Gospel puts us under new standards"


So, is that a 'yes' or a 'no'?

Bendor--can you refrain from kind of post?

It is beneath you.

You become the same posters who are derogatory against Christians, Jews, etc.

#27 | Posted by MURPHY

Why is truth so hated?

Well, to start, the true God is about love, compassion, forgiveness and redemption.

The false god is about mayhem, murder, intolerance and brutality.

#8 | Posted by vernon at 2009-11-22 07:43 AM | Reply | Flag

The muslim god and the christian god are one and the same---same evil god----same killer of the first born (including animals) of egypt---same mass murderer who killed the whole worlds' population except for one incesturous family. Same butcher who aborts 50% of fetilized human eggs that forced birth advocates count as humans. Same god who advocates slavery, second class status for women, and polygamy.

Even if your god were proven real, I have too much integrity to worship such scum. Fortunately, your god is a vision of your brain washing, and delusions from your childhood.

Why is truth so hated?

#29 | Posted by BENDOR


Not hated Bendor--

But it will be within 10 posts that someone picks your post to point out that priests and rabbis do the same thing you cry out about for the muslim deity.

God is not perfect otherwise we would not havr conservatives.

Even if your god were proven real, I have too much integrity to worship such scum. Fortunately, your god is a vision of your brain washing, and delusions from your childhood. #30 | Posted by Buffalo_Bob

You has better get yourself a good asbestos suit!

has = had


Paul says that to be absent from the physical body is to be present with God.

So all the faux outrage about death in the OT is just a matter of perspective..... God likely not feeling that being with him is somehow less attractive a proposition than being in the physical realm.

You has better get yourself a good asbestos suit!

#33 | Posted by Newyawker at 2009-11-22 12:36 PM | Reply | Flag

That would be better than spending eternity with the believers on this thread and throughout the world. That would be a true hell.

Paul says that to be absent from the physical body is to be present with God.

Tell that to people who have had OBE's on high doses of psychedelic drugs. They will probably agree with you.

I hope whoever is in charge of his direct care will leave him to lay in his own shit for days.

Now deport him to one of the third world shitholes where his ideological brethren control things. Let him see how well backward ass religious lunatics care for people in his condition.

throw him in with a bunch of pigs and stream it live on the net. hack all isp's in islam and let that be the only thing seen.

I have a very hard time caring about POS Hasan being in constant pain and paralyzed. I say he got what he rightly deserved. In fact, that makes me smile. What in the hell did he expect? I know, maybe POS Hasan thought that the authorities should have let him run out of ammo first. My advice to POS Hasan is to take 10 tablespoons of STFU and don't call me in the morning.

Lonnie


throw him in with a bunch of pigs and stream it live on the net. hack all isp's in islam and let that be the only thing seen.

#40 | Posted by taxpayer
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LMFAO. One of the few times I can agree with taxpayer. Also we should bury him in a pigskin coffin afterwards.

Lonnie

If his paralysis is permanent it makes it politically awkward to execute him and makes it awkward in every other way not to. The best case scenario would be for him to die quickly. Great temptation to help him along in that.


I have a very hard time caring about POS Hasan being in constant pain and paralyzed.

#41 | Posted by lwalk17 at 2009-11-22 04:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

As usual, your ignorance is astounding. Being paralyzed---he feels nothing. He is not in constant pain.


If his paralysis is permanent it makes it politically awkward to execute him and makes it awkward in every other way not to.

#43 | Posted by brock at 2009-11-22 04:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

With lethal injection, he would be laying down anyway. The best scenario I have seen is Sully's #39. He can feel no pain, and there are worse things than being dead--Sully has the right idea in this case.

As usual, your ignorance is astounding. Being paralyzed---he feels nothing. He is not in constant pain

He is paralyzed from the chest down. From the chest up he can feel pain.

You were saying something about "astounding ignorance"? LOL

I'm just saying it would be better all round if he died and the problem went away.

The French have no problem with this kind of thing. They would take him for interrogation to the 20th floor, leave the window open and leave the room. If he was still there when they came back, they'd throw him through it, wheelchair and all if necessary. Very logical people, the French.

The Paralysis makes life in prison all that more interesting.

I have a very hard time caring about POS Hasan being in constant pain and paralyzed.


#41 | Posted by lwalk17 at 2009-11-22 04:03 PM | Reply | Flag:


As usual, your ignorance is astounding. Being paralyzed---he feels nothing. He is not in constant pain.

#44 | Posted by Buffalo_Bob
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my ignorance? It's in the fucking article BOob.

Lonnie


The Paralysis makes life in prison all that more interesting.

#48 | Posted by mysterytoy
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True. He'll be pulling the prison train in no time. LOL.

Lonnie

Goatman,

It's ok. We all recognize that bOob is paralyzed from the neck up. His opinions and thoughts reinforces that belief.

Lonnie

"We all recognize that bOob is paralyzed from the neck up."

I don't know.

It seems perfectly reasonable that he see's invisible UFO's slicing clouds, smokestacks on the Moon, believes the car antenna is the most lethal self defense weapon ever created, DIDN'T see the Apollo 11 landing.

All this is very reasonable, if you reside in a nut house.

Obviously they are still attempting to get his medication right.

Lonnie

I doubt any drug cocktail known to man could help bob's psychosis.

He is paralyzed from the chest down.
GOD is so sweet...I don`t want him to die anymore. I want him to live and suffer for the rest of his life...in jail.
any sweeter punishment???

I guess since BoOb hasn't said anything else here, he's decided to pull out the old reader rabbit series and brush up on his reading skills. We'd had better watch out when he makes it to his courious george material.

Lonnie

As usual, your ignorance is astounding. Being paralyzed---he feels nothing. He is not in constant pain.

From the Article:

According to defense attorney John Galligan, Hasan is paralyzed from the chest down, is incontinent and "in severe pain."

Smooth, Bob. Real smooth.

my ignorance? It's in the fucking article BOob.

Lonnie

#49 | Posted by lwalk17 at 2009-11-22 04:44 PM | Reply | Flag:

So? So it was in the article--that doesn't change reality. Was he shot in the head? Link? If he wasn't shot in the head, he feels no pain. You seem like the kind of idiot that believes whatever he reads, just like pUnk bOy. The world is lucky you two can't mate.

Smooth, Bob. Real smooth.

#57 | Posted by Axiom at 2009-11-22 10:14 PM | Reply | Flag:

Where is he feeling pain? In his head? Was he shot in the head? Do you believe everything a defense attorney says? They don't have pain medication in the hospital? Are you the idiot you appear to be?

It seems perfectly reasonable that he see's invisible UFO's slicing clouds

If it is invisible--you can't see it mOron.

smokestacks on the Moon,

What was YOUR explanation dUmmY. I suspect you will punk out just like pUnk bOy. Let's see.

babuenthal punks out

;-)

believes the car antenna is the most lethal self defense weapon ever created

Not at all---you are just a liar. What a supririse.

DIDN'T see the Apollo 11 landing.

Did YOU see it? Can YOU tell where those pics were shot? Here is Apollo 11 astronauts faking their distance from the earth.

babuenthal punks out part II

All this is very reasonable, if you reside in a nut house.

Or if you make shit up and punk out like pUnk bOy.

;-)

#52 | Posted by babuenthal at 2009-11-22 05:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

I've met a lot of trolls in my days but never one who's so thoroughly convinced everyone he's 100% batshit crazy like bob.

Bravo!

#61 | Posted by apparatchik at 2009-11-22 11:28 PM | Reply | Flag

Post #60 applies to you too loudmouth--including the punking out part.

Waiting on you.

;-)

"is incontinent and in severe pain".........tough break, scumbag. The fun is just beginning in your miserable life. I wouldn't seek the death penalty. LIfe in prison with the bare minimum care and medication. Or a decent hanging. His life and his life story is as insignificant as garbage.

Smokestack on the moon

My explanation:

Somewhere, there is a Nasa video guy laughing his ass off at the stories that have been invented to describe the Easter eggs he's hidden in the converted films.

Occam's Razor suggests this is a much more likely explanation than a fucking 10,000 ft smoke stack on the moon and a subsequent cover-up by Nasa to hide the truth.

An even more likely story is that the video you linked to was created by some fat ass in his mother's basement looking to get some cred at his local UFO club by photoshopping some frames that he 'recorded' from a discovery episode.

Smokestacks... Jesus H. Christ.

Just when you think BoOb has bottomed out on ignorance, he sets a new record. LMFAO. Really BoOb, you've outdone yourself this time. Nobody could possibly make you look as stupid as you do right now. Honestly, you did all of the work yourself w/o help from me.

Lonnie

Will he still feel it when we waterboard his sorry ass to find out who his accomplices are?

Oh yeah, the crybabies wont let us do that anymore...

Where is he feeling pain?

Well, since it's unlikely that he's feeling anything below the chest, I'm going to guess that it's...anywhere above his chest.

Was he shot in the head?

I have no idea where he was shot. Do you?

Do you believe everything a defense attorney says?

Grasping for straws. Why do you assume that the attorney is lying? What would the attorney have to gain by saying his client is in pain?

They don't have pain medication in the hospital?

Last I checked, they do have pain medication. Does this mean that we can keep him medicated for the rest of his life? What happens if they stop giving him pain medication?

Are you the idiot you appear to be?

Well, that question still remains unanswered for me. At least we know I can read. For you, I think we've all reached a consensus.

Tighten your chin strap, grab your crayons and go eat some more paste.


Smokestack on the moon

My explanation:

Somewhere, there is a Nasa video guy laughing his ass off at the stories that have been invented to describe the Easter eggs he's hidden in the converted films.

His "joke" is 1/6th second long, and took over 40 years for someone to notice.

Occam's Razor suggests this is a much more likely explanation than a fucking 10,000 ft smoke stack on the moon and a subsequent cover-up by Nasa to hide the truth.

LOL---you think your previous explanation is the simplest--rather than being exactly what is shown? Again----LOL

#64 | Posted by apparatchik at 2009-11-23 12:05 AM | Reply | Flag:


An even more likely story is that the video you linked to was created by some fat ass in his mother's basement looking to get some cred at his local UFO club by photoshopping some frames that he 'recorded' from a discovery episode.

Smokestacks... Jesus H. Christ.

#65 | Posted by apparatchik at 2009-11-23 12:08 AM | Reply | Flag:

The video by NOVA can be bought from Amazon.com. They got their footage directly from NASA. No fat guy in his basement creating a 1/6th second mystery involved.

www.amazon.com

You are an idiot.

;-)


Just when you think BoOb has bottomed out on ignorance, he sets a new record. LMFAO. Really BoOb, you've outdone yourself this time. Nobody could possibly make you look as stupid as you do right now. Honestly, you did all of the work yourself w/o help from me.

Lonnie

#66 | Posted by lwalk17 at 2009-11-23 12:12 AM | Reply | Flag:

Lots of words without saying anytjhing as usual. WTF are you talking about dUmmy?

Oh I'm going to make the distinction here just for you BoOb, nobody is laughing WITH you...they are laughing AT you. The article in question was written so that a 6th grader could read and understand it and you had problems.

Someone who believes the things that you do, has no business calling anyone a dummy. So tomorrow morning when you wake up, look outside. The short bus is there to pick you up.

Lonnie


Where is he feeling pain?

Well, since it's unlikely that he's feeling anything below the chest, I'm going to guess that it's...anywhere above his chest.

Since you don't know, you should STFU

Was he shot in the head?

I have no idea where he was shot. Do you?

Yes, he was shot in the spine

Do you believe everything a defense attorney says?

Grasping for straws. Why do you assume that the attorney is lying?

Because the attorney is not under oath.

What would the attorney have to gain by saying his client is in pain?

He would lie to gain sympathy for his client.

They don't have pain medication in the hospital?

Last I checked, they do have pain medication.

Then he wouldn't be in constant pain then, would he? Do you know what the word "constant" means?

Does this mean that we can keep him medicated for the rest of his life? What happens if they stop giving him pain medication?

Having shown he is not in constant pain because of the pain medication available, we can speculate on a head wound. These things heal up, and the pain will go away. Pain comes from nerves being traumatised. But to answer your question---yes, we could keep him medicated the rest of his life if necessary--why do you think we couldn't?

Are you the idiot you appear to be?

Well, that question still remains unanswered for me. At least we know I can read. For you, I think we've all reached a consensus.

Like I could care what a bunch of small minded cretins "think".

Tighten your chin strap, grab your crayons and go eat some more paste.

I don't share your love of Elmer's. You have proven yourself to be the idiot you appear to be.

;-)

#68 | Posted by Axiom at 2009-11-23 01:07 AM | Reply | Flag:

If he wasn't shot in the head, he feels no pain.

LOL You get goofier all the time, bOoB.

Lots of words without saying anytjhing as usual. WTF are you talking about dUmmy?

???

If you re-read his post real slowly, you'll see he's talking about your stupidity. I had no problem comprehending that. I wonder why you did? I guess you just prove his point beyond the shadow of any doubt. LOL

Where is he feeling pain?

Above the chest. He's paralyzed below. Duh, bOoB. Are you really that stupid?

If you want to give Hasan real pain, have him stare at pages of "Going Rogue" .... he will kill himself.

I hope he reflects on what he did, repents, seeks forgiveness from his god and seeks to help people.

I guess I am the most christian person on this thread.

I guess I am the most christian person on this thread.

Clearly you are the most self-righteous

sorry goat just using jesus as an example. sorry if that offends you.

Why would it offend me? I am an atheist.

psst goatman i am being a tad ironic

May Hassan be long-lived and suffer greatly.

"paralyzed from the chest down

And after all those strippers, too. Who says God doesn't have a denied of humor?"

Awesome!!!!

Incontinent and bedridden must be fun. Maybe he's just faking the pain to get free oxycontin.

yes, but

is he sorry?

Will he be denied coverage due to a pre-existing condition?

I bet he'll have the best service anyone has ever had. Gotta keep the terrorist poster boy alive to continue our endless spending of government money (oops, did I say that) to pursue the ever elusive Taliban/Al-qaida monster....

Funny how we can spend 2 trillion government dollars to catch one man (Osama), and not have done so.

Try to reform health care for less than the Osama witch hunt and it's a problem.

Let's make up our minds as to which government money we should or shouldn't spend.

Death, destruction and war...OK (Republicans)

Health care for all Americans...Not OK (Democrats)

Health care for all Americans...Not OK (Democrats)

when your arguments are like this...you have nothing.

It's hard to resist the temptation of wanting revenge. I can only imagine what the families of his victims are going through. The best for all would be to try him as soon as possible. Upon conviction, stick a needle in his arm, cremate him. And forget about him.

Hasan is paralyzed from the chest down, is incontinent and "in severe pain."

I agree bogey but this is a time where revenge seems justifiable. Inevitably we as Americans will go to war with the Muslims. We are seriously out numbered. By insulting them and pissing them off we make them more emotional and therefore weaker. That said, it will be a war that we cannot win. So lets make the best of a bad situation and have a little fun.

...throw him in with a bunch of pigs and stream it live on the net. hack all isp's in islam and let that be the only thing seen.

I agree with this but think we should take it a step further.

Damn I hope no-one here got aroused reading that.
Lets dress him in cheap whorish lingerie, pull all his teeth and have him service the biggest ugliest convicts in his prison continually rape him for 12 hours a day.
That should ruffle a few feathers.

there I go, amusing myself again

"There I go, amusing myself again..."

It works better if you use lotion.

"It works better if you use lotion."

I amuse pretty easily. I'm not sure lotion is needed.

He should be tried and executed.

It's not that complicated.

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