Peru Gang Killed Fat People for Use in Cosmetics

Friday, November 20, 2009

Four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of killing dozens of people in order to sell their fat and tissue for cosmetic uses in Europe. The extracted liquidized fat fetched $15,000 a liter and police suspect it was sold on to companies in Europe.

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Good. Fat people are disgusting and they deserve to be murdered and sold.

#1 | Posted by JOE at 2009-11-20 02:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

Now that'd be one way to lower healthcare costs...

Sell'um off for spare parts :P

#2 | Posted by SHEEPLESHEPERD at 2009-11-20 02:56 PM | Reply | Flag:

Let's have the names of the Euro scum cannibal companies that bought.

#3 | Posted by Scrumplet at 2009-11-20 03:02 PM | Reply | Flag:

Geez Joe--I thought that was a 101 post for a second. Nice work.

#4 | Posted by rightisright at 2009-11-20 03:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

$15,000 a liter? Can you imagine how much laRrY is worth?

#5 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-11-20 03:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

Fat people could do home self-liposuction and boil down that fat and sell it.

#6 | Posted by grumpy_too at 2009-11-20 03:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

See, 101, you are such a Blue Meanie and here I am trying to give LArry a way to retire.

#7 | Posted by grumpy_too at 2009-11-20 03:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

This could be a revenue source to pay for the healthcare for fat people.

Kill 2 birds with one stone (no pun intended)

#8 | Posted by eberly at 2009-11-20 03:11 PM | Reply | Flag:

Maybe Hillary should insure her legs.

#9 | Posted by rightisright at 2009-11-20 03:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

There are alot of possibilities with this thread.

Whole new meaning to Fat Farms. At the new ones they keep you eating 18 hrs aday and every few weeks just liposuction the fat away and keep on feeding em.

#10 | Posted by briwo at 2009-11-20 03:20 PM | Reply | Flag:

At the new ones they keep you eating 18 hrs aday and every few weeks just liposuction the fat away and keep on feeding em.

kind of like a dairy or a commercial feedlot or hog farm.

#11 | Posted by eberly at 2009-11-20 03:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

Evil is.

#12 | Posted by BENDOR at 2009-11-20 03:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

#11, exactly!

#13 | Posted by briwo at 2009-11-20 03:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

except you don't slaughter them for the fat, you just suck it away while they stay alive,eating, and producing more fat.

Genetics could help us isolate people with a a predisposition towards eating and obesity, and they could be used on the farm...err I mean refinery.

#14 | Posted by briwo at 2009-11-20 03:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

I just want to know if I'm wearing some murdered fat guy when I put on my lipstick and mascara.

#15 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-11-20 03:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

Imagine what Michele Obama's ass and thighs could bring in? Hell, that would wipe out the debt right there! Throw in Hastert the Hut and we could afford to colonize the moon.

The Huckabee family just moved up to the Forbes 10 Richest list.

#16 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-11-20 03:29 PM | Reply | Flag:

Rush just bought his own McDonalds franchise. He'll be living there 24/7 while he stocks up on his retirement plan, oh, actually I meant his fat ass.

#17 | Posted by briwo at 2009-11-20 03:32 PM | Reply | Flag:

So does that mean this shrimp poboy I am eating would be considered cost of goods sold?

#18 | Posted by taxman at 2009-11-20 03:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

I just want to know if I'm wearing some murdered fat guy when I put on my lipstick and mascara.

#15 | Posted by CalifChris at 2009-11-20 03:28 PM |

I can not get the image of Jame Gumb putting on lipstick out of my head right now.

#19 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-11-20 03:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

Fat people of Wal-Mart with rolls of fat hanging off, you could just slice off a big jelly roll with your OJ knife when they weren't looking and run home and boil that and probably get about a quart of Huma-Oil, the perfect lubricant to keep your skin nice and soft in the Siberian winter.....

#20 | Posted by grumpy_too at 2009-11-20 03:35 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ok, this is really dugusting.

Glad I use Mary Kay.

#21 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-11-20 03:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

I remember her! It's too bad she died of morbid obesity. But, hey, at least you're putting her to good use!

#22 | Posted by briwo at 2009-11-20 03:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ding dong.
Avon killing!

#23 | Posted by cbob at 2009-11-20 03:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

It's people! L'Oreal is made out of people!

#24 | Posted by cbob at 2009-11-20 03:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

OMG the cosmetics lawyers worldwide must be in a tizzy with the possibility they might have to put a new disclaimer on their labels.

#25 | Posted by grumpy_too at 2009-11-20 03:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

So does that mean this shrimp poboy I am eating would be considered cost of goods sold?
#18 | Posted by taxman at 2009-11-20 03:34 PM

Probably, but only a fraction of the meal. Most of it will be evacuated and therefore not considered inventoriable. Of course, it could also be considered a long term liability.

#26 | Posted by Mossadegh at 2009-11-20 03:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

you can put lipstick on a pig but

#27 | Posted by semtex111 at 2009-11-20 03:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

rightisright should insure his head.

#28 | Posted by cjk85 at 2009-11-20 04:06 PM | Reply | Flag:

With increased supply the price of peoplegrease would go down perhaps to the point where it might be economical to use in diesel engines.

#29 | Posted by grumpy_too at 2009-11-20 04:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

Brilliant, Grumpy! We could be energy independent! Until we ran out of people, of course.

#30 | Posted by cbob at 2009-11-20 04:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

Thereby saving oil!

If it can be distilled and spun down to the finest of lubricant oils, the implications are huge!

What can we call it?

HumanOil?
Sapien Sludge?

#31 | Posted by briwo at 2009-11-20 04:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

#30, no, see above, we have set this up as a self-sustaining system.

#32 | Posted by briwo at 2009-11-20 04:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

Christ, where the hell is Goatboy, the oil wunderkind, when we need info he has knowledge about?

#33 | Posted by briwo at 2009-11-20 04:39 PM | Reply | Flag:

I would comment, but I better get to the gym, fast.

#34 | Posted by tiger150 at 2009-11-20 04:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

#34 | Posted by tiger150 at 2009-11-20 04:49 PM | Reply | Flag: Quick, He's Getting Away!

#35 | Posted by LIVE_OR_DIE at 2009-11-20 05:01 PM | Reply | Flag:

Christ, where the hell is Goatboy, the oil wunderkind, when we need info he has knowledge about?

Fear not. I am here. What do you need to know, my son?

#36 | Posted by goatman at 2009-11-20 05:03 PM | Reply | Flag:

Huffington made them do it...

www.huffingtonpost.com

Oh, quit the blubbering!

#37 | Posted by SHEEPLESHEPERD at 2009-11-20 05:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

Geez, the haute couture of Europe used to pay top dollar for Peruvian flake. Now it's Peruvian Fat.

#38 | Posted by UpL8 at 2009-11-20 05:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

Why not just offer free liposuction.

#39 | Posted by mysterytoy at 2009-11-20 05:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

Goat: basically what your take on petroleum lubricant vs rendered human fat taken from liposuctions is.

See above for how we envisioned the set up.

#40 | Posted by briwo at 2009-11-20 05:41 PM | Reply | Flag:

If these guys ever become international it could be a real problem here in the US. It seems like America would be the perfect hunting ground...

#41 | Posted by Capt_Of_Uranus at 2009-11-20 05:43 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'll be hiding in my man-safe if anybody is looking for me.

Dick Cheney.

PS Fucko Ustedo.

#42 | Posted by northguy3 at 2009-11-20 05:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Glad I use Mary Kay."

Why am I not surprised?

#43 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore at 2009-11-20 05:49 PM | Reply | Flag:

I hope PETFP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Fat People) is doing something about this.

#44 | Posted by mysterytoy at 2009-11-20 05:50 PM | Reply | Flag:

Goat: basically what your take on petroleum lubricant vs rendered human fat taken from liposuctions is.

I'm not really involved in that kind of drilling. But it sounds a bit Naziish to me -- like human skin lampshades.

#45 | Posted by goatman at 2009-11-20 05:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Dammit, the bulb just went out in my Jew Lamp.

#46 | Posted by mysterytoy at 2009-11-20 05:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm going straight to hell.

#47 | Posted by mysterytoy at 2009-11-20 05:54 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm going straight to hell.

#47 | Posted by mysterytoy

There is no hell. Or heaven. So don't worry.

#48 | Posted by UpL8 at 2009-11-20 06:14 PM | Reply | Flag:

I'm going straight to hell.
#47 | Posted by mysterytoy

LOL and you think that its the Jewish lamp comment that did it?

#49 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2009-11-20 06:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

If these guys ever become international it could be a real problem here in the US. It seems like America would be the perfect hunting ground...

#41 | Posted by Capt_Of_Uranus

They could set up a chopshop in a backroom of Walmart---advertise the free tidbits in the backroom---the only problem with that business plan would be what you would do with all the cars left in the parking lot.

#50 | Posted by matsop at 2009-11-20 06:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

the only problem with that business plan would be what you would do with all the cars left in the parking lot.

Posted by matsop at 2009-11-20 06:38 PM | Reply

Wal Mart used cars. 100% profit

#51 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2009-11-20 06:40 PM | Reply | Flag:

Wal Mart used cars. 100% profit

#51 | Posted by LarryMoh

This thing could really morph into a fantastic business opportunity-- you could get government sachs to sell "auto backed securities" against the sales and could leverage the heck out of it and become too big to fail--- if things unwind we could get Geithner and congress to bail us out.

#52 | Posted by matsop at 2009-11-20 06:51 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ok, this is really dugusting.

Glad I use Mary Kay.

#21 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-11-20 03:37 PM

Does her fat make you look better?

#53 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-11-20 07:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

Seriously folks, this the the answer to Obama's health care plan. A free liposuckin' with every new policy. It pays for the plan and everyone get a lower premium for lowering their BMI. Win, win, win!

#54 | Posted by RingMaster at 2009-11-20 07:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

How about those of us that don't need a liposuction--what do we get that's free?

#55 | Posted by matsop at 2009-11-20 07:45 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Tonight we make soap" -Tyler Diggs

#56 | Posted by valis at 2009-11-20 07:46 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Ok, this is really dugusting.
Glad I use Mary Kay.
#21 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-11-20 03:37 PM"

Does her fat make you look better?
#53 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-11-20 07:19 PM

Cleverness FF.

Seriously, this may be another reason for the Palestinian and Chinese organ harvesting. Primitive corporate coalition invents a softer, gentler genocide including the obvious police-state/military footprint.

#57 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2009-11-20 08:33 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Peruvian? Your soaking in it!"

#58 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2009-11-20 08:34 PM | Reply | Flag:

#53

Speaking of looking better Jerry....

That blush is the wrong shade for you and lipliner is to define your lips....not play connect the dots with your moles.

Who taught you how to put on makeup??

#59 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-11-20 08:38 PM | Reply | Flag:

This must be why Cheney spent so much time at those
undisclosed locations. I wonder if this is why Oprah is leaving television.

I guess this rules out filming The Biggest Loser, Peru.

#60 | Posted by tiger150 at 2009-11-20 09:53 PM | Reply | Flag:

"I guess this rules out filming The Biggest Loser, Peru."

#60 | Posted by tiger150 at 2009-11-20 09:53 PM | Reply | Flag: Never heard of snuff films.

#61 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2009-11-20 09:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

Inca human sacrifice was connected with cosmetics?

#62 | Posted by grumpy_too at 2009-11-20 11:54 PM | Reply | Flag:

At first, I thought it might be a plot line by Terry Gilliam.

We deserve extinction. This propensity of ours of coming up with new and gristly novel ways of butchering each other for fun & profit.

#63 | Posted by dutch46 at 2009-11-21 12:49 AM | Reply | Flag:

How about those of us that don't need a liposuction--what do we get that's free?

A visa into the US as long as you are not Muslim.

#64 | Posted by RingMaster at 2009-11-21 09:50 AM | Reply | Flag:

How about those of us that don't need a liposuction--what do we get that's free?

Brains? No wonder the GOP is opposed to it-it would erase the base.

btw, this is turning out to be BS-something about drug rings using local legends to scare the populace.

Must be Republicans.

#65 | Posted by northguy3 at 2009-11-21 12:37 PM | Reply | Flag:

Northguy -- can't you and frank2.5 come up with anything original? ALmost every post is a version os "ugh -- republicans dumb. Ugh -- I hate the right. Ugh -- (insert a republican's name is an idiot".

We get it. A one track mind is not hard to figure out. Move on

#66 | Posted by goatman at 2009-11-21 12:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yeah, southguy, shape up---come up with something original.

#67 | Posted by matsop at 2009-11-21 12:59 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Peru Gang Killed Fat People for Use in Cosmetics"

It just hit me: now we know what "No Animal Ingredients" really means.

#68 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore at 2009-11-21 02:13 PM | Reply | Flag:

Actually, Mary, that's probably one of your more profound observations.

#69 | Posted by matsop at 2009-11-21 02:19 PM | Reply | Flag:

Ok, this is really dugusting.

Glad I use Mary Kay.

#21 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-11-20 03:37 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
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