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Hello.

FIRST

Happy Friday.

www.funnyordie.com

Damn

CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH AN ANSWER ON MEASURING A BICYCLE?

I put my Schwinn bike up for sale a couple days ago on Craig's List and got this email today --

If the bike is still available would you mind telling me how large the frame is? I am 5' 4" and need a bicycle that isn't too tall.

Thanks!


What exactly does she mean by "frame"? Where do I measure it?

From the top of the handlebars down to where the wheels hit the ground?

From the top of the bicycle seat down to where the wheels hit the ground?

From the end of the front wheel to the end of the back wheel?

HELP and thanks!


(I put this on the Thursday Nooner earlier today.)

Damn it feels good to be a gangster:

A couple of DA's were going to buy our house, closing was set for today, and at the last minute they decided they wanted to back out, a clear breach of contract. Under the terms of the contract stipulated damages are 10% of the purchase price, and I just took them for half of that without even filing anything with the court. They obviously had not read the contract.

www.funnyordie.com

die.

Taxman, you are so greedy! Don't you know that greed is bad? You should be more compassionate like all Liberals are.

I don't think she wants you to get the tape measure out. She just wants your opinion. Can a short person put their feet down on the ground easily.

Chris - Hope this helps.

www.sheldonbrown.com

Not greedy, just enforcing my rights under the contract. I think they realized what their monthly mortgage was going to be and decided they couldn't afford it. But what I don't understand is why wouldn't you just go through with the sale and try to flip it rather than pay damages and leave the table with nothing.

Chris - Hope this helps.

www.sheldonbrown.com

#10 | Posted by Redman at 2009-11-13 01:20 PM


Thanks, Redman. What a great article!

I'm going to email it to her along with the measurements I'll take.

she needs to tell you her inseam measurment . her total body height means nothing.

the frame size, in old school terms , is the length of the seat tube. that is the tube that the seat slides into - and you do NOT include the metal bar of the seat, just the tube from where the seat bar enters, down to were the tube ends at the pedal crank case.

measure that and then her inseam needs to be close to two thirds of your seat tube measuremnt if the bike is a good fit for her

If you are unsure about measuring inseams, CC, I can show you how to measure someone's inseam.

bicycling.about.com

Bike Measurements...if you measure from the floor to the cross bar (guys bike) or to the top of the post where the seat post sits in - that will tell you the frame size.

"Who To Kill First: Grandma Or Convicted Murderers?"

"If the Senate passes Healthcare Reform, will elderly patients be given the same appeals process as convicted murderers?"

grandrants.wordpress.com

I don't think she wants you to get the tape measure out. She just wants your opinion. Can a short person put their feet down on the ground easily.

#9 | Posted by wurster at 2009-11-13 01:19 PM

Thanks, Wurster. I'll throw my opinion (along with Redman's article) in with my email to her. The answer would be "yes" as although I'm not short (almost 5'7") I've never had a problem with the bike being too high and I don't think her being 5'2" would make that much of a difference.

Appreciated your help, guys.

Any bets on how soon there will be another terrorist attack in the US?

Tax,

Foreclosures at an all time high, property taxes going up, another wave of foreclosures pending....better to give up 5% than to be saddled with it going into this coming year.

The real question is why did they not figure how much monthly they could aford going in BEFORE they put a contract on the house.

Rcade,
Was AmericanUnity the one you bagged using the "nextlevel" handle?

"Any bets on how soon there will be another terrorist attack in the US?"

On what would anyone possibly base this bet?

Prag: Good point. Rightwingers seem to think the mere election of President Obama was tantamount to a terrorist attack on the U.S.

Black Friday 11/20/2009

Are we sheep? Are we flocks? Why do we stand in line for hours? Why do we need the latest gadget? The latest phone? What if this entire day is a media and business driven event?

The amount of our hard earned dollars we spend on Friday November 20th will be larger than most countries operating expenses during an entire year. There are nearly 30 countries who's GNP (gross national product are under 1 billion US dollars a year) their combined population is larger than the amount of people that will be standing in those lines early Friday morning. Some of these countries are struggling to feed and shelter their population.

Will we spend over 1 billion dollars on Black Friday? I would think so.

Look at your cell phone. If 100 million people have these things and the spend $50 a month. Take a guess and say only $10 of that monthly payment is profit, I'd think it's higher, but I'm not sure. That is 1 billion a month!

Are we spending more money each month on our wants, while millions of people need just to survive? It seems so.

Any bets on how soon there will be another terrorist attack in the US?

Lets see Obama will be president for 3 more years so thats at least 3 years away. I would place a repub winning in '12 at 75/25 baring some overwhelming changes in the economy health care or something.

So a Repub pres in '12 6 mo. to plan an attack I would say late 2012

It's common knowledge that Vaccines are big business for Big Pharma, but now are mega-TV personality vaccine-pushers getting in on the big profits?

Conflict of Interest: Dr Oz Owns 150,000 options in vaccine tech company, SIGA Technologies

Significant amounts of water on the moon! I guess that test generated a lil more results than originally thought.

LM

Iranian americans to protest at Houston Mosque in a show of support for the US government!!

www.msnbc.msn.com

LM

ALL RIGHT
TEXAS MUSLIMS..

kick some ass!


Black Friday 11/20/2009


Are we sheep? Are we flocks? Why do we stand in line for hours? Why do we need the latest gadget? The latest phone? What if this entire day is a media and business driven event?


The amount of our hard earned dollars we spend on Friday November 20th will be larger than most countries operating expenses during an entire year. There are nearly 30 countries who's GNP (gross national product are under 1 billion US dollars a year) their combined population is larger than the amount of people that will be standing in those lines early Friday morning. Some of these countries are struggling to feed and shelter their population.


Will we spend over 1 billion dollars on Black Friday? I would think so.


Look at your cell phone. If 100 million people have these things and the spend $50 a month. Take a guess and say only $10 of that monthly payment is profit, I'd think it's higher, but I'm not sure. That is 1 billion a month!


Are we spending more money each month on our wants, while millions of people need just to survive? It seems so.

#22 | Posted by Stan_The_Man


any bets on the number of deaths on black friday from crazed consumers?

Over/Under is 5 I believe.

TEXAS MUSLIMS..



#27 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2009-11-13 02:04 PM

Stupid and Crazy.

BL2,
Go eat some shrooms and STFU, stupid.

BLT

I saw your family from Missouri on TV.

The retarded twins BL2 and skizzits are posting at the same time. That makes looking at the "Recently Posted Comments" section useless. A bunch of poorly thought out and poorly written posts dotted with double and triple spaces followed by "...............".

I hate those stupid bastards.

101....go suck something


anyone else see this

this has to be included as a 'real bad day'


www.glenbeck.com

27 | Posted by afkabl2 at 2009-11-13 02:04 PM


Stupid and Crazy.

#29 | Posted by jerrytarkanian at 2009-11-13 02:07 PM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
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BL2,


yeah we certainly wouldnt want anyone to disrupt the hate america tour that dems are currently on would we?

and muslims speaking out against iranian influence in KILLING PEOPLE

well shit...cant have that now can we?

you fukkkkers are pathetic

TODAY IN 1835.

in a little house about 75 miles from where I am right called 'washington on the brazos"
TEXIANS got together and declared independence from a tyrant ruining thier lives from a country just across the border.

here's hoping the same thing happens in 2010.

What is a Texian, genius?

look it up dumbass.

I await your POST GOOGLE apology

RCADE: Facebook has a feature whereby you can "hide" the posts of people you don't want to hear from.
As I read BL2's posts, I wonder why you don't incorporate such a feature. It would be appreciated and utilized by your bloggers here at the DR.

yeah,,.,the left would love to turn this into another dailykos and a liberal circle jerk.


hatefull AND BLIND


RCADE: Facebook has a feature whereby you can "hide" the posts of people you don't want to hear from.
As I read my own posts, I wonder why you don't incorporate such a feature. It would be appreciated and utilized by your bloggers here at the DR.

Posted by moder8 at 2009-11-13 02:43 PM | Reply MEGA DITTOS AND AMEN TO BOOT


have you fuckheads thought about using the scrol feature.

BL2 doesn't want the killfiles because his viewing audience will be reduced to two!

Hardly worth the trip to the library then so it's back to the supermarket "accidentally" ramming his cart into senior citizens for his entertainment.

Of course he'll walk away with phone numbers. Those blue haired ladies love him!

Yeah BLT.

I call your posts "Scroll by media".

well good for you...


but what about this?


so lets get a pool up and see who can predict how many more weeks or maybe nights the 'LOPEZ TONIGHT" show stays on

anyone else see that


to borrow something from larry

YAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN

BL2 WTF are you babbling about?


Prag: Good point. Rightwingers seem to think the mere election of President Obama was tantamount to a terrorist attack on the U.S.

#21 | Posted by moder8

Hate to say it, moder8, but it would appear those right-wingers were correct.


BL2 WTF are you babbling about?

#46 | Posted by moder8 at 2009-11


not sure I follow your not understanding..

isnt this a place to post something like my last one.

that show is a real turkey....
WILL political correctness keep it on.
I think he is the only hispanic late night host or will it end SOON like it should?

geesh...I didnt think there was anything cryptic in either of those posts

BUT LET me make it easier for you 'scrollers'


hasta laredo

OOPS FORGOT

its margarita time in texas

and today being anniversary of declaration of independence

well shit...sounds to me like thats cause for getting to the cantina early!!!!!!!!!!

This just in....

Lisa misses Kanrei.

You are a kill joy, HC!!

But I do! I do!!

I miss Kanrei!!!!!!

You can add me to the list who would killfile BL2 in a heartbeat. And I'm a conservative. Why can't we have something like that?

Why doesn't Rcade publicly shame that lying sack of stalker shit, AmericanVersionvan?

Why doesn't Rcade publicly shame that lying sack of stalker shit, AmericanVersionvan?

#53 | Posted by 101Chairborne

How did AU get to be a visitor? I forget.

He simply ran off when I outed him as a liar (for some BS lies he was telling about Korea and for claiming he was a Colonel when he posted as AllAmerican). He was so butt-hurt, and nailed to the wall for his lies he tucked his tail in to his vag and left.
But, he came back with the nextlevel handle and it got "visitored".

www.drudge.com

Look at that pathetic display. AmericanUnity is probably crying to his m...wife right now.

Killfiles and flagging people........what's with all the censorship? Is it too hard to not read someone else's postings?Is there a lack of self control? Makes me think that if most of you were at a bank and there was a big stack of money lying there and no one around you would all dip in and take some......I could understand if someone was directly sending stuff to you, but you are on a open forum....get it open forum!!

LM

"He simply ran off."

Then how'd he get visitor status?

AMERICANUNITY

You've got to love Un-Jedi-like mind trick he tries to play. As if pretending he was younger than me would some how cover his estrogen and preperation H laden scent.


Hope I don't act like Chairborne when I'm a 40+ old man like him

Posted by NEXTLEVELUP at 2009-11-12 02:44 PM | Reply


Like Chairborne's moldy act and obvious lies. Hope I'm not like him when I'm his age

Posted by NEXTLEVELUP at 2009-11-12 02:59 PM | Reply

That's your fantasy old man

Posted by NEXTLEVELUP at 2009-11-12 03:28 PM | Reply

Na. Chair's a washed up 40 year old loser. I'm not into old men losers

Posted by NEXTLEVELUP at 2009-11-12 04:08 PM | Reply

Obviously he was extremely hurt by being caught in his lies and took my "old man" insults extremely hard.
He thought if they hurt him so badly that they must do that to me...

That dude is nuts! Hear me AU? NUTS!

Is it too hard to not read someone else's postings?

You wouldn't think so, but you have slugs like poor hapless dullifidian who just can't quite figure it out. He keeps complaining to rcade to get killfiles and claiming I'll be the first one he'll put on it

Yet he rarely misses a chance to read my posts and comment on them. You are right -- how hard is it to avoid a poster whom you don't want to read? I blame dull's inability to perform such a simple task on his excessive drug use.

You're a puppet and a speedbag. I beat you every time. Remember that, bitch.!

I'm the greatest of all time!

--101 Cassius Clay

"Because he created a second handle, Rcade stung him."

So is a second user name always verboten or only when you are otherwise suspended?

62 | Posted by nulli

You just know he's seething from the taunts right now. That waitress at the Early Bird mus have had her hands full!

So is a second user name always verboten or only when you are otherwise suspended?

#63 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2009-11-13 04:25 PM | Reply


I thinks it's always verbotten, but the punishment is bigger (exiled) if you're already serving a suspension.

Like most things, if it's at least funny you'll get a break or a warning. I also think he's much more lenient if it's a spoof, like if I became "Habgard Celine" and started acting all gay and flippy floppy liberal like you...

Hahahhaha, fuck off.

"I also think he's much more lenient if it's a spoof, like if I became "Habgard Celine" and started acting all gay and flippy floppy liberal like you..."

*eye twitch

have a lovely weekend, you bathtard!

Will do. You too.

"So is a second user name always verboten or only when you are otherwise suspended?


Only when trying to get around the rules, like switching to another name when you have 2 dumps, or sneaking back in while suspended.

Billy my love, don't for get the faloofa.....

Chairborne hasn't been this giddy since Hillary broke her arm.

You're a puppet and a speedbag. I beat you every time. Remember that, bitch.


(how red is his face right now?...)

#58 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-11-13 04:15 PM | Reply | Flag: As he proudly adjusts his fake badges of honor

how hard is it to avoid a poster whom you don't want to read?

#61 | Posted by goatman at 2009-11-13 04:24 PM

You tell us,Tool.

Look at Tiny Elvis' body of work on this site. Truly amazing. 63 dumps!

www.drudge.com

Right wingers have more men who act like little boys here. They should start a band called "Twisted Panties".

Since there is no music thread, let the games begin!

www.youtube.com

www.youtube.com if you have good speakers or headphones, crank this one!

Can I crank my crappy speakers?

ahhhhhhh...

www.youtube.com

www.youtube.com

Personally, I find Tinyelvis to be more lucid than 90% of the folks here.

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Look at Tiny Elvis' body of work on this site. Truly amazing. 63 dumps!


www.drudge.com


I see midtowncowpie has been a busy boy.

There have been 2 great events to have happened this decade:

1) Our Vice President shooting a guy in the face.

2) And this old thread.

www.drudge.com

Seriously what the fuck was Lee Atwater talking about?

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