Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. There are just over 100 people in the world serving sentences of life without the possibility of parole for crimes they committed as juveniles in which no one was killed. All are in the United States. And 77 of them are here in Florida.

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"Wight" = "Weigh"

Oh, an "YIouths"? That's "Yutes" (www.youtube.com).

SCOTUS to Wight Life in Prison for YIouths Who Never Killed

LOL! You REALLY need to upgrade your taste in booze, and definitely need to reduce the quantity while you're at it. At the very least forego the Pepe, and try some Cuervo, and try washing it down with a burger or something. Better yet, just commit yourself, and do your concerned family a big favor.

And you didn't even notice that there's already a thread about this on the front page, with a headline that doesn't look like something Moneywar wrote. LOL. Time for Mr. Nappy, dontcha think?

"Obsession," Crocky, it's not just a perfume; for some, like you, it's both a perfume and a mental disorder. (Although I've no difficulty understanding why, for you, a story about incarcerated youths would strike too close to home.)

Time for Mr. Nappy, dontcha think?
#4 | Posted by cookfish

Yes, please, Crocky, change your "Depends" - you're stinkin' up the joint. (That's what you get for smoking crack on a full gut.)

It's more concern than obsession. Your deteriorating liver is affecting what's left of your functioning brain, which isn't much. Please get help. Now.

And stop posting threads that make JoeLabey look like a Pulitzer Prize winner.

It's more concern than obsession.
#7 | Posted by cookfish

Of course it's not "conern," Crocky, unless "concern" and "obsession" are the same (which they aren't). You've no idea how my liver's doing. ("Just fine," Mr. Liver beams.) Your problem is simple: you're obsessed. It's a sign of that poorly developed, infantile ego and great big bundle of insecurities your life as an abandoned street child and glue sniffer who spent the best years of his life living troll-like under a bridge imposed on you. But console yourself with this thought: you wouldn't have amounted to a damn, anyway.

And stop posting threads that make JoeLabey look like a Pulitzer Prize winner.
#8 | Posted by cookfish

Will do. If you'll stop posting threads that make you look like you like a horse's ass.

Scotus=Scrotum

Life=Loofah

Killed=Cilled


-Duck Served


There, all fixed and follows the line of intelligence on this one.

Double post: Check.

Liquor induced typing: Check.

Stupid comments: Check.

Must get last word: Check.

Funny: Uh not so much.

Laughable: Check and double check.


What a maroon. Uh deeb uh deeb, that's all folks.

Scotus=Scrotum
#11 | Posted by The_Chapel

I've little doubt, Chumpel, that for you "Peanut Butter = Scrotum," "Tuesday = Scrotum," "Basketball = Scrotum," and "Obsession = Scrotum."

To each his/her/its own.

Don't worry, Doc ol' boy, we're all laughing with you, honestly. LOL.

cook worry don't worry I'm still praying for your misfortune.

Crocky, you're touchingly childlike in the simplicity of your stupidity.

cook worry don't worry I'm still praying for your misfortune.

#14 | Posted by jackass at 2009-11-08 09:28 AM | Reply | Flag (X)More obsessed than even Crocked Sarvis

Boy, Crocky, you really got nicked this morning. See if AmericanLickspittle can scare up a bandage somewhere.

whole lot of punches being throw, but nothing behind them and they never land.

the guy who dreams up short stories about vermin should probably not comment on obsession, though.

Nor should you, Axiom, as punched out and punch drunk as you so often appear here.

Here's a nit, Axiom: go pick it.

Nor should you, Axiom, as punched out and punch drunk as you so often appear here.

The guy who can't manage to forum a cogent argument is talking about others being out of it?

Here's a nit, Axiom: go pick it.

You should make up your mind, Drunk. Either I'm punch drunk or punched out and therefore, out of sorts or I pay far too much attention to detail.

Maybe you can have it both ways in the bottle of rock'n rye you live in, but here, in reality, you can't. You should try lucidity, Drunk. You might find it a suitable alternative to stumbling through life making sweeping judgments on topics about which you are clueless.

It is obvious from your short stories about Vermin, though, that you are very familiar with drunken quests to find a suitable lady-boy. Perhaps stick to a topic you're familiar with.

"Either I'm punch drunk or punched out"

No, Axiom, both. If you put your pint-sized brain to work, Axiom, you'd realize that you can in fact be both, simultaneously. A point made clear to all but the obtuse ot only your state but logic.

"It is obvious from your short stories about Vermin, though, that you are very familiar with drunken quests to find a suitable lady-boy." It's truly unfortuate that you're unable to distinguish between fact and fiction. But, then, I should imagine that makes being you an easier burden to bear.

No, Axiom, both. If you put your pint-sized brain to work, Axiom, you'd realize that you can in fact be both, simultaneously. A point made clear to all but the obtuse ot only your state but logic.

I guess it's okay to edit out the rest of the sentence that makes my point for me, Drunk Starvus.

and therefore, out of sorts or I pay far too much attention to detail.

The important part of the sentence. Edit away! This is the second or third time you've used creative editing. So not only is your mind addled by massive quantities of alcohol, you're a liar too.

It's truly unfortuate that you're unable to distinguish between fact and fiction. But, then, I should imagine that makes being you an easier burden to bear.

It's called projection, Drunk. It's a little thing you like to bring up quite often as a means of defending yourself from an attack on your character.

You spend so much time and put so much detail into those posts about Vermin that, frankly, I do wonder how you come up with such things. Creative writers have been known to explore their subjects in depth as a means to gain greater understanding and tell their stories better.

Being me is awesome. Look at the reaction I got out of you with one short sentence.

This is you

This is you
#23 | Posted by Axiom

Ooooh, schoolyard play day for Axiom? I thought that wasn't until midweek. Well, what the hell: Here you are, kiddo, the self-proclaimed judge: www.sillyjokes.co.uk

"It is obvious from your short stories about Vermin, though, that you are very familiar with drunken quests to find a suitable lady-boy."

Ol' Doc isn't into booze, it's the cannibis and peyote that has fried his brain. I tell ya', he was a sight to behold back in the sixties. I bet he was a main attraction at Woodstock too. However, I thoroughly enjoy his short stories about Vernon. Only a brain polluted to the degree as his could conjure up wonderful stories like that. He's a modern Edgar Allen Poe. Doesn't have any common sense regarding modern goverment though.

"I bet he was a main attraction at Woodstock too." Nah, just working the sidelines. Ah, those were the days. Yessir, at the height of my powers: www.youtube.com

Doesn't have any common sense

Doc thinks a polygon is a dead parrot.

I didn't know you're a fan of "Laugh-In" reruns, Crocky.

SCOTUS to Wight Life in Prison for YIouths Who Never Killed

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 07:38 AM | Reply | Flag: Watching Obama speeches, Typing one-handed

Joe, you're sorely in need new material. Surely your corporate masters at LegalBoomerang.com can be persuaded to free you up to do some googling at your workstation in Mumbai Call Center #3.

you're sorely in need new material.

Followed by some bullshit about "legal boomerang." Priceless.

Followed by some bullshit about "legal boomerang."

LegalBoomerang.com seems to be a particularly sore point for you, Joe. Just let me know if it's cutting too close to the quick and I'll see what I can do.

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