ting ting ting...... (sound of spoon against glass, you idiots)

May I have your attention please!

20 minutes ago, at midnight PST, Tosser went back to being a Pakistani and is no longer to be regarded as an American.

Moder8 went back to being a pumpkin (or was it a toad?) and is no longer to be thought of as Pakistani.

Everything back to normal. Nobody had a psychotic episode... at least I didn't.

I learnt that Americans generally keep away from you if they can't figure out what the fuck you are up to.

That is a brilliant observation, that I am proud to have learnt from our one week experiment.

Who likes moder8?

Moder8 likes Moder8.

So its cool to once again target you with drone missles?

Do I look like a taliban to you, bhainchode? (ah... feels nice to be a Pak again!)

As an American, I noticed many changes in myself.

One of which was, I found myself clenching my asshole all the time. I became anal.

That can't be too good for you.

Yes. Keep looking up, Gunga.

And you stay away from your military bases, ya hear? LOL

What did happen to Moder8, btw?

He was doing fine as a Pakistani for 3 days... then he went below the radar, like he couldn't take the strain anymore.

Not that easy, was it sonny? LOL

Mr.lawyer.... LOL... I hope you enjoyed playing me as much as I enjoyed playing a collection of you all.

This is not one of those times.

Are you diddling yourself?

Tosser is a douche LOL

And you've got swine flu.

I like Mod8!

Well then, go find him and see if he is dead or alive?

I think our game damaged him beyond repair.

Pakistani song dedicated to Moder8, who was Pak for one week.

And now Pakistani song dedicated to Tosser:

Your fellow cave dwellers will appreciate that on those cold lonely nights.

Appreciate what, Cookshit? That we don't have our soldiers turning on ourselves and shooting us down? LOL

Yeah. We appreciate it.

Oooh, was that supposed to be clever?

Hey, you're the one who said you liked yourself very much at the moment.

your question comes from someone who calls himself _Tosser

Takes one to know one, luv.

There you are!

I thought you wuz deadifyed or something....

and started having carnal relations with my neighbor's goat.

You did no such thing because a true Pakistani can't stop himself from bragging online about what they did, when they do it.

Akmed

There no such name as "Akmed".... that's probably Arabic.

Pakistani name is "Ahmed"... Ah-med.... ("A" like in "an"). There is no "K" sound. Where the hell is that coming from?

And you bastard, people told me only after the bet, that you're supposed to be a lawyer?

I don't like lawyers. I really really really don't like lawyers.

which does Tosser prefer

Tosser doesn't.

This is something Moder8 is confessing he did.

Also, with the storm at its closest on Monday, we have very little time to evacuate. Interesting stuff.

Interesting how some folks find beauty in phenomena that's out to killify you.... LOL

I suppose I would find a squall lovely too, if I ever get caught in the middle of one.

Anyway, tie your wallet to your underwear in case you have to abandon ship and you have to swim for it.

We will be evacuated in a few hours.

Oh... he got away.

Good good...