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Male fiddler crabs will happily defend a female neighbor against intruders because the females will dole out sex in return. "The fact that the neighbor comes over and helps to defend another territorial individual is pretty unusual," said researcher Michael Jennions of Australian National University.

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Oh FIDDLER crabs...

That's very different isn't it.
- Emily Latilla

Males of most species will trade almost anything for sex.

Survival of species 101:

Take Care of the Pussy

I don't treat cunt any different than dick.

#222 | Posted by rcade at 2009-11-04 11:02 AM

"Males of most species will trade almost anything for sex."

For example, human males will trade their dignigy, freddom and rights because they believe that is what they have to do to get sex.

#222 | Posted by rcade

TMI

Is bonesmoker now approved Rcade?

#2 - Too true. Here are some possible examples from one species.

"Order anything you want off the menu, babe. And look, they have wine. Some kind of French shit!"
"I agree, that certainly was a good movie. I really felt for the woman and how she was so mistreated by that man. I would never mistreat you."
"How about this nice shiny ring? I know it's only 1 carat, but you know, three months pay and all that!"
"Only 63 pairs? Looks like somebody needs MORE SHOES!"
"You want a house? Then a house it is! How many bathrooms?"
"Oh, this? It's not like I've never done the dishes before... My little love muffin..."
"Oh, I noticed your cat's litter box is dirty. Let me clean that for you. And after I wash my hands, I'm giving you a back rub. I think your part-time job is making you tense."

FF for Joe.

So when crabs are intimate, can they get the crabs?

Fiddler Crabs Trade Protection for Sex?

Maybe now Joe won't have to stop eating for a week to buy a handy j from a whore....

The only question that remains-will she get crabs from him?

No, they get the "peoples" Oohrah.

On the other hand, Frank has nothing to "trade with."

I knew the "crabs" and "people" thing had to be a set-up... too easy!

So a lot of money was dropped in Africa to see if males would fight over females huh? Could have spent $50 at the local pub and got the same results, maybe even the crabs as well!

I don't treat cunt any different than dick.

#222 | Posted by rcade at 2009-11-04 11:02 AM

#4 | Posted by JOE at 2009-11-05 01:34 PM

Oh my!

The female thanked FrankF55 for his valiant defense, and assured him that she never feels anything, no matter who she's with.

Look! Demicrats have found another excuse to justify their behavior? Now if they could just find some gay crabs.

Are we witnessing an early stage in the evolution of reciprocal altruism?

Ahhh yes..."Memberless" and "LicksOnDicks"-concerning themselves with my sex life-STILL.
Thanx guys-but no thankx-I don't swing that way.


I much prefer Ladies.

This is not unlike Congress. They trade their votes for lobbyists dollars. Of course the only people who get screwed are the citizens.

Males of most species will trade almost anything for sex.

#2 | Posted by silver_ironist

Almost anything...but never the remote control.

I don't treat cunt any different than dick.

#4 | Posted by JOE at 2009-11-05 01:34 PM | Reply | Flag: AC/DC

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