Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

As the New York Yankees beat the Philadelphia Phillies this week, the Eagles were crushing the Giants. This unprecedented moment in the New York/Philadelphia rivalry made the folks at the "Daily Show" ask: Which fans are the douchiest? Jason Jones and John Oliver were there as the sports supporters battled it out for the title. Clad in the ugliest suits anyone has ever seen, they ran down the criteria of being a douche: excessive drinking, excessive cursing, gay-bashing opponents, and defiling the icons of opponents.

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Is "douchier" even a word??

Anyway, it's gotta be NY fans.

Why??

Cuz I am rooting for the Phillies.

Good game last night, Lisa.

Greatest fans are Green Bay.

"Greatest fans are Green Bay."

I like the way you think!! : )

"Greatest fans are Green Bay."

I like the way you think!! : )

"Greatest fans are Green Bay."

I like the way you think!! : )

I didn't see it Chris.

My son had youth group at church last night and then...I don't remember what I did...lol.

Great game last night. And DAMN YANKEES!

Didn't Veterans Stadium have a court and judge on hand to process fans who were arrested? Not to mention the fact those animals cheered when Michael Irvin was being wheeled off the field. But of course they still haven't won a Super Bowl, so I guess that would make them the douchiest. But then again, I am a Cowboys fan and hate both the Giants and Eagles.

If one was a Rhode Island team, I'd say that is the one with the douchier fans since the DR's biggest douche is from there.

But Phillies v NY. No contest. NY. Much douchier

A Phillie fan shining a laser pointer into the eyes of Cardinal batters during a game this year was pretty douchey.

Clad in the ugliest suits anyone has ever seen, they ran down the criteria of being a douche: excessive drinking, excessive cursing, gay-bashing opponents, and defiling the icons of opponents.
Damnit. These fucking cocksuckers just called me a douche! Fuck the Yankees!

*locates bottle of 10-high*

if you didnt see this on stewart, you missed on of the funniest all time report on that show. it was a scream from beginning to end.

"Which City Has Douchier Fans: New York Or Philly?"

The question should be which team has douchier fans.

Yankees, hands down. Mets fans... not so much.

The only team that beats the Yankees in this category is Boston. The standard bearers of douchiness.

#14 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2009-11-04 11:55 AM | Reply | Flag: ignores the concept of preview.

I can't wait until Philly wins so I can just sit on my front porch and watch the douchiness in action.

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