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An arrest has been made after four men were killed in a parking lot in Mount Airy, the small North Carolina town that was the inspiration for Mayberry in television's The Andy Griffith Show. Marcos Chavez Gonzalez was charged with four counts of murder in the shooting late Sunday outside a TV store, police said. Mount Airy, population 8,700, is the hometown of Andy Griffith and has built a tourist trade on nostalgia for the 1960s show that continues to thrive in syndication.

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Andy is in Manteo now. Send the Mexican there. The old bastard.

I guess Barney couldn't get that one bullet out of his pocket and into his service pistol fast enough.

Nip it in the bud!

Is Andy still driving those old Fords?

That could be why he wasn't able to stop it.....

They mentioned Mount Airy several times during the series. That whole region of NC and SC have a couple of other towns with that -berry suffix, NC has Mulberry, and SC has Newberry, and there's the Sparkleberry Swamp.

God damn mexican again.

Like DANFORTH SAID, If Andy and Barney had been there they would have nipped it in the bud...

Illegal immigration comes to Mayberry. God help them.

does Marcos Chavez Gonzalez still qualify for Obamacare? do his children fall under no child left behind? I am confident his family can still send him his welfare assistance check behind bars.

I can't figure out why our country is broke though...

They mentioned Mount Airy several times during the series.

I never heard that, but Barney would take Thelma Lou over to Mt. Pilot to eat Chinese and see a movie.

Murder in Mayberry?

Spud always knew that that Floyd the Barber dude was wound a little too tight. In hindsight it was really only a matter of time before...

Sorry? Wot's that? Not Floyd? Well, who then?

FTA: State prison records show Gonzalez was released two years ago after serving more than four years on a 2002 conviction for kidnapping a minor.

Ah, there's yer problem right there.

Only 4 years fer kidnapping a minor? Seriously?

* facepalm *

Who woulda thought that that guy woulda caused trouble after serving 4 whole years?/snark>

No mention in the article of Gonzales being an illegal just a sick fucktard.

Be Well.

Floyd the barber is sought for questioning.

Bell on door clangs, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was Shaved
I was Shaved
I was Shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip
Pee pee pressed against my lips

I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed
I'm ashamed

I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt

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Floyd did it.

an illegal immigrant

Otis got ahold of some bad 'shine and snapped.

Gomer Pyle, USMC came back with PTSD


I don't know... Opie has been very upset since his hair all fell out....

Gomer Pyle, USMC came back with PTSD

"That's not all he came back with"

Rock Hudson

While most thought it was Ernest T. Bass. I always thought Howard Sprague had serial killer potential.

I always thought Howard Sprague had serial killer potential

True, but his victims would all be prostitutes.

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