Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

About a month ago I started a murder trial. The DA argued my client was guilty based on a theory of "aiding and abetting". The jury went out last Monday night. Here it is Saturday, and they still have not rendered a verdict.
I cannot imagine what they have been arguing about for four full days now. I do know that both the DA and I have been on pins and needles the whole time. Every time the phone rings we assume there is a verdict.
Usually, by this point, the jury has thrown up its' hands and declared themselves hopelessly deadlocked. This jury, however, through neither word nor action have indicated deadlock.
Usually, by this point, the jurors are at each other throats. This jury, whenever they leave court at the end of the day, all seem like best friends.

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And as tense as I am feeling, I can only imagine what my client is experiencing. Every time we get called back to the courtroom for yet another jury question, he is bracing himself to hear his fate determined. Each time he gets dressed out by the bailiff in street clothes shirt and tie for the jury. Yet, so far, each time has ended with the jurors returning back to the deliberation room.
They have asked so many questions. And they have not reflected the normal body language we are so used to seeing in terms of avoiding eye contact with either the DA or the Defendant. If anything, they are still pleasant, cheerful and enthused even after being confined in a deliberation room for all this time.
What's up with that?

Are you gonna be a defense attorney your whole career or are you striving to be a judge? Have you ever been a prosecutor? I think that would be more fun/easy. People seem to have a bias of "he wouldn't be charged if he wasn't guilty" so you would be at an advantage.

They have asked so many questions. And they have not reflected the normal body language we are so used to seeing in terms of avoiding eye contact with either the DA or the Defendant. If anything, they are still pleasant, cheerful and enthused even after being confined in a deliberation room for all this time.
What's up with that?

#1 | Posted by moder8

pleasant, cheerful, and do look ya in the eye?

yikes mod8 . . NOT TO WORRY - - I'll try to break it gently . .

somehow ya ended up with 12 "TEAPARTY-ERS" -
aka; rightwing radicals - aka; "regular Americans"

now don't panic - just look at the eveidence . .

umm, they're sequestered on your dime . .

the weekend holds w/NCAA football, Yankees/Phillies - - & tomorrow NFL & NASCAR - -
keep the pizza, wings, & pepsi flowing and things will just work out

ps - they will prolly clean up after themselves & thank ya for the hospitality

pps - they'll also likely exchange addresses with all inc judge/DA/defense/defendant for Christmas & Birthday cards & such

Mod:

I would think this would be a good sign for your client. Isn't it the longer a jury is out, the better it looks for a plaintif?

It seems you have one very thorough jury, one who doesn't take their assignment lightly.

As hard as it is to play the waiting game, I would be happy knowing this particular jury are doing things right.

I'd agree with Lisa. The longer the deliberation, the greater evidence of doubt.

Unfortunately, for once MarkH might be correct. I am reluctant to expect anything but the worst. Nothing more painful than getting hopes up only to have them crushed. That being said however, this clearly is a conscientious group of citizens.

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LOL. Actually Cookfish that was pretty funny. Imagine some loser simpleton living out his dreams and fantasies via an make believe alter-ego here on the DR. I'm sure over the years we have seen a couple of those types come and go. I gotta admit however, my fantasy alter ego would be something more impressive and exciting than the lowly county public defender whose life I currently occupy.

Milkin it buddee!


-Paulie Shore

"Imagine some loser simpleton living out his dreams and fantasies via an make believe alter-ego here on the DR. I'm sure over the years we have seen a couple of those types come and go."



Watchu talking bout Willis???? I never left.


-Zat

I say sell your client out, then make a career writing books and giving speeches about injustice. It works for most liberal lawyers. To hell with your client. Prosecute the system! The more the system screws your client the better your career options.
AND you get to pat yourself on the back for "caring."

I've always thought that I could never be a lawyer or a doctor. I'd never get any sleep from the worry. Too much is riding on those folks. It's not like you can just make a correction to fix a mistake. People's lives are changed forever. My hat's off to ya.

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