Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

Roland Corning, an assistant attorney general in South Carolina, is the latest GOPer from the Deep South to be caught with his zipper in the "down and locked" position.
Corning was stopped by a police officer in Columbia, South Carolina, on suspicion of illegal activity. And who happened to be in Corning's company when his vehicle was stopped? An 18-year-old employee of the Platinum Plus Gentleman's Club.
In other words, our guy Corning was with a stripper. And a search of his vehicle proved interesting. Here's how The State newspaper reported it:
The search revealed a sex enhancement drug and some sex toys. According to the report, Corning told Wines he had a prescription for the medication and the other items were always in the car "just in case."
Uh right, just in case.

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Should go with Button Fly Levi's 501's or what I now sport button fly Bib Overalls. That way Your zipper can not be in the locked down position.

Larry

4 for 4...I'm getting good at this.


.......what's wrong with those South Carolina Republicans anyways ??.......

......they're all getting caught with women ......

.......they must have lied on the Republican Party Application for Membership........


I now sport button fly Bib Overalls.

#1 | Posted by LarryMohr

Good thing you don't live in NYC.

Why Lipz??


It was all just a misunderstanding.

The cops asked him who he was and he said, 'I'm Coming'. Of course they though he meant, 'i'm coming', and they took him to jail.

The preacher at the first baptist church has already decreed that he is a member of good standing and that it is not a crime to have a name that sounds like an ejaculation.


Why Lipz??

#5 | Posted by LarryMohr

'Bibs', as we used to call them in alabama, are not in style much anymore, especially in NYC.

So?? At least I am more free in bibs than jeans. Hell at least it stops the threat of crack face showing.

Larry


crack face showing.

#8 | Posted by LarryMohr

FF. You are always thinking of others. We appreciate that.

"it is not a crime to have a name that sounds like an ejaculation"........Regina Litoris


#2 | Posted by KBM

Getting good at what?

Being wrong all the time?

'Bibs', as we used to call them in alabama

Also known as an Auburn Tuxedo.

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