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Goody Goody Gumdrops

Sick Bubble-Gum

Where is the Leader of the Pack?

Ride, Captain! RIDE!

Brandy, You're a fine girl

www.youtube.com

Fun tribute to the Obama presidency.

The Bomber

Here's a nice tune fer ol' chapel boy:

Hand Of The Almighty

Back at ya Davey.


www.youtube.com


www.youtube.com

Lookin' for a job


For the season:

Autumn Almanac
Fall on Me
Leave My Kitten Alone
October
Falling Leaves
November Rain
Cold Rain and Snow


Men Without Hats
www.youtube.com

Witchcraft

Love Train

"For the season:"

How could you omit "Autumn Leaves"?

www.youtube.com

What up, west texas curmudgeon?

Weapon of Choice
www.youtube.com

Witchcraft

#13 | Posted by American1st

What kind of crappy shit is that? The one and only "Witchcraft" was done by the Chairman...

www.youtube.com

Seasons change...


Summer's almost gone...Wintertime Love

Sunset
www.youtube.com

FatboySlim's got the moves...HA! I kinda like the tune, too.

Sorry, Null...I'm not as old as you are...


(hehe!)

"Sorry, Null...I'm not as old as you are..."

No problem. You will develop good taste in time...

Another classic from the Chairman...

www.youtube.com

Wow! Even Zat posted some Doors...(Bird of Prey)

Good job!...

Doors Live at the Matrix...Summertime

back later...

Just find a tape of the Doors' concert in West Covina in 1968, ok?

"Even Zat posted some Doors"

Best make out song of the 60's.
www.youtube.com

When The Music's Over (LIVE IN EUROPE 1968)
www.youtube.com

THE DOORS - SOFT PARADE
www.youtube.com

Tai is so hot
www.youtube.com

"A Day in the Life" Jeff Beck Tal Wilkenfeld Crossroads 07
www.youtube.com

Lily was here - Candy Dulfer / Dave Stewart
www.youtube.com

Candy Dulfer "Live at Montreux 2002"
www.youtube.com

fuck yourself

great song.

Frank Zappa - Watermelon Live, New York 1978
www.youtube.com

When The Music's Over (LIVE IN EUROPE 1968)
www.youtube.com

#28 | Posted by Zatoichi

Yeah. Great song. I saw them perform that live in 1968 in Cali.

Frank Zappa --- Montana

www.youtube.com

For Niceville: www.youtube.com

Texas Funeral:Performed by Jon Wayne

Natalie Merchant alone at piano with Verdi Cries, video from early 90s

A Breton folk song

How to cure 70s nostalgia

Bluest Blues

Russian folk metal

Maggot Brain

I like the Russian stuff, LWDC...

Rex's friends...wishing you all a Happy Halloween...

Penny Arcade Night??

Candy Man

Give me some suga!!!

OOOOOOOHHH! GReat pick, Lisa!

Lips as sweet as candy!!!

How about some more sugaaaaaa!!!

Sugar pie honey bunch...love it!!

Am I all alone on this thread now??

What gives??!!

lol

Beach Boys live (for real) in 1964

10,000 Maniacs live 1990 with The Latin One (early 10km song)

A lively song on the harp

And, finally, rcade makes his entrance

Here's one just for you guys.

Don't say I never did anything for you...lol.

Candy Shop


Am I all alone on this thread now??


What gives??!!


lol

#50 | Posted by Lisa

Sorry, Baby! I'd have been back sooner, but I wasn't...Because I got High

DAmn, Lisa...I've been thinkin' more 'bout YOU, honey...not some imitation of womanhood....

Hey American....you left me....here's one for you!

don't leave me this way

LOL

Don't worry, Lisa...If I were to leave you, you'd be sleeping happily, well sated...

LOL...C'mon, Lisa...you know I'm nuts'n ya!

Would you sing this in the morning?

Good Morning Beautiful

LOL

".C'mon, Lisa...you know I'm nuts'n ya!"

LMBO

I know!!!

Bet some people take us serious...lol.

Just for You, Lisa

LOL Thanks A!!!

"Got any left handed footballs?"

LMBO

Hey A1...someone the other day told me I should try and watch some sports once in awhile.

LOL

Did you leave me again A1???

Done Somebody Wrong Song

LOL

Sorry, again, LIsa! I was talking to Rex

Pfffft...

Sorry Isn't Good Enough

LMBO...this is fun!

It's not wrong if you're Doin' it right

Hey...tell Rex....

Hello My Friend, Hello

You know where he is, Lisa...and you have access...

Lis Lis...

He's mad at me A1....lol.

Not a good idea!!

But I love when he calls me Lis, Lis...lol

Rex sez

It's so much better than my husband calling me puddin' britches as we walk through a store!!

LOL

I prefer Lis Lis..lol

Puddin' Britches? LOL!!! DAng, honey, I want some "puddin'"...LOL!

LOL

He's so embarrassing...lol

LOL! "HE" didn't tell that one, Sweetie!

He's started studying to be a minister so he has to tone that down now...lol!

I mean when we walk through the store it's embarrassing.

I can tell you anything and not be embarrassed...lol

You mean he calls you "puddin' britches" OUTLOUD?..while walking though a public store?


I'm outraged! My wife throws a fit at "skank"....

"You mean he calls you "puddin' britches" OUTLOUD?..while walking though a public store?"

YES!!

He has a million nick names for me...lol.

People look at me and say....

What's your name little girl?

"He has a million nick names for me...lol."


I guess that's OK, as long as you don't recognize any of them as your friends....LOL!

Great segwey, Lis,Lis...

LOL A1....that's not gonna happen!

Well, We'll hope not for tonight, at least...

And on that note...

Good Night Sweetheart, Good Night

Thanks for the fun, A1!!!

Ciao!

The fun was all mine, Lisa! G'night!

Tactical Sex

Where the fuck are my manners...I'm sorry,Mona Lisa...Goodnight...

The Captain...

Making Love to a Vampire With a Monkey On My Knee

www.youtube.com

Ween

Homo Rainbow

www.youtube.com

David Lindley w/ Wally Ingram

Cat Food Sandwiches

www.youtube.com

David and Wally

Hesitation Blues

www.youtube.com

Retort: The Monday Nooner

Frank Zappa - Muffin Man

www.youtube.com

Posted by The_Chapel at 2009-10-12 12:15 PM | Reply


Hey Brioni, get some original material eh?

I'm going to temporarily change the name of the thread to:

"Welcome to the Petty Rcade"

www.drudge.com

What a hyper-sensitive douche.

LOL.

Wreck 'em Tech!

Jak complaining will get you nowhere. Maybe you should stop associating with Luddite scum. It may improve your own behavior.

Maybe I could send out a round of self-destruct emails from a proxy server like a sniveling chickenshit.

Maybe that'll get me somewhere...

I'm an alright guy

A1...you ARE an alright guy!!

if you saw me you'd say....

She's Country

Cool song, Lisa! Hadn't heard of that guy, yet. Lotta new faces out there these days!

Yo A1. Your nephew is a badass. Is he planning on signing with the UFC one day?

Hmmm...I wish I could get a glimpse of Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Whitesnake - Here I Go Again

JA, he's on the top card at Akron in Dec. for a North American Allied Fight series Amateur championship. He's got a good fight coming up there.

He's said all along that it's his intention.

Thanks A1...I love that song!

Had you seen their website?

LOL! Hilarious song, Lisa..

Happy Halloween

LMBO

Those outfits gotta go!!!

www.naafs.tv

He'll either fight Bonningson or Shuck..

BOOOOOO!

Ok..back.

Had to hide for a few minutes cuz...

Their Coming to Take Me Away

My sister lives about an hour from Akron. I'd like to see him fight live sometime.

Hey, Chris! Funny tune, Lisa..I wish I woulda thought of that one..

JA...He wants to go to Vegas after he wins his next fight.

LOL A1

Gotta tell ya, that song actually gives me the creeps!

It's an oldie, but goodie, Lisa!

Even better. Are you planning on going out to Vegas to see him? I'll need to start saving. I had 1500 bucks evaporate in 3 1/2 days last time I was there. 400 bucks was dropped in a strip club last time I was there.

What???

You're calling ME an....

Oldie but Goodie

Awww...how sweet!!

LOL

LOL,JA... My strip club days are gone, bro! I got a wife and children who strip ME of my cash now...

Good find, Lisa...


An age of innocence....
Mona Lisa

oh quit complaining A1.

After all you ARE their...


money maker

Awwww..thanks A1!

One birthday my friends and I went out and hit George Webbs after bar time.

Some guy went back to his house, brought his guitar back and played and sang that song to me.

LOL

And I LOVE Nat King Cole...one of my favorites.

Money Maker is plumb tolerable....especially all the different moneymakers shakin' there....

This is my all time favorite Nat King Cole song....

When I Fall In Love

Makes me cry!

My National Guard buddies are married too A1. Sometimes you just have to cut loose though. You know what they say though. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

Some Live Doors- Texas Radio and the Big Beat/Love me Two Times...

Haha! You may be right, JA...

GREAT song, A1!!

"I LOVE Nat King Cole"

Who doesn't?

He'd be one of my Desert Island voices. And Ella, of course.

And Pavarotti. Here he is, from 1980. Absolutely fearless.

www.youtube.com

Hey Rex I'm on dialup can you find and put on Bye, Bye Miss American Pie (long version) for me?

I'm a huge Doors fan...found 2 "new" albums in the last year..both Live ...

Hey, Gimme...were you looking for American Pie?

Dan:

I LOVE Pavarotti!!!

I'm partial to tenors...sang with them all through high school because the boys we had were weak!

I would have been in heaven if someone like Pavarotti sat next to me.

Instead, it was Tim E.....I kept flopping out his sheet music with soprano's.

lol

RIP, Steve Goodman...and Thank you for this beautiful song

Yeah American Pie rex

"I LOVE Pavarotti!!"

Just a stunning voice. That version of Nessum Dorma is my favorite, until Christmas time. Then it's O Holy Night.

Can't have a music thread without some John Prine

OMGosh Dan...O' Holy Night is my FAVORITE Christmas song.

I can't make it through without crying...and when Pavarotti sings it...I bawl and wet myself!!! lol

Donald and Lydia

I bawl and wet myself!!!


That's borderline too much info, Lisa!

Well, I was tempted to say something else which would have definately put it in the TMI catagory.

I decided to be a good girl!!

Lyrics to Donald and Lydia

(if anyone cares)


Small town, bright lights, Saturday night,
Pinballs and pool halls flashing their lights.
Making change behind the counter in a penny arcade
Sat the fat girl daughter of Virginia and Ray

(Spoken:)
Lydia
Lydia hid her thoughts like a cat
Behind her small eyes sunk deep in her fat.
She read romance magazines up in her room
And felt just like Sunday on Saturday afternoon.

Chorus:
But dreaming just comes natural
Like the first breath from a baby,
Like sunshine feeding daisies,
Like the love hidden deep in your heart.

Bunk beds, shaved heads, Saturday night,
A warehouse of strangers with sixty watt lights.
Staring through the ceiling, just wanting to be
Lay one of too many, a young PFC:

(Spoken:)
Donald
There were spaces between Donald and whatever he said.
Strangers had forced him to live in his head.
He envisioned the details of romantic scenes
After midnight in the stillness of the barracks latrine.

Repeat Chorus:

Hot love, cold love, no love at all.
A portrait of guilt is hung on the wall.
Nothing is wrong, nothing is right.
Donald and Lydia made love that night.

(Spoken:)
Love
The made love in the mountains, they made love in the streams,
They made love in the valleys, they made love in their dreams.
But when they were finished there was nothing to say,
'Cause mostly they made love from ten miles away.

I decided to be a good girl!!

#142 | Posted by Lisa

Awwww! C'mon! You can be a good girl tomorrow!

"I'm a huge Doors fan...found 2 "new" albums in the last year..both Live ..."

You certainly are, and it's a credit to your great taste. You might like this story: when I saw the Doors in West Covina, after the concert Jim Morrison and some babe in black leather walked up to a bunch of us teeny boppers and chatted for a few minutes. Then the asshole said he was going to the hotel next door but he would be back to talk with us some more. Yeah, right. :)

"Awwww! C'mon! You can be a good girl tomorrow!"

lol

I don't think so.

I've got a new life now. My husband wouldn't appreciate it, I'm sure!!

LOL, Lisa...What happens at the Retort stays at the Retort!

A1??

I have to ask you a question.

Would you please tell someone who is lurking if you are Rex...yes or no.

A1...LOL..I know.

"I LOVE Pavarotti!!"

I suppose if you like that kind of histrionic singing, i.e., opera...or Barbara Streisand, he's ok.

I like all kinds of different music, Null.

Pavarotti has an amazing voice!

Thats too fucking cool, Null. I first heard of the Doors around 1969. I was only 8 yrs old, but I had an AM radio that I'd play real low at night so to not wake anyone in the house(there were 9 of us kids), but anyhow, I got WLS out of Chicago after 9 or so at night. I'd stay awake as long as I could listening to rock. There were't too many opprotunities to hang out with rockstars up in a holler in WV, though. I did the best I could.

I just checked...I'm NOT Rex...

A1, you're only one year older than I am??

I thought you were much younger.

"I just checked...I'm NOT Rex..."

I already knew that...but thank you!

What can I say, Lisa..I've lived a hard life!

Pavarotti sucks. Sinatra rules...

www.youtube.com

Pavarotti doesn't suck, but Sinatra is awesome too!

L'America


Full screen is best...

"O' Holy Night is my FAVORITE Christmas song."


Try Sandi Patty.



www.youtube.com

You ARE who I think you are!!!! : )

Yes...I love Sandy Patti too!!!

Gee, Lisa...you runnin' slow, lately?

LOL...

Well, I didn't want to say anything here...LOL.

But it's been driving me crazy!!!

I wanted him to email me.

The Soft Parade

Pavorottini sucks. He ought to lay off the lasagna. He couldn't carry Sinatra's music sheets..

www.youtube.com

whatever Null...I would say the grass is green, the sky is blue but you would argue about it....lol.

Enjoy your Sinatra.

Monster

Pavorotini is quite possibly the worst singer of all time.

And now, for a singer who knows what he's doing...

www.youtube.com

"Pavorotini is quite possibly the worst singer of all time."

LOL

Ok, Null. Whatever you say.

And this is dedicated to 3rd party voters....

www.youtube.com


And this is dedicated to 3rd party voters....


www.youtube.com

#170 | Posted by nullifidian at 2009-11-01 12:03 AM | Reply | Flag: doesn't believe in free and open elections!!!

You dick.

:)

Happy Halloween.

You too, HC. I'm celebrating Halloween with kind herb, hope you are too.

Classic feel-good music....

www.youtube.com

Give me doubles of all three 'cause I sure could use them -- right now.

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

HC -

Did you take your little one out trick or treating tonight? Would this be her first or second Halloween?

Nulli -

Classic feel-good music


Lovin' Spoonful. Good choice. I could use some more classic feel-good music. Pick out another one for me, por favor?


"Pick out another one for me, por favor?"

No problem...this ought to be what the doctor ordered...

www.youtube.com

"Pick out another one for me, por favor?"


No problem...this ought to be what the doctor ordered...

www.youtube.com

#177 | Posted by nullifidian at 2009-11-01 01:07 AM


Thanks, sweetie.

Let the party begin on the 13th floor....

Texas

www.youtube.com

Livin' La Vida Loca

www.youtube.com

Steve Vai

www.youtube.com

#180


It took me 'til 3:30 or so to declare for it, but I LIKE that song, Zat...

Steve Vai..Crossroads duel

And this is dedicated to 3rd party voters.... -- #170 | Posted by nullifidian

Just for you, Nulli: www.youtube.com

Just for you, Nulli: www.youtube.com

Ugh. I could only get half way through that. Barbara Streisand could have been a great singer, if she ever learned something called "self-restraint". She should have listened to Sinatra. She might have been a contender.

I could only get half way through that. Barbara Streisand could have been a great singer... -- #186 | Posted by nullifidian

I was really looking for video of her singing this one, but this version has its charms, too: www.youtube.com

"Just for you, Nulli: www.youtube.com"

God that sucks. It just gets worse on a second viewing/hearing. That's bad taste/bad singing on steroids. lol

Babs sucked hard, back then....she's probably lost some wind since then...

My most...marvelous memories...are of...Funny Girl...

lol. That's the first 10 seconds, and it only goes downhill after that.

Best Movie opening: The Wild Bunch.

New game up next friday...

"Who said that?"

Geoff Montgomery: It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?

After watching that Babs video, you may need some simple, upbeat, feel good music..

www.youtube.com

I'm a stranger here

Can't explain

Speaking of Strangers...here's One for Null:

Strangers In The Night

The Rolling Stones on Shindig...Suzy-Q and Heart of Stone

Yo, Lisa!

Can't explain???

Wouldn't matter anyway because....

DUMB BLONDE

Mamas and Papas...California Dreamin' on Shindig

LOL! Good stuff, Lisa...

HAHAHAHA!!!

I thought it was funny!

California Dreaming???

I'm the....

Dream Weaver!!

LOL

Sumpthin' went wrong with your code, Lis Lis...

This one?

BTW...I threw the "Lis Lis" in there, for troll food...

Darn it!!

Blew a perfectly good comment!! lol

Yep, thats the one!

"BTW...I threw the "Lis Lis" in there, for troll food."

Troll food??

For the lurker from yesterday?? lol

He only believes what he wants to believe anyway.

No sense in talking about it.

However...let's feed the....


Troll

LOL! HAdn't seen that one, Lisa! Thanx!

You've never seen that???

What'sa matter did....

Smoke Get In Your Eyes

Thanx, Lisa...nice song...

Baha Men ,Who let the dogs out (Techno Remix)

For you, Lisa...Indian Summer

Hey, JA...

daddy y match-pasame la botella This song takes me back to buying prostitutes in MX.

Hey A1. Sunday night makes me sad. Soon It'll be 5:30 am and I'll be getting up to be a slave to the man again.

Cool song, A1!

But I'm an ....

Italian Woman

SAve your money and hire your own slaves, bro. It's the American way...

I'm not Indian!

Hahaah! The space was 10 ft long and the car was 12!!!! LOLO!!!!

LMBO

I KNOW!!!!

LOL

But see...that's the kind of determination that I have!!!

LOL

I'da made it fit!!

Hey, Null..is this West Covina?

I'da made it fit!!

#222 | Posted by Lisa

Part of my hillbilly personna is "If it don't fit, FORCE IT!"

You in that crowd, Null?

"You in that crowd, Null?"

No, but it brings back memories.

Zatochi -

Texas

#180 | Posted by Zatoichi at 2009-11-01 05:39 PM


Thanks, big guy. Move there coming soon -- in a better car than the one in the video, though. : )



Right timeframe, man...hopin' to have suprised ya!

{:^)

Here is some off the wall type stuff, Null, if you've not seen it already, that is..

You've decided on Texas Chris??

Why are ya moving to Texass, CC??

Chris is gonna be a ....

Texas Angel

"Here is some off the wall type stuff, Null, if you've not seen it already, that is.."

That was quite entertaining. Thanks.

One of the reasons I love Youtube..never know what you can harvest out of there....

I'd like to tell my wife that I'm sorry, but I'm a hard man to love

..of course, I probably never will....

Ha! Great song...and too funny A1...my husband has said that song was made for him and described me....lol.

He also said he could have written the words to THIS for me.


It takes a LOT to weather the test of time...especially if you waited until you were 37 to get hitched the FIRST time...I'm a wild stallion at heart, and it's not like me to be acting like a gelding...

LOL! I'm outta here for a while...

"It takes a LOT to weather the test of time...especially if you waited until you were 37 to get hitched the FIRST time...I'm a wild stallion at heart, and it's not like me to be acting like a gelding..."

Love makes the wildest spirit tame,
and the tamest spirit wild.

Alexis Delp.

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