Criminals Use Permanent Markers to Disguise Faces

Friday, October 30, 2009

After two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces tried to break into a man's home in Carroll, Iowa, police found suspects Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, had painted their faces with permanent markers. "I've been chief here almost 25 years ... and I've seen a lot of things that make me laugh and weird things but this was probably the best," said the local police chief.

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Nearly as stupid as thinking you can spend your way out of debt.

#1 | Posted by American1st at 2009-10-30 06:17 AM | Reply | Flag:

These two are well on their way to becoming successful Republican politicians. If it turns out they are secretly gay, they will be sure fire Rtard Senatorial material.

#2 | Posted by axe at 2009-10-30 10:39 AM | Reply | Flag:

they were just idiot trick or treaters who forgot several things:

1. Halloween isn't October 29th, its October 31st

2. a 2 minute Sharpie treatment does not a clever costume make

3. Your 'sposed to ring the door bell and yell "trick or treat", not break into the house in search of zagnuts

#3 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2009-10-30 10:45 AM | Reply | Flag:

I like how the one dude drew a bat shaped mask on his face.

#4 | Posted by Sully at 2009-10-30 10:54 AM | Reply | Flag:

Say goodbye to a peacful, civilized society-no matter where you move. I lived in Cheyenne, Wy for almost a year. When I got there I thought, Wow this is great no big city problems? HAH! The Libs that did a great job screwing up Denver were bailing out of that craphole (which has a lot of no go areas and lots of non english speaking hispanics, lots of aggressive hooded homies), and guess where they were coming? That's right, Cheyenne. Can you say "well timmy our new 1st grade reading for the week is MY TWO DADDIES". Bums and crackheads in the park in Cheyenne, Wy? WTF!

No kittens, this society is in the crapper, no matter where you go. It is time for THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE DEAD. After your 3rd conviction for a violent felony, you are taken out back and dispatched with one 22cal bullet to the back of your head.

#5 | Posted by tickyul at 2009-10-30 10:56 AM | Reply | Flag:

Nearly as stupid as thinking you can spend your way out of debt.

Or increase expenditures while cutting revenue? Or thinking guys like Ken Lay pissing down on you will make everybody wealthy?

#6 | Posted by northguy3 at 2009-10-30 10:58 AM | Reply | Flag:

"No kittens, this society is in the crapper, no matter where you go. It is time for THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE DEAD."

#5 | Posted by tickyul

WHAT IF YOU GET FOUR BALLS?

Do you get to WALK?

#7 | Posted by Monstman at 2009-10-30 11:23 AM | Reply | Flag:

On top of all the trouble and ridicule they've already got going on, I'm waiting for Al Sharpton to accuse them of wearing blackface.

#8 | Posted by MaryTylerWhore at 2009-10-30 11:53 AM | Reply | Flag:

WHAT IF YOU GET FOUR BALLS?

Do you get to WALK?

#7 | Posted by Monstman

I don't know of any man that could walk if he had 4 Testicles.

#9 | Posted by frankf55 at 2009-10-30 11:55 AM | Reply | Flag:

you are taken out back and dispatched with one 22cal bullet to the back of your head.

#5 | Posted by tickyul

In your case-it'd take a 105 MM Howitzer to the back of your thick head-just to crack your skull open.

#10 | Posted by frankf55 at 2009-10-30 11:57 AM | Reply | Flag:

Permanently stupid.

#11 | Posted by UpL8 at 2009-10-30 11:59 AM | Reply | Flag:

Hilarious! These two are freakin' rad! I can't shake the tickle in my gut... my stomach hurts :-D

#12 | Posted by R0B0T at 2009-10-30 12:42 PM | Reply | Flag:

I want to party with these guys. The best part is that when they pass out, the shaming is already done.

#13 | Posted by TylerDurden at 2009-10-30 12:58 PM | Reply | Flag:

"Nearly as stupid as thinking you can spend your way out of debt.
#1 | Posted by American1st"

Or spending a trillion dollars attacking a country in response to a terrorist attack that country had nothing to do with.

#14 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-10-30 01:28 PM | Reply | Flag:

#7---Monstman, I think you're probably in trouble then---no walk for you.

#15 | Posted by matsop at 2009-10-30 02:24 PM | Reply | Flag:

You can THINK all you want.

When I see people spouting off about THREE STRIKES I know it is someone running their mouth in overtime and not running the brain power enough.

Three strikes and you are out is one of the dumbest justice ideas to come along since Hammurabi!

#16 | Posted by Monstman at 2009-10-30 03:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

Some one needs to clue O'Loudmouth in on the permnant markers, so he can keep from getting caught comitting his audacious crimes.

#17 | Posted by Dr_Feelgood at 2009-10-30 03:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

My old next door neighbor growing up did one better last year in my old hometown...First of all, he decides to try to "rob" a pizza store in the same neighborhood he grew up in. He walks in with a crowbar (the clerk behind the counter knew his mom since he was a kid). Then, as he threatens the clerk, he bounces the crowbar against the counter, which manages to bounce up and hit him right in the nose knocking himself out..

He should be out in about a year or so....hope that was worth it.

#18 | Posted by bocaink at 2009-10-30 06:25 PM | Reply | Flag:

To Monstman:

I know you think that I am a Republirat Phonycon, but I am not. My three strikes ideas is different from any you have ever heard of, so keep an open mind. Let me reiterate my idea : 3 STRIKES AND YOU'RE DEAD. IF YOU ARE CONVICTED OF THREE VIOLENT (VIOLENT=RAPE, ASSAULT, MURDER,ARMED ROBBERY, ETC, ETC.....GET IT?) FELONIES YOU ARE EXECUTED, END OF STORY.

#19 | Posted by tickyul at 2009-10-30 08:52 PM | Reply | Flag:

#8 - MARY "On top of all the trouble and ridicule they've already got going on, I'm waiting for Al Sharpton to accuse them of wearing blackface."

That's what I was wondering.
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#20 | Posted by OohRah at 2009-10-31 06:30 AM | Reply | Flag: