you don't have a fucking clue
#23 | Posted by crispee_oc
give you a fucking clue.
#123 | Posted by crispee_oc
Get a fucking clue what the argument is about before opening your ignorant mouth.
#127 | Posted by crispee_oc
So writes Crispee, a punchdrunk Palooka badly in need of (at least) a clue.
Here's what Crispee Palooka's been arguing about since Thursday, October 29 at 10:07 a.m. on a thread titled "Barack Obama Has Failed to Defeat Conservatism in America" --
"C'mon, guys n' gals, don't go away. Obama needs you like Muhammad Ali needed a speedball in the gym before a bout: for punching practice.
#1 | Posted by doc_sarvis"
Yup, that's it. The whole sheebang. The source of Crispee Palooka's existential angst.
The problem? It turns out that Palook, who claims considerable experience in the world of boxing and knowledge both broad and deep about "the sweet science" -- (they're the same thing, Crispee) -- is (and this came as something of a surprise in one so steeped in matters pugilistic) ignorant of the fact that the terms "speedball" and "speedbag" refer to the same piece of equipment. Like the punchdrunk Palooka he is, Crispee let his ignorance rule his actions, jumped on this and seized upon it because it was obviously all he had. He ran with it, stumbled, fell, looked foolish and kept flailing away.
Yup, that's what he's been posting about since Thursday. Some of us have attempted to set him straight -- I know, I know, it's a hopeless exercise -- but to no avail. Crispee's like a broken-down old mutt who finds an old stick, mistakes it for a bone, doesn't know any better and gums it to death, ad infinitum. When people grow weary of the game -- I suspect it's a bit like bear-baiting: curious initially and then just more of the same -- Crispee proclaims victory and does his poor immitation of a mazurka performed by a Morris Dancer.
Before closing the book on this latest display of Palook's behavior I thought I'd insert the posts quoted above in here for anyone who, joining this thread, soon grows bored with Palook's marathon deflection sessions and/or finds it several klicks beyond ridiculous.
SPECIAL NOTE FOR CRISPEE PALOOKA: BEFORE YOU GET YOUR KNICKERS IN A TWIST AND HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR DEPENDS -- YES, AGAIN -- THE TERM "KLICK" USED IN THE PARAGRAPH ABOVE REFERS TO "KILOMETERS" OR "KILOMETRES" (THEY ARE THE SAME THING). "KLICK" CAN ALSO BE RENDERED "KLIK" (THEY ARE THE SAME THING) OR "KM" (WHICH IS, LIKEWISE, THE SAME THING). AND, PLEASE, IN FUTURE? TRY TO REMEMBER THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW SOMETHING DOESN'T MEAN IT'S WRONG, DUMBASS.
