Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

The Philadelphia Phillies defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers 10-4 in game 5 of the National League Championship Series, advancing to their second straight World Series. The Phillies are attempting to become the first National League team to repeat as World Series champs since the Cincinnati Reds in 1976.

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First NL Team to repeat the trip to the fall classic since The Big Red Machine. Bring on the Yanks!

It's been quite the run for PA sport teams the past year.

Wonder if it has anything to do with me moving here?? : )

You're in PA now? Good luck!

Since last year, Cookfish.

Thanks.

If Milwaukee teams aren't in the playoffs for sports, I will be rooting for PA teams.

Should have said WI teams..not Milwaukee teams. Duh!

The Dodgers are a damn good team, and I've no doubt they'll be back in the NLCS again. But 1-8, the Phils hitters are explosive. Cliff Lee is just amazing on the mound, and the bullpen has picked it up to where Lidge is the best closer in the playoffs right now.

Wonders if Lisa has been to Intercourse Pennsylvania yet??

Cookfish:

Lee IS amazing, isn't he?

I love this time of year...football AND baseball!!

LOL Larry

I had a really good response to that, but decided to stay a good girl and refrain from posting it.

WS is shaping up to be a high scoring cartoon.

Total runs will probably set a record.

My Dad and I went to Pennsylvania back in 1998 and we stayed in a motel in Lancaster Pennsylvania and the clerk asked Me if I was going to Intercourse PA and I just about died of embarrasment. I told Her He was My father not a BF and She said No I mean the town Intercourse PA and I just could not say a word after that. Never been so embarrased in all My life. That town rocks so quiet and peaceful. There is Intercourse PA Bird in Hand Blue Balls and Paradice all in a 20 square mile area. Love the Amish there.

Larry

Total runs will probably set a record.

The teams' stadiums are #1 & 2 for homers this year, and both teams have the bats, so you'd think so. Game #1, which will probably featue Lee vs. Sabathia, will probably be a low scorer. After that, there's going to be some action. I just hope the Phillie pitchers keep giving up only solo home runs.

The Little Red Machine!

Intercourse PA

My BF lives just a few miles from Climax, TX. No lie. People from Atlanta have heard this one: Why do commuters get so excited when they are in Alpharetta? A: They are close to Cumming. (Alpharetta and Cumming are adjacent towns)

I once visited Jersey Shore, PA. No boardwalks.

FB, not BF

Screw Baseball. We're in the middle of Roller Derby Season. The boys of the Harm City Homicide travel to Denver for a rare East vs West clash against Tucson's Dry Heat Militia.

BF??

I just hope the Phillie pitchers keep giving up only solo home runs.

Dodgers certainly helped in that regard.


I'm thinking they were anxious to start tuning up their golf games.

Except for Manny. He pretty much just wants to phone it in.

FB?? Fuck Buddy???

#19: yes

#1...

How did I know Cook would be one of the first to post on this thread. Glad the Dodgers dumped Jason Werth, not like he came back to haunt them or anything.

May be the first time I have ever rooted for the Yanks.

Phillies have a great team. My team has 1 more win to go. Hopefully tonight.

Fuck the Yankees. I'd like nothing more than to see Gay-Rod sitting on the bench with his face in his hands.

Royals in 2043!

P.S. Bud Selig is a piece of shit.

Say what?

"Manny was in the showers when Game 4 went down the drain for the Dodgers"

Manny should've been on sitting in the dugout praying instead cutting out early to take a shower.



Phillies have a great team. My team has 1 more win to go. Hopefully tonight.

#23 | Posted by Sully at 2009-10-22 08:40 AM

Los Angeles Dodgers or not, this California gal will root for your Phillies, Sully. I used to live in Germantown when I was about 6 yo so I guess I can divide my loyalties and not be too much of a traitor. lol

"Fuck the Yankees. I'd like nothing more than to see Gay-Rod sitting on the bench with his face in his hands."

When my team is out of it this time of year, I just concentrate on football. No need to be a bitter ass about it.


Sully, you may not be aware of the fact that the majority of Americans despise the Yankees. It has nothing to do with being bitter about my own team being out of the race. I came to terms with that about 6 months ago.

I only wish Rob_the_AHole was here so that we could celebrate. Rob and I had a Philly connection.

"Sully, you may not be aware of the fact that the majority of Americans despise the Yankees."

I know. I just don't care or give credence to all the excuses people use for their hatred. I followed the team in the 80's and early 90's and back I didn't assinine reactions for other fans. Then they start winning alot more games every year and all the sudden people start shouting like asses when they find out what team I root for. Pretty easy to put 2 and 2 together.

"It has nothing to do with being bitter about my own team being out of the race. I came to terms with that about 6 months ago."

If the Yankees were playing golf and your team was still in the playoffs you wouldn't care about the Yankees right now.

Sully

Phillies have a great team. My team has 1 more win to go. Hopefully tonight.

So the Phillies aren't your team? I misunderstood your #23, then.

"I followed the team in the 80's and early 90's and back I didn't assinine reactions for other fans. "

LOL. I swear I typed that correctly the first time but I had to retyped after I botched the password....

I'll never forget celebrating in Philly for a whole year.

Phillies won.
Flyers won.
Sixers won.

Then, those dumb Eagles with Jaws couldn't beat the wild card team.

"So the Phillies aren't your team? I misunderstood your #23, then."

Nope. I was born in NY, live in north Jersey. I root for NY teams.


If the Yankees were playing golf and your team was still in the playoffs you wouldn't care about the Yankees right now.

Uh. That's because they wouldn't be playing baseball so there'd be nothing to root against them for. I don't cheer for my baseball team when they are playing golf either.

Nope. I was born in NY, live in north Jersey. I root for NY teams.

#36 | Posted by Sully at 2009-10-22 11:18 AM


My ♥ belongs in New Jersey.

My whole family on both sides are from New Jersey going back generations. Dad born in Trenton and Mom in Orange, many relatives including an uncle (who used to sing and play stand-up bass in an Irish band called "The Wild Colonial Boys" in Kearny, NJ). Now have cousins and family who live in Edison, Woodbridge, Dover -- all over the state. In fact, if it wasn't so expensive to live in NJ, I'd be moving back there when I leave CA.

My grandfather ("Papa") on my Mom's side was a real Yankee's fan when he was alive. Jersey always gets put down but it's a beautiful state. They don't call it the "Garden State" for nothing.

Poor Sully, merely gives me the name of his favorite baseball team and gets my family history in return. That's women for ya -- blah, blah, blah. You shouldn't have mentioned you lived in Jersey. That got me going. lol

"Uh. That's because they wouldn't be playing baseball so there'd be nothing to root against them for."

My point was that nobody hates a team that isn't winning. I don't hate the Red Sox or the Mets when they stink but I've loathed them at times when they were very good teams. Very few people outside of the most bitter Red Sox jackasses hated the Yankees in the early 90's when they sucked.

Alot Yankee haters these days are total morons between Rivera spitting on the ball bullshit stories and blaming the Yanks for the umpires sucking. They act like JnD and Buffalo Bob with their conspiracies. The Yanks could lose two baserunners and an out due to a bad call like they did in game 2 against the Angels and nobody cares but if the Twins end up with a runner on first instead of second due to a bad call its a major turning point in the game. The only real difference is that the Yankees won despite the more costly bad call.

The haters are willing to sound like people who know nothing about the game just so they can vent. Why would I give a shit what they say?

"Jersey always gets put down but it's a beautiful state. They don't call it the "Garden State" for nothing."

We've got both good and bad. I find all the anti-NJ stuff funny unless someone is just being a real idiot about it. At least we're not boring.

My only real issue with Jersey is that you cannot keep the most obnoxious of your fellow statesmen out of my state when it gets cold up there. You cannot drive, are constantly correcting how we speak and telling us everything is better up North, yet here they are.

Very few people outside of the most bitter Red Sox jackasses hated the Yankees in the early 90's when they sucked.

#39 | Posted by Sully


I'm a diehard Red Sox fan and a lifelong Yankees hater but could you please call me an asshole instead I hate to be lumped with that jackass notorious for his $30 "Sexual Conquests"

Dodgers are out.

Angels have a chance.

No NFL team for the 14th straight year.

GO LAKERS!

"My only real issue with Jersey is that you cannot keep the most obnoxious of your fellow statesmen out of my state when it gets cold up there. You cannot drive, are constantly correcting how we speak and telling us everything is better up North, yet here they are."

Nah, we send you the B squad. You guys don't know real obnoxiousness. You can't get good obnoxiousness down there.

"I'm a diehard Red Sox fan and a lifelong Yankees hater but could you please call me an asshole instead I hate to be lumped with that jackass notorious for his $30 "Sexual Conquests""

I always thought the pathological, intense hatred of the Yankees in New England was somewhat pathetic but usually when I meet a Sox fan from up there they are actually good fans to talk baseball with....

However, the Sox fans who were born and raised in this area are douches, for the most part.

So really you're probably an OK guy or a douche moreso than an asshole or a jackass.

The real worst people in the world are Dallas Cowboy fans from the tri-state area (NY, NJ, PA).

You guys don't know real obnoxiousness.

Oh trust me, between NJ, NY, Canada, South America and the Caribbean, we are gourmets when it comes to obnoxiousness.

And see what I mean, even the "obnoxiousness" is better up North =P

"And see what I mean, even the "obnoxiousness" is better up North =P"

That was the joke.

So was mine, thus the =P


=D

BTW - I realized after I posted the CT and not PA is the third member of the Tri-State area. But Connecticut sucks so hard I always try to sub them out.

Alot Yankee haters these days are total morons between Rivera spitting on the ball bullshit stories and blaming the Yanks for the umpires sucking.

You're lumping legitimate haters in with the morons. I never said anything about cheating (even though half the team is on roids). I just enjoy watching teams grow into winners instead of trying to buy victory every year.

The real worst people in the world are Dallas Cowboy fans from the tri-state area (NY, NJ, PA).

Wrong, Cubs fans take the cake.

There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING that is worse than a Jets fan in Florida.

"There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING that is worse than a Jets fan in Florida."

Oh I disagree!!!

You could be a Lions fan ANYWHERE!!!!!

"I just enjoy watching teams grow into winners instead of trying to buy victory every year."

The Yankees have at least 12 home grown players on the current playoff roster, not counting Pettite who left and came back. I'd be surprised if any World Series winner in the last 15 years had more than 12. Certainly isn't the norm.

"even though half the team is on roids"

Half the league. The Mitchell report had Yankees because the only 2 rats Mitchell could find worked for NY teams. The Yankees who got caught all came from other organizations and were doing steriods for years before they got here - Giambi, Clemens, Arod. When Pettite used HGH to come back from an injury even that was in Houston. But the Yankees are the problem. Right.

I think it was Carlin who said "if drugs make you hit harder, farther, and get more points, then fuck you and take the fucking drugs. I paid to be entertained damnit!"

They don't call us "WFC" for nothing. Go Fightin' Phils!!!!!!!!!

I just enjoy watching teams grow into winners instead of trying to buy victory every year.

Chicago White Sox who 'grew' into winners:
Mark Buehrle, Joe Crede, Brian Anderson and Josh Fields.

4 is less than 12, right?

Chicago White Sox who were 'bought for victory':
Carlos Quentin, Jermaine Dye, Jim Thome, Orlando Cabrera, Nick Swisher, John Danks, Bobby Jenks, Gavin Floyd, Paul Konerko, Javier Vazquez, Ken Griffey, Alexei Ramirez, A.J. Pierzynski, Jose Contreras, Dewayne Wise, Juan Uribe and Mike MacDougal

Chicago White Sox Free Agents:
Scott Linebrink and Octavio Dotel

Chicago White Sox smuggled from Cuba:
Alexei Ramirez


Using your own er... "standards" it is time for some new gear, Joe.

Maybe the Angels or Blue Jays?

Congrads to Philly fans. Should be a great Series.

Go Fightin' Phils!!!!!!!!!

#56

Speaking of the fightin' Phils, isn't it about time for Brett Myers to give his wife a new pair of Irish sunglasses?

Not if she keps her big yap shut.

He will be gone next year. Contract year. He'll ask for the moon. Phils have several good young 'uns pitching in the minors. Buh bye Brett.

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