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One in five women who admitted to smoking marijuana in the previous month lives in a household earning more than $75,000 a year, according to the fashion magazine Marie Claire. "I hate the term pothead -- it connotes that I'm high 24/7, which I'm not," said a Manhattan corporate attorney. "I don't need it to get through my day. I just enjoy it when my day is over."

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Read this article and it explains it all. Western civilization is in freefall, mainly thanks to liberals but also femminists (large overlap). Basically, women do not know how to manage a career and 'shut off' at night so they self medicate using drugs, alcohol, and sex. As a result, men are finally wising up and shunning marriage. The spawn of the offspring of sex and drugs are mal-adjusted delinquents that clog the criminal justice system. Anyone with 1/2 a brain can see the linkage. The liberal's great ideas are delivering the same kind of utopia they delivered in the USSR. What a paradise!

www.henrymakow.com

That's some funny shit ya posted there, nazi-boy.

Career women are also whores that think it's OK to leave the home where they should be taking care of children and the man of the house.

The Lord does not want women in the workplace, that's why he has ensured they are paid less. He also doesn't want these whores to get promoted, so he lets them smoke the devil's weed to keep them stupid.

The Lord works in mysterious ways. For some reason he even let those whores vote. How's that worked out so far?

Sounding like a woman hating...well...you know.

Churchlady moderation and all that.

Oh what the hell, sounding like a woman hating pissy little fashion bug.

Oh what the hell, sounding like a woman hating pissy little fashion bug.

#4 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2009-10-20 02:01 PM | Reply


Damn OldWeakNStupid, that almost makes Starvis look butch in comparison.

Chair,

Are you serious, or just pretending to be a Christian?

It's a good thing no men smoke pot after work.

It's a good thing butch dykes like Manni get defensive over trivial articles from womens' magazines which logically deliver a female perspective.

"It's a good thing butch dykes like Manni get defensive over trivial articles from womens' magazines which logically deliver a female perspective."

I don't get what you are even talking about Joe, I was only commenting about the attitude about women expressed by the LittleNazi (his name, I'm not calling him a nazi).

I used to work with a woman who brought hemp brownies to work all the time. I have to admit she was an under achiever but she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

legalize

"she's having a hard time shaking off her frustrations. (A partner had eviscerated the contract she'd drafted, then left before Pelham had a chance to explain herself.)"

Um I smoke a good deal of herb and dont make a secret of it. And even I must say that maybe your weed smoking is affecting your work if you are getting high every night. Just a thought. I noticed my work preformance dropped alot while i was getting "stoned" every night. Everything got better work quallity wise wheN I shifted my "lesuire" time to only weekends. Did the same with my drinking to a similiar positive affect. I am in favour of legalization of pot efforts whole heartedly but come on, do you really think its any healthier to smoke 1/8th a night as oppossed to drinking a a fith of liquer a night or smoking a pack a day? seriously, moderation people.

"do you really think its any healthier to smoke 1/8th a night"

I would concied if you were using a vaporizer or similiar divice.

Gottruth

I noticed the opposite.

Just saying that it depends on the person

I think it depends on the type of work you do too.
Jobs where creativity is necessary the herb can be an asset. Jobs where detail is necessary herb can be the opposite.

The headline is all wrong. I'd say:

Woman who smoke pot aren't retarded.

"The headline is all wrong. I'd say:

Woman who smoke pot aren't retarded."


Dude, she's a corporate attorney. The headline should read:

Borg Babes prefer Bongs...

Danni,

i work in corporate I.T. consulting and enterprise software solutions integration.

not a "creative" job.

its still an asset lol

when you work 11-12 hour days and have billionaire clients up yer ass... the calming power of the herb is great.

otherwise i would have flown off the handle and yelled at the wrong person by now ;)

the calming power of the herb is great.


The calming power of vanilla or pistachio ice-cream is far greater.

A bar of chocolate works too.

The calming power of vanilla or pistachio ice-cream is far greater.

A bar of chocolate works too.

No.

As is the case with all recreational drugs including booze: in moderation. I don't see a big dif between coming home and having 1-2 drinks or a bit of pot. It's time for this herb to be legalized.

Vanilla gets ya' more bang for the buck than a bowl of White Widow? Pistachio ice cream hammers you more than Northern Lights? Somebody doesn't know shit about marijuana. I've got a pound of Sour Deisel that says you're talking out of your ass again.

You're a fraud, Troller. To cob a line from Mamet, "you're a bad pony and I'm not gonna bet on you."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways. For some reason he even let those whores vote."

#3 | Posted by 101Chairborne


For SOME REASON?

Could it BE?...


S A T A N!!


Wow what a throwback - I though you were a bit behind the times but ALL WOMEN (who work? wear slacks?) ARE WHORES? GIVE ME A BREAK!

BTW, Pot is an HERB.

YOU are the DOPE chairborne!

"I've got a pound of Sour Deisel"

I bet Rachael Ray would say: Yummo!

YOU are the DOPE chairborne!

#24 | Posted by Monstman at 2009-10-21 11:04 AM | Reply


Nulli,
Honestly, how?

"Honestly, how?"

In a real perky voice and by drawing out the "oh" sound.

I have to admit she was an under achiever but she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

#10 | Posted by wisgod

It sounds to me like the pot calling the kettle black.

The Lord works in mysterious ways. For some reason he even let those whores vote. How's that worked out so far?


#3 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2009-10-20 01:41 PM

Don't get me started about letting them drive.


the calming power of the herb is great.


The calming power of vanilla or pistachio ice-cream is far greater.


A bar of chocolate works too.

#19 | Posted by Tosser at 2009-10-21 09:51 AM

What? You have titties, Paki-Boy?

Somebody doesn't know shit about marijuana.


You're right. I neither smoke nor do I drink.

It's supposed to be bad for you.


What? You have titties, Paki-Boy?


You are saying eating ice-cream and chocolate is a girl thing only? Men can't find relaxation in chocolate? Since when?

Are you crazy?

Pistachio ice cream hammers you more than Northern Lights?


Pistachio ice-cream CALMS you... it's not for getting "hammered".

Pistachio ice-cream CALMS you... it's not for getting "hammered".

Yes, but your comment was that the calming power of ice cream was "far greater" than that of marijuana. For saying that, you are an idiot. End of story.

Yes, but your comment was that the calming power of ice cream was "far greater" than that of marijuana.


Well, I think so.

I have seen Americans on weed on TV and they don't look calm to me... they look wasted.


you are an idiot. End of story.


Smoking weed has drilled holes into brain. End of story.

I have seen Americans on weed on TV

You believe what you see on television? Again, you are an idiot.

See... nice wholesome stuff like an egg sandwich, egg meatballs, ice-cream, etc. is relaxing.

Grilled fish with french fries is relaxing. Comfort food.

Weed, on the other hand, is only a chemical dependency, which some people with weak and addictive personalities get hooked on.

Go take a walk or skip some rope. You will feel a lot better at the end of the day.

You believe what you see on television?


Documentaries, m'boy.

Haven't you ever seen one?

Again, you are an idiot.


No, I'm pretty sure you're the idiot. You're the drug addict, not me. LOL

Notice the wild mood swings...

"they don't look calm to me... they look wasted."

untrue...

just check out the pathans smoking churs. you will see.. the only time they are calm is when they have the the churs.

"only a chemical dependency"

proven false in many study's..

mental dependancy i totally agree with.


toss... weed is NOTHING like alcohol..
trust me on that.

and if you like pistachio ice cream.. you have no idea... weed makes pistachio ice cream taste 5 times better.

food is generally better on weed

thats why they say you have the "munchies" when you smoke

Hey Dutch, I could use an oz of that Sour D.

Salad Tosser,

When did I say that I smoke marijuana? I don't. But I have. And it's a lot more relaxing than ice cream or any other food.

just check out the pathans smoking churs.


My dear fellow... at that point I would like to stay far away from them because that's when the kalashnikov-game starts. Who wants to get shot at?


mental dependancy i totally agree with.


Mental or chemical... you do get hooked, was that I meant.


thats why they say you have the "munchies" when you smoke


Is that the origin of the phrase "sharabi kabaabi"? Yes, its for booze, I know, but that also works up an appetite for kabaabs.

don't know why your hating on a guy for NOT smoking weed ever and not knowing the details.

getting weed and alcohol in pakistan is just something people don't usually do.

nothing wrong with that.

"I don't get what you are even talking about Joe,
#9 | Posted by danni"


Well then you have a lot in common with the attorney Joe is a paralegal for.

This is great news.....and hot, too. Sexy career women earning big bucks and smoking big bones!

Wow, gotta find me one of them sugar mommas....!

Pay no attention to Chairborne...He is an envious Republican whose woman is probably toothless, barefoot, pregnant and uneducated...

When did I say that I smoke marijuana?


I assumed because you are defending weed so passionately, you must be a doper.


And it's a lot more relaxing than ice cream or any other food.


Good for you.

Don't let me stop you. LOL

I guess nobody told tosser that he sees and works beside people everyday that are high on pot. That is why he thinks some documentary put out by the DEA is factual.

#1 | Posted by goodlittlenazi

#3 | Posted by 101Chairborne

Right, it's a good thing there's no conservative women out there that you support.

(cough)palinbachmanncoulter(/
cough)

I guess nobody told tosser that he sees and works beside people everyday that are high on pot.


I have fired people for smoking ordinary cigarettes on the premises.

No, I don't have pot smokers working for me, I am pretty sure.

I assumed

First mistake.

you are defending weed so passionately

Saying it is more relaxing than ice cream is not a "passionate defense" of marijuana. If anything it's a defense of common sense, and something 99.9% of humans would already know. No surprise that you're the exception.

I hate when people call it "weed." Just a pet peeve.

First mistake.


But I wasn't mistaken.

"When did I say that I smoke marijuana? I don't. But I have."

Your words.


Saying it is more relaxing than ice cream is not a "passionate defense" of marijuana.


No, the swear words and snide insults you are using, is what I would call a passionate defense by a doper.

Relax... chill.... I am not coming to take your weed away.

I am not interested in it at all. You can have ALL of it. LOL

I wasn't mistaken.

You assumed I am a current smoker of marijuana, and you were wrong. So yes, you were mistaken.

swear words

Link?

You assumed I am a current smoker of marijuana


No, I assumed you are a weed smoker period... past or present doesn't matter... brain has been fried.

No mistake.

No, I assumed you are a weed smoker period... past or present doesn't matter... brain has been fried.

That's bullshit and you know it.

Link?


"Salad tosser"... "you are an idiot"... passionately spoken by a guy with wild mood swings who thought I was taking his weed away. LOL

Brother, I'm no Fed!

I want you to keep all your weed. Really! LOL

That's bullshit and you know it.


I do?

I think its awesome that hot career chicks have a little puff at the end of the day.

Tosser, its fine that your religion prevents you from enjoying the good things in life, alchohol, weed, exposed womans flesh, friendship with Jews, Christians, infidels.

But as ever, your far too obliquely judgmental in your retorts.

Mine however does not.

Someday if its legal, I can just see huka bars all over New York where folks can get together do a puff, enjoy a glass of wine, beer, shoot the shit.

What a wonderful world this could be.

And if you read the article, the girl worked a 12 hour day. T'aint no addled pothead-thats a type A driven worker if I ever saw one!!!!!!!!!1

toss...


as far as brain fried.

i'd take the pepsi challenge against any non pot smoker that i can do anything they can do if not better.

i came into the finance industry knowing NOTHING about finance, and i've made serious strides and one of the top performers in my division.

pot frying your brain is a phallacy.

i have friends who are the top performers at various game design company's... military contractors... banks... health care industries.


as far as you firing people for smoking a cig... thats your peragative... if a good performer isn't worth keeping because of his or her vices, your company loses.

i spelled fallacy with a ph on purpose ;)

#60 - I get to pick the tunes.

oh and btw toss

of course if someone is smoking weed ON the job or high ON the job... they should be fired.

just like getting drunk on the job is a no no.

what someone does at home is their own business.

#64: your buying!!!!

I think for some people weed can really mess up your work day....for others it is a performance enhancer. All I know is that the right to smoke is God given, and the law is not the highest authority.

Man, some of you guys are really fucking stupid.

lol. one thing tosser definitely needs is to learn humility. smoking a little pot can have that affect, as it literally gives you a different perspective. it can make you think before your ego speaks.

needs is to learn humility. smoking a little pot can have that affect


I am pretty sure there are many other ways to learn humility than smoking pot.

How can so many Americans be for something that is illegal in their country?

It isn't illegal in Pakistan since it grows free around here in public places.

I just don't have any.

But it is illegal in the US. And everyone wants it.

Or am I missing something?

If you make weed legal in the US, maybe nobody will want it?

Is this why everyone wants weed? A cheap thrill in breaking the law?

"Is this why everyone wants weed? A cheap thrill in breaking the law?"

nope i just was in amsterdam last weekend.

its legal there too.

smoked just as much haha

toss
its the religous culture that has made it taboo in pakistan.

it has nothing to do with legal vs illegal.

nope i just was in amsterdam last weekend.
its legal there too.
smoked just as much haha


Do the Dutch smoke as much weed as a visiting American?

I think they smoke less.


its the religous culture that has made it taboo in pakistan.


Nobody in Pakistan is more religious than the Pathans and they smoke "choorat" (weed cigarettes) as if the world was ending.... as you pointed out. They obviously don't think it taboo.

"I think they smoke less."

if they smoke less statistically... it doesn't show in the coffee houses.

they are full of both dutch and foreigners.

americans drink more then the dutch too.

as much as they say europeans drink

only the americans use funnels. haha
in general America is a culture of party time and getting laid.

you'd actually love it haha.

all the blondes you want.

I think they're also having more sex.

"I think they're also having more sex."

the pathans?

oh yea.. check out their birth rates :)

toss can attest to that.

the choorat, toss makes sex better :-P

the choorat, toss makes sex better


I'd rather have all my wits about me... makes the get-away faster.

toss can attest to that.


Pathans are horny buggers, yeah. But I don't think it's because of the weed... they're just born horny.

You don't know shit about anything, Salad. How do primitive cave-dwellers like you even access the internet?

WiFi?

Pathan joke!

American guy, French guy and Pathan guy were asked by some people conducting a survey... "What does a woman mean to you?"

French guy said some romantic nonsense about "Women are like roses and candy...". Ok fine, good...

American guy said "wemin are like a fine cuban cigar... you enjoy it while it lasts... God knows when you'll get another one..." Obviously from Texas..

And then the Pathan... "Woman is like a cassette!"

WTF?

"Err... cassette???"

"Yep. When yer done playing one side, you flip 'er over and start on the other side!"

Horny buggers, swear. LOL

WiFi?


Wi-Max and DSL.

How do primitive cave-dwellers like you even access the internet?


How do drug addicted trailer-trash like you even access the internet? LOL

Again, WiFI

Don't you have WiMax? (Wifi's bigger cousin)

I'm thinking of getting an EVDO usb for on the go.... I've heard it's an OK solution for mobile internet.

Never heard of it, but that doesn't mean we don't have it.

My guess is through a proxy server. LOL.

Oh.... I apologize for the Pathan joke if any women here found it tasteless. LOL

I just remembered it and couldn't resist.

My guess is through a proxy server.


Meaning "I am not in Pakistan"... yeah yeah yeah... I've heard it all a million times.

Glad these women are working hard now. In a couple of years, after toking on a regular basis, they'll need the money they've hopefully started to save 'cause that old short term memory will be fried.

Never heard of it, but that doesn't mean we don't have it.


Since we are using an American system (Motorola), you should have it somewhere.

It's an amazing service and damn fast... if you can pay for it.

'cause that old short term memory will be fried.


See??? Told ya.

I don't do wireless computer at all yet. Still don't trust people enough for that.

The computer I am using right now, has a 2mb DSL.

I think you have a 6mb DSL?

"short term memory"

also proven by study's to be false.

:)

The liberal's great ideas are delivering the same kind of utopia they delivered in the USSR. What a paradise!

www.henrymakow.com

#1 | Posted by goodlittlenazi at 2009-10-20 01:22 PM | Reply | Flag:

Yup....a $75,000 plus career woman....how very 'Stalinist'.

What's wrong? Pissed that she makes $70,000 more than you?

It's a good thing butch dykes like Manni get defensive over trivial articles from womens' magazines which logically deliver a female perspective.

#8 | Posted by JOE at 2009-10-20 04:15 PM | Reply | Flag:


What's wrong JOE? Jealous because she's an EMPLOYED attorney?

"When did I say that I smoke marijuana?" (Joe)


"I assumed because you are defending weed so passionately, you must be a doper.
#47 | Posted by Tosser"


Why? Are there no such things as "principles" in that backwater sewage swamp you call a country?

What's wrong JOE? Jealous because she's an EMPLOYED attorney?


#98 | Posted by COMMONSENSE

She's a Web Developer.

You do know that Tosser is going to flag that comment now, don't ya, Monte??


I don't do wireless computer at all yet. Still don't trust people enough for that.

#94 | Posted by kanrei

It's normally free from a neighbor. Those rubes never change the default administrator password.

What's wrong JOE? Jealous because she's an EMPLOYED attorney?

Joey ZoomZoom is jealous because she's employed. Period.

"You do know that Tosser is going to flag that comment now, don't ya, Monte??

#101 | Posted by Lisa"


I could not possibly care less. I can't tell you how happy I am when I log onto this nut house and find out that I've been suspended. It just means I'm going to be more productive the next two or three weeks.

Ever hear of self restraint?

Self-what?

(And don't try to pretend you're not addicted either, Wis.)

LOL. Anyone that goes after that Paki-mutt is OK with me.

I'm not so sure that they take it seriously anymore when Tosser flags.

I'm still here and in one thread he told me he flagged me 3 times.

he's such a wacky Paki!!!

I just had 3 deleted that tosser flagged, but no dumps. Life is good and Pakistain is still a 3rd World Country.

Tosser's just a dick.

I don't know why you clowns keep feeding that troll.

"I don't know why you clowns keep feeding that troll."

I don't get it either.

Ridiculous.

(Novelist Calls Bible 'Manual of Bad Morals'

LOL

I'm done.

Have a wonderful evening, everyone!

Posted by Lisa at 2009-10-21 05:16 PM
------)


"Ridiculous."

Posted by Lisa at 2009-10-21 07:55 PM



2012?

Oh, I see.

Zero cost.

Fucking bean counters ...

#114 | Posted by Zorg_the_Vogon

LOL...what was the point of that post??

Because I found a few minutes to relax and came back?

I find it kinda creepy that you took two posts of mine from different threads. Are you saving everything I say or what?

'splain, Lucy.

"'splain, Lucy."


#115 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-10-21 08:04 PM | Reply | Flag: genius


Sleep well.

I always do, Zorg.

Don't feel like explaining??

That's ok.

I find it kinda creepy that you took two posts of mine from different threads. Are you saving everything I say or what?

'splain, Lucy.

Posted by Lisa at 2009-10-21 08:04 PM


Last I'd heard, Zorg was so enamored with you, Lisa, he's had about 75% of your DR posts tattooed on his body. I believe only his neck is now tattoo-free. lol

"Last I'd heard, Zorg was so enamored with you, Lisa, he's had about 75% of your DR posts tattooed on his body. I believe only his neck is now tattoo-free. lol"

Dang Chris...that's a lot of posts considering how long I've been here!!

But I'm sure I won't want to see where they are all tattooed.

But I'm sure I won't want to see where they are all tattooed.

You're probably right on that one. LOL


LOL Chris

Hey, how's the house repairs going? Close to getting it on the market?

Hey, how's the house repairs going? Close to getting it on the market?

#121 | Posted by Lisa at 2009-10-21 08:18 PM

Going okay, Lisa, thanks. My sister and b-i-l had to delay coming down by one week (they'll get here next Tuesday) 'cause she had bronchitis and he had a bad cold. Then we'll get going sprucing up the inside (paint the walls, etc.) and they'll be moving out all the furniture my sister said she'd like to have. That's a major thing that needed to be done as you can't show the place with a ton of furniture in it.

Meanwhile I've found out I can get the window repairs I thought I'd have to do myself negotiated in escrow instead (which is better to do than me putting in new windows a potential buyer might not even like). So I'd say within 6 weeks or less it'll be on the market so it's really getting down to the reality of being sold. Doubt (hope!) it won't be on the market very long as homes seem to be selling, at least around here.

What a job it's been, though! Up to this point I've had to do it all myself but sold the piano, cleared out 50 years of "stuff" in the garage, etc. so bit by bit I've whittled it down. Will be glad to finally get some help next week and then put it in the hands of a realtor.

Poor St. Joseph -- his statute is still buried upside down in the dirt under the rose bush in the back yard. Told him the other day to keep resting 'cause he's got some hard work ahead of him real soon! LOL

Got to go now and put the rest of the groceries in the 'frig.
Shouldn't sit down and start to blog before I've unpacked them all. Bad habit of mine. : )

LOL

I hope it sells fast for you.

Did you ever get that paint off of the wallpaper or haven't you tried yet.

Yes I know...you're putting groceries away before blogging, but lately, if I don't write down what I'm thinking when I think it...I don't remember it. lol

"Poor St. Joseph -- his statute is still buried upside down in the dirt under the rose bush in the back yard."

CalifChris

Uh, oh. He's the patron saint of home sellers lol

What's wrong JOE? Jealous because she's an EMPLOYED attorney?


#98 | Posted by COMMONSENSE

She's a Web Developer.

#100 | Posted by wisgod at 2009-10-21 05:04 PM | Reply | Flag:

Web Developer?

From the article:

"I hate the term pothead -- it connotes that I'm high 24/7, which I'm not," said a Manhattan corporate attorney."

Tosser's just a dick.

I don't know why you clowns keep feeding that troll.

#112 | Posted by Dave | Flag: Didn't Pull the Wings Off Butterflies

Man.... they're all obsessed with me. LOL

I like Tosser.

I think Dave's just afraid he might learn something.

We certainly can't have any nonsense like that going on around here, now can we? /snark

It's too bad pot stinks or else I would dearly love to be in the accompanyment of these Female hotties. Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh Least cigarettes smell good.

Larry

"Poor St. Joseph -- his statute is still buried upside down in the dirt under the rose bush in the back yard."

- CalifChris


Uh, oh. He's the patron saint of home sellers lol

#124 | Posted by Timex at 2009-10-21 09:28 PM


No kidding. Why else do you think I would have
buried St. Joseph's statute upside in my backyard in the first place.

St. Joseph


Who the hell is this guy?

There is a school in Karachi with his name on it...

en.wikipedia.org

en.wikipedia.org

Lisa

Did you ever get that paint off of the wallpaper or haven't you tried yet.

I should have listened to you first. I rubbed it hard the first time rather than just dab it a little at a time as you later suggested. I went back and tried it your way -- a dab at a time -- and it worked better but I'm afraid I smeared it when I first did it and will have to so a spot repair. Next time I'll ask BEFORE I attempt home repairs on my own. It's not too bad looking though. Should be able to cover it up.

One realtor said I would need to tear off all the wallpaper in all the rooms. I think those realtors all watch too many HGTV shows. I've been watching HGTV a lot though myself as of late to learn what I can on pricing, selling, repairs and it's been really informative. Do you ever watch it? It's on cable tv.

I thought he was the patron saint of workers. Had no idea about real estate.

CHESS CLUB enter the battlefield of intellects where the only weapon is your mind, weekly held by Falak Ghouri and Mahjabeen Zamir of class XI.

You play chess Tosser?

St. Joseph

Who the hell is this guy?

He founded an aspirin company here

Tosser

"St. Joseph"

Who the hell is this guy?

There is a school in Karachi with his name on it...


Here ya go. But don't go around saying I'm trying to convert you into becoming a Catholic. I don't want any jihad declared on me!

SAINT JOSEPH

You play chess Tosser?


Yep.


He founded an aspirin company here


Oh.... good for him.

SAINT JOSEPH


Oh him...

Him, I know of.

Tosser

I was being facetious. He was Jesus' father. They named the aspirin company and gobs of hospitals and schools after him.

One realtor said I would need to tear off all the wallpaper in all the rooms.

#132 | Posted by CalifChris

I dunno Chris I think you're going overboard on this stuff. I would think that a homebuyer would rather do most of the stuff you talk about as long as the house is structurally sound.

Or maybe deep down you really have no intention of moving.

I thought he was the patron saint of workers. Had no idea about real estate.

#133 | Posted by Timex at 2009-10-22 01:30 AM

St. Joseph was a carpenter so you are correct about him being the patron saint of workers. I only heard about him also being of help in selling real estate only last year but then I was never interested in it before then anyway. So I made a nine-day novena after I buried him upside down in the backyard and we'll see what happens when the house goes on the market! SILVERIRONIST said he also buried St. Joseph in his backyard too when trying to sell his home and it worked!

He was Jesus' father. They named the aspirin company and gobs of hospitals and schools after him.


I get it.

Respects to him.

CalifChris

That use of St. Joseph was a new one to me. Learn something new everyday - at least for those willing to lol Still trying to figure out the upside down part. Any ideas?

Or maybe deep down you really have no intention of moving.

Cali is fine,you don't have to go,its not greener anywhere else,including texas.

Hope you find what you're lookin' for

Or maybe deep down you really have no intention of moving.

#140 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch at 2009-10-22 01:38 AM

Then why have I been working my butt off for that purpose these last few months if I have no intention of selling and moving? Duh.

I'll hire you to drive the U-Haul truck for me. I heard their trucks have like 14 gears or something? Most I've ever driven is a car with a 5-gear stick shift.

Hmm, and I also see you've been on your best behavior the last few days. I give it 2 weeks before your bad boy streak shows up again. LOL


Well good night, gang.

Joseph? Wouldn't he be Jesus' stepfather? Virgin birth, ya know.....

Sorta like...did Adam have a navel?

Last time I drove a UHaul it was automatic. I don't believe any UHauls have standard shift. Maybe the 26 footer does but that would be it. They use automatics because most of the population can only drive automatics.

Larry

Cali is fine,you don't have to go, its not greener...

California not be greener than other places but it sure is MORE expensive. A lot more.

California not be = California may not be

I heard their trucks have like 14 gears or something

Hahaha,they are automatics and you can do it,move if you want to or just stay home.You want to see some shit,then travel.That's where its at

Just DO NOT get a UHaul with a ford. When I moved to California in 1999 the one going was a piece of shit and had to treat the automatic as a Standard shift. On the move back home the fucker clunked out on Me in Ash Fork Arizona. Both Fucked Over Rebuild Dodges. I swear.

Larry

fucker clunked out on me in Ash Fork Arizona.

Maybe it was trying to tell you something,Kansas is it hahahaha.

well it is HOT here

Oh and BTW Make sure You buy their insurance when You rent that UHaul. It will save Your bacon believe Me. I got tagged once I got to Riverside California. Had all kinds of Grafiti on the back of the UHaul. Thank G-d I had their extra insurance or else.

Larry

I'll hire you to drive the U-Haul truck for me. I heard their trucks have like 14 gears or something? Most I've ever driven is a car with a 5-gear stick shift.

Hmm, and I also see you've been on your best behavior the last few days. I give it 2 weeks before your bad boy streak shows up again.
.

#145 | Posted by CalifChris

I told you before that if I'm not working I'll do it and we can arrange it so you don't even have to meet me.

My best behavior? I'll have you know I've always been a good boy here on the DR it's just that rcade resents me because I never called him after that one-sided passionate nite during Spring Break. I just hope it wasn't too long before Sweet Cheeks was able to walk upright again I kinda got carried away.

Maybe it was trying to tell you something,Kansas is it hahahaha.


well it is HOT here

#152 | Posted by bruceaz at 2009-10-22 01:59 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose)
FunnyNewsworthyOffensiveAbusiv
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Yeah it was hotter than a MOFO then too. This was late July too. Sighhhhhhhhhhhh

When I moved to California in 1999 the one going was a piece of shit and had to treat the automatic as a Standard shift. On the move back home the fucker clunked out on Me in Ash Fork Arizona. Both Fucked Over Rebuild Dodges. I swear.

#151 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2009-10-22 01:56 AM | Reply | Flag: Flag: (Choose) Size 15 Lead Foot

Did you miss me Larry? I missed you

Chris:

"I should have listened to you first. I rubbed it hard the first time rather than just dab it a little at a time as you later suggested. I went back and tried it your way -- a dab at a time -- and it worked better but I'm afraid I smeared it when I first did it and will have to so a spot repair. Next time I'll ask BEFORE I attempt home repairs on my own. It's not too bad looking though. Should be able to cover it up.

LOL....honey, I had my own business in this, remember?? Of COURSE you should have listened to me...lol!

Spot repair? Of course you could. Do you have left over wallpaper for that room? Now, the only problem with that is you should get someone who knows what they're doing in wallpaper repair or you will end up with a much bigger section to replace than you need...lol.

"One realtor said I would need to tear off all the wallpaper in all the rooms. I think those realtors all watch too many HGTV shows. I've been watching HGTV a lot though myself as of late to learn what I can on pricing, selling, repairs and it's been really informative. Do you ever watch it? It's on cable tv."

I love that channel Chris. Watch it all the time. But I'm afraid the realtors might be right in this case.

You mentioned "rooms", as in plural. How many rooms are wallpapered?

Wallpaper is very personal...people put it up to go with their decor, color scheme, ect. When someone is looking at a home they are looking at it with their belongings in mind, so too much wallpaper is going to turn them off if it doesn't flow with their pieces and all they are going to see when they see your home is...WORK, WORK, WORK!! Removing wallpaper is a big and messy job, especially in multiple rooms.

You will be better off to do it off yourself and paint the rooms a nuetral color. More people are going to be interested, therefore increasing your odds of selling your home faster.

Now, if you decide to remove the wallpaper, I am going to give you some tips. THIS time, I hope you listen to me...lol.

Do NOT score the wallpaper!!! You will spend an eternity ripping off little pieces.

Do NOT buy that premade wallpaper removal gel!!! It's a mess and is too costly, especially if you have a lot of paper to remove.

They sell steamers, but unless you are experienced with them, you can damage the drywall behind the wallpaper and you will then have to make wall repairs.

Here's what you do:

Get yourself a squirt bottle. Buy the cheapest liquid fabric softner you can find. Downy or Snuggle doesn't work as well as a cheap store brand for some reason.

Fill the bottle half way with water, half with the fabric softner.

If you can, tear off the colored or pattern part of the wallpaper. If you can't, it's ok it just works faster if you can.

Spray the mixture on the brown paper backing that is remaining (or the patterned part if you can't get it off) and let it sit on there for a few minutes. Don't be afraid to saturate it...it works better that way. Take a scraper and start lifting off the wallpaper. You should be able to lift it off in sheets or large sections, compared to the teeny tiny pieces if one would have scored it first.

Be sure to lay down a drop cloth, especially if you have hard wood floors.

Now, if the wallpaper has been up there awhile, you may see some brown paste remaining on the walls. Prior to painting you'll have to get that off or you're going to see that as a texture behind paint.

Get some Spic and Span and wash the walls before painting. You can use a sponge mop if you have one...you'll get that job done much faster and with less effort.

If you have any questions, just shoot me an email.

Good luck!

BTW...your house is going to smell GREAT when you're doing this!!

"short term memory"

also proven by study's to be false.

:)

Kliff...get the truth. The brain is the vessel that creates thought. The brain is made up of fatty tissue. Fatty tissue is where toxins rest in the body. The toxic alkaloids in cannabis are fat soluble, not water soluble. Am I going to fast or giving too many facts to follow? Just re-read this a couple times and break it apart sentence by sentence. :0)

PS...alcohol is water soluble. No toxins stored in the fat tissue. Long term damage from alcohol is to the liver 'cause it make the liver work triple time in trying to remove the alcohol from the RBCs.

"Last I'd heard, Zorg was so enamored with you, Lisa, he's had about 75% of your DR posts tattooed on his body. I believe only his neck is now tattoo-free. lol"


"Dang Chris...that's a lot of posts considering how long I've been here!!
#119 | Posted by Lisa"


Yeah, but consider the canvas. Zorg has a lot to work with: www.geocities.com

"I'll hire you to drive the U-Haul truck for me. I heard their trucks have like 14 gears or something? Most I've ever driven is a car with a 5-gear stick shift.

Hmm, and I also see you've been on your best behavior the last few days.....

#145 | Posted by CalifChris"


"I don't believe any UHauls have standard shift.
Larry

#147 | Posted by LarryMohr"


Jesus, Larry, quit being a cock-block. Can't you see that CC was just trying to get her some Gimme love? She's like a cat in heat, and you are like a garden hose. Knock it off.

A cock block??? What the fuck is that?? I never heard of such mox nix shit.

Larry

Boy if that ain't a fucked up term. I found out what it meant sure sounds stupid though. You would think it would be more appropriet to call it a coochie block. Oh well some stupid lingo.

Whatever you want to call it, Larry, stop doing it. Gimme is as hard up as CC. Even though the results will probably end up resembling a car wreck, let them have at it.

Gimme is as hard up as CC. Even though the results will probably end up resembling a car wreck, let them have at it.

#163 | Posted by mOntecOre


That's impossible! No one's as hard up as me


Except maybe BL2, Larry, Frank2.5, that androgynous Texas beech...........

Did I mention BL2?

"that androgynous Texas beech...........

#164 | Posted by Gimme_a_Scotch"


Not cool. Tweedle Goat is busy bothering his granddaughter, and not here to defend himself.

I thought he was talking about jak. How many right wing fairies live in Texas?

Tweedle Goat is busy bothering his granddaughter, and not here to defend himself.

No bother at all. He's not talking about about me, m'boor. Gee, a lot of good that "advanced degree" does you. LOL You never seem to quite get things right. You'd think having gotten it from the internet and all, you'd get the internet stuff right.

C'est la vie

That's right, Tweedle. Your vagina is just real flappy, not penis-shaped.

Get a life. I can't believe you're fucking here when you're not at work. Pathetic flag for you.

C'est la vie

#167 | Posted by goatman at 2009-10-22 05:01 PM | Reply | Flag: Francophile Fag

That's right, Tweedle. Your vagina is just real flappy, not penis-shaped.

Actually that was my ass you made flappy by inserting your head into it. Learn the difference, mr "advanced degree" LOL

Get a life. I can't believe you're fucking here when you're not at work. Pathetic flag for you.

No puedo creer estas aqui todos los dias. Dos banderas pateticos para ti. RCG

Francophile Fag

In classical psychology, projection is always seen as a defense mechanism that occurs when a person's own unacceptable or threatening feelings are repressed and then attributed to someone else.[1]

You just can't leave me alone, can you, m'boor? LOL As is ALWAYS the case, you came after me first.

Aren't there any real live men around you that you can play with? Why do you always go after the cyber-dudes? Or do you? LOL


Goat I just think he enjoys exposing you as a fraud.

"As is ALWAYS the case, you came after me first.

#172 | Posted by goatman"


I suppose you are willing to BET on that, right Tweedle? (Plus, I was defending you, not coming after you. Maybe you were fantasizing again?)

No puedo creer estas aqui todos los dias. Dos banderas pateticos para ti. RCG

#170 | Posted by goatman at 2009-10-22 05:35 PM | Reply | Flag: Wannabe Spic

#170 | Posted by goatman at 2009-10-22 05:35 PM | Reply | Flag: Wannabe Spic

No 'wannabe' about it, mr "advanced degree". I am one. Get with the program.

BTW, serious question upthread: What is it you find more attractive in us cyber-guys than the real live ones? Or do you slobber over the live ones as well, but just don't tell us?

I suppose you are willing to BET on that, right Tweedle?

I remember a couple of months ago I started counting on the threads that you went after me first without my having addresed you. I got up to 19 in ~ 3 or 4 days before you finally stopped.

So yes, let's restart that count and BET on it.

What is it you find so attractive in me? Because I play your fantasy cyber-slut and no one else will? Is that it?

Or do you slobber over the live ones as well, but just don't tell us?

#176 | Posted by goatman at 2009-10-22 05:56 PM | Reply | Flag: Curious

Because I play your fantasy cyber-slut?

#177 | POSTED BY GOATMAN AT 2009-10-22 05:58 PM

Gross

#176 | Posted by goatman at 2009-10-22 05:56 PM | Reply | Flag: Curious

duh. That's why I asked mr. "advanced degree".

That's why I asked mr. "advanced degree".

#180 | POSTED BY GOATMAN AT 2009-10-22 06:01 PM | REPLY | FLAG: Jealous of anybody that graduated from college.

"So yes, let's restart that count and BET on it.

#177 | Posted by goatman"

OK, Tweddle - so the bet is whether I ALWAYS go after you first, right? (Your words - let's see if you try to weasel out ala Tweedle Bob.) So I win if I can find an example of you going after me first, right? What are we betting? Since you brag so much about your generous salary and benefits, I assume you want to wager a decent amount?

"Gross

#179 | Posted by jackass"


That's what she said.

Gross

Tell me about it. But I figure I'm doing a public duty. It's keeping him off the street when I'm pretending to be his spic fat short slum dwellind GED oil rig worker. Mothers thank me.

"So yes, let's restart that count and BET on it.

I assume you want to wager a decent amount?

#182 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-10-22 06:02 PM | Reply | Flag: Reading comprehension not a part of that "advanced degree"

How much, Tweedle?

How much, Tweedle?

$2

Is that weaseling I detect, Tweedle? Since I ALWAYS (emphasis in original) go after you first, this should be easy money for you. Do we have a bet, or are you going Tweedle Bob on me?

Alright. But since that's such a tiny amount, if I win will you agree to just drop it in the Salvation Army bell ringer's bucket or something like that?

Your words - let's see if you try to weasel out ala Tweedle Bob

"ala bOoB". Easy, since I never weaseled out of anything with him. Want to bet? How much? Let's get two bets going.

I made a challenge.
He placed a condition on it I found unacceptable.

This is your version of "weaseling out"?

Fuck, I thought this planet could produce only one bOoB. LOL

Alright. But since that's such a tiny amount, if I win will you agree to just drop it in the Salvation Army bell ringer's bucket or something like that?

We cannot even agree what a 'wager' is. You think I weaseled out on bOoB. I didn't. I made a challenge. He set a condition that was unacceptable to me. OK. I'll play your way with your wager: My condition to your challenge is that I get to decide "first post". You don't.

If you don't accept this condition, you have just weaseled out. (using your and bOoB's definition, of course. LOL)

But since that's such a tiny amount, if I win will you agree to just drop it in the Salvation Army bell ringer's bucket or something like that?

Or I give my mother in law $402 dollars this month instead of the (nearly) usual $400.

Goddamn it you are dense, Tweedle. By "ala Bob," I meant that Bob weaseled out of the bet with you by trying to change its terms - not that you weaseled out on him. Reading, it's fundamental.


P.s. Until you learn to use italics correctly, you may want to stop trying. It makes you appear senile.

"You think I weaseled out on bOoB."

No, I don't.


"I didn't."

I agree.

"My condition to your challenge is that I get to decide "first post". You don't."


And I thought we would just use things that are, at least in Oregon, local practice to decide "first." You know, dates, times - that kind of thing.

"Or I give my mother in law $402 dollars this month instead of the (nearly) usual $400.

#192 | Posted by goatman"


Typical Republican. No charity for you! (By the way, do you look the bell ringer in the eye on your way in and out of WalMart, or do you slink past with your 2lb. bag of CoolRanch Doritos?

I'm lost.

What are the rules for your "contest"??

P.s. Until you learn to use italics correctly, you may want to stop trying.

My previous posts the last couple of years should indicate to anyone (especially someone with an "advanced degree") that I know how to use italis correctly and that a typo occured.

If slamming me for typos is your best shot -- go for it. You win. I agree I typoed. Now go bask in your hard earned victory over the errant typist. LOL

(By the way, do you look the bell ringer in the eye on your way in and out of WalMart, or do you slink past with your 2lb. bag of CoolRanch Doritos?

I slink past, but it's usually with a six pack of beer. I am not stupid enough to give my charitable contributions to an organization that keeps part of it for administrative costs.

Tweedle Goat claims that I always attack him first in a thread, and I do not believe that to be true. My understanding is that if I can find a thread where he took an unprovoked shot at me first, I win the bet. But it is Tweedle Goat we are talking about, so I can't say that my understanding is his understanding. (I don't speak retard. As you can tell by his 200+ post exchanges with Tweedle Bob, he does.)

"I am not stupid enough to give my charitable contributions to an organization that keeps part of it for administrative costs.

#199 | Posted by goatman"


In other words, you don't give money to charity. (It's amusing that you appear to view giving your mother-in-law more money counts as charity.)

Typical Republican.

I'm not a republican, but if giving their charitable moneys wisely is one of their traits, then it is one I share with them. No biggy to me if you feel the need to slap a label on how I contribute to charity.

oh ok. Got it, Monte

In other words, you don't give money to charity. (It's amusing that you appear to view giving your mother-in-law more money counts as charity.)

I make lots of charitable contributions. It's amusing to me that someone with an "advanced degree" doesn't see me giving money to my mother in law as charitable.

1 : benevolent goodwill toward or love of humanity
2 a : generosity and helpfulness especially toward the needy or suffering; also : aid given to those in need b : an institution engaged in relief of the poor c : public provision for the relief of the needy
My charitable donations fall under one of these two definitions. My mother in law is needy, fitting the definition in 2a.

BTW, under no definition that I could find did it say that it is not considered charity if administrative costs are not incurred. Perhaps you can produce one mr "advanced degree"

So are we saying smoking dope is good for your career?

Wasn't there a Democrat Senator that gave money to a prostitute named Charity.

Hate to drag you into the fray Lisa, but do you see voluntary contributions to one's needy in-law as charity? I do. M'boor doesn't. If you feel you are on the spot and don't want to answer, I understand. It is unfair of me to put you in that position.

At least Merriam-Webster (and all other online sources I viewede) agree with me.

"So are we saying smoking dope is good for your career?"

Worked for Willie Nelson.

"So are we saying smoking dope is good for your career?

#205 | Posted by mysterytoy"


I wouldn't necessarily agree to that. Tweedle Goat likes to brag about the killer dope he smoked in the 70's, and for some reason, even though he thinks he is really smart and he had the gov't paying for his education, he still couldn't graduate from college. I know that's just anecdotal evidence, but that's one example of what appears to be permanent brain damage in a dope smoker.

"Hate to drag you into the fray Lisa....

#207 | Posted by goatman"


Bullshit.

I gotta run. I need to go get dinner for my family - you know, doing my charitable deed for the day. LOL.

...he still couldn't graduate from college....

???

Who said I couldn't? Oh -- mr "advanced degree". Well, it has to be true! LOL (we'll sorta ignore the fact he doesn't know the meaning of basic words like "charity")

"he still couldn't graduate from college"

Neither did:

Edison

Lear

Gates

Dell

On the other hand, they never did achieve electronics technician on an oil rig.

I gotta run. I need to go get dinner for my family - you know, doing my charitable deed for the day.

Give the cats my regards as you open their can of dinner.

"Tweedle Goat likes to brag about the killer dope he smoked in the 70's, "

Yeah, that killer "thai stick", THC content probably about 5%, enough to knock out a hyper-sensitive lightweight but no one else.

2 a : generosity and helpfulness especially toward the needy or suffering; also : aid given to those in need

My charitable donations fall under one of these two definitions. My mother in law is needy, fitting the definition in 2a.

You could always get her job down at the local pub as a waitress, frequent it and tip her well


Helpful Gimme

...hyper-sensitive lightweight but no one else.

Translation: A non-burnout who can't even figure out how to skip a post without someone building killfile for him.

Until then, you are destined to continue reading mine, null! LOL Must be a bitch. I'd go nuts if I was forced to read tinyelvis because I couldn't figure out how to skip his posts.

You could always get her job down at the local pub as a waitress, frequent it and tip her well

She is 88 YO, is hyper-religious, and lives in the heart of Amish country. I can't see her as a barmaid, even if there were bars in Berlin, OH. The mental image was good, though.


MicOntesOre,
Would that have been some record for you losing a bet on line here or on other sites? Less than 10 minutes? You better ask for odds next time.

"Tweedle Goat claims that I always attack him first in a thread, and I do not believe that to be true. My understanding is that if I can find a thread where he took an unprovoked shot at me first, I win the bet."
#200 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-10-22 06:42 PM


"So are we saying smoking dope is good for your career?


"I wouldn't necessarily agree to that. Tweedle Goat likes to brag about the killer dope he smoked in the 70's, and for..."
#209 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-10-22 06:51 PM

Um, no Crispee, it wouldn't. Read the bet again. Slowly. Finding a thread where I attacked Tweedle Goat first is meaningless. (Are you related to Tweedle? Or is the fact that you are just as dumb as him a coincidence?)

Finding a thread where I attacked Tweedle Goat first is meaningless...
#219 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-10-23 02:06 PM


"Tweedle Goat claims that I always attack him first in a thread, and I do not believe that to be true. My understanding is that if I can find a thread where he took an unprovoked shot at me first, I win the bet."
#200 | Posted by mOntecOre at 2009-10-22 06:42 PM


????????? Is there where I mirror you and call someone a dumb fuck? Or do you get a pass?

"????????? Is there where I mirror you and call someone a dumb fuck? Or do you get a pass?

#220 | Posted by crispee_oc"


You want to try that again? In English?

"You want to try that again? In English?"

Yeah..."Well the jerk store called and they are all out of you..."

Is "this" where....

I admit I'm a jerk, but I still don't understand why you think I lost a bet.

#223...

Was mostly an ironic post as a sarcastic observation. It only took 10 minutes to attack Goatman unprovoked. It was too big a "feather" for me not to bite.

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