Drudge Retort: Red Meat for Yellow Dogs

With Halloween a mere two weeks away you may be scrambling, having remembered that you don't yet have a costume and every store in your neighborhood has already been plundered. Just remember, no matter how bad you may feel about whatever you come up with, as long as you're not dressed in one of the costumes below, you're all set.

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Zombie foetus FTW!

/Special mention to Kiddie Suicide Bomber and the "Droopers" Waitress.

Fergit books, these costumes seriously need burning.

Be Well.

Wot no luff fer the "Elton Jon Benet" ensemble?

Tuff crowd.

Be Well.

Spud -

Muchisimas gracias for this visual paean to the imagination of those who created these gems and the utter cluelessness of those who actually put them on.

Suggested match-ups:

Children's Pimp - Looks like a cross between Zorro the Gay Blade and Ali G. My guess is Rogers might be wearing this one come the 31st.
Elton Jon Benet - I'm sure I've seen this guy on the DR. Possibly Wissy.
Sexy Nemo - Ahumma-ahumma-ahumminah! (Not Nanc but possibly CalifChris? Lisa?)
Beastiality Costume - Cookfish, hands down (so to speak)
Anna Rexia - Open for bids
Down for the Count - Goatman in the blonde wig and Buffalo Bob with the grin.
Suicide Bomber Children's Costume - JiggyNJutland
The Shocker - 101
Droopers - Pinche Mao
Rasta Man - JestGettingAlong
Wet-T Shirt - Murphy
Anita Valium - Andrea Mackris
Cell Phone - Eddie
Leopard Diva - Nanc
Zombie Fetus - Jackass
Dept. of Erections - Aflakabibblebabble
Rabbi Dog - Tosser
Children's Rapper - The Chapel
Sperm Man - Woody Allen
Biggest Show On Earth - Takitez



You want inappropriate then you need to attend Fantasy Fest in Key West. More fun than it should be legal to have.

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

If you actually placed folk's names next to these costumes because of how you perceive them, well, you need to get a fucking life. You spend way too much time here.

I am still laughing, my god son, you really need to get and get a life, maybe a gf/bf whatever.

Kotex -Doc Sravis

You want inappropriate then you need to attend Fantasy Fest in Key West.

I attended Guavaween in Ybor City a few years ago, lots of inappropriate costumes/behavior.... it was a great time.

I have a very high shock threshold and even I say "my G-d" to a couple of those.

Okay, Wissy, I agree: You haven't got the panache to carry it off in the Children's Pimp costume. Here's one that'll suit you much better: hotdogandfriends.com

in college I dressed all in red, taped a hanger around my head and went as an illegal abortion

Doc, my knee is sore from slapping it. You are one funny S.O.B.

Here's Doc all dressed up and stoned as usual.
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