"Ah, Garland-san, I see you try to focus your ki by dressing up in your special ninja clothes and waving around your nunchucks. What is the purpose of this?"

"Revered master, my desire is to inflict great bodily pain on Senator Joe Lieberman because he has caused harmful wobbly influences and brought dishonor on the Senate and the state of CN with his party switches, his support for swift boating, kooky CUFI, the Reverend Sun Moon, and for playing kissy face with George W. Bush."

"Well, shit, Garland-san, let me grab my katana and my car keys and I'll give you a ride."