#6 | Posted by vernon at 2009-10-12 10:09 AM | Reply | Flag: Full-Blown Stalker Meltdown Phase...A-Wishin' and A-Hopin' Tosser's a Sheep

My all-time best pick-up line -- and as an author of thousands of articles (including such stellar productions as "a and "an"), biblical scholar of no renown, bearer of keen isight into my neighbors' keyholes, peddlar of useless stuff nobody's interested in, ethnographic investigator into the little-known Balinese lady-boy bartender culture, and drinker of all things wet, you know that I know that I know that you know that I really do know where I'm coming from (it says so right here on that page in my Surinamanian passaporte, HA-HA-HA!) -- is one I picked up in my perigrenations in the vicinity of the Roof of the World (a small, inelegant but suitable cocktail lounge in a tree nestled deep within the polyester plantation I partly-own on the outer outskirts of Katmandu): "I...love...ewe!"
~Vermin

"Hey Doc...whatever happened to your Palin Obsession?"

She's too busy trying to fleece the sheeple to be much in the news these days. When she makes a "policy speech," that just might be the day.

Vermin obsession? You should check out the way the silly old man's drooling over Tosser these days.

No, Jest, Vermin's only good when he's ponitificating about complete foolisheness, e.g. the Ashkenazi Jews starting out as Turks and the "real name" of Jesus.

Now, if you could just work your way clear of your obsession with me you might find more spooning partners at the next reenactment.

"Do you have ANY idea of how often them boys wash? Well, I suppose you probably do....about as often as YOU did back in the 60's, right?"

Well, mebbeso.
But I excelled in purity of heart and worthiness of intent.