When we came up with some satirical contributions to Conservapedia's "Conservative Bible Project" earlier this week, we went deliberately over the top.

Sure, Andy Schlafly and his compatriots went pretty far out there in coming up with the idea to produce a more conservative version of the Bible, one free of the liberal bias they see in contemporary translations. But we didn't think they'd go anywhere as far as we did with things like our "conservative" version of Matthew 5:21-22, "You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, 'You shall not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.' But I tell you that a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, so git 'er done."

Well, they sure showed us.